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[sareca]

My DH just walked in and saw a bunch of products I'd left on the counter from yesterday. He said "what's this, the day after d-day procedure?" I and said 'no babe those are from yesterday. I haven't put them away yet.' I call detangling day d-day. I didn't even know he knew that.

Your turn. What funny or unexpected comments has your significant other made about your haircare reggie?

 

[IMFOCSD]

My DH just walked in and saw a bunch of products I'd left on the counter from yesterday. He said "what's this, the day after d-day procedure?" I and said 'no babe those are from yesterday. I haven't put them away yet.' I call detangling day d-day. I didn't even know he knew that.

Your turn. What funny comments has your significant other made about your haircare reggie.

This is a cool thread....dang, I can't think of anything right now but I'll be back......

 

[Leslie_C]

its not really funny but mine sighs when he sees me getting ready to wash my hair because I keep cloggling up the shower drain...
Anyone know how to prevent this? We are going to have to buy stock in draino.

 

[january noir]

Not so much the comment, but the look he had on his face...PRICELESS.

I was spending the weekend over his house and decided to wash, condition and moisturize my hair. I only had with me my all purpose Jane Carter's Nourish & Shine, but nothing to "seal" my hair with.

I was combing out my hair in the bathroom and yelled out, "can you bring me some olive oil?" He appeared in the doorway with this HUGE gallon container of EVOO, you know the one you get at Costco. He said, "this?" I said, "yes!" He said, "what are you doing with the olive oil?" I said, "I'm using it for my hair." He stood completely still and looked at me for a full minute; his expression was like, WTF?! then, set the jug of olive oil on the counter and walked away.



Though he is familiar with hot oil treatments (his ex-wife was a hairstylist), but it never occured to him that people would use "cooking oil" as a hair treatment.


THANKS LHCF!

 

[Nola Darling]

I was using coconut milk in my hair yesterday, my BF was like, "If you use anymore food in your hair, I swear...."

But guess who was all up in my hair smelling it

 

[january noir]

I was using coconut milk in my hair yesterday, my BF was like, "If you use anymore food in your hair, I swear...."

But guess who was all up in my hair smelling it

That's cute!

 

[Nola Darling]

its not really funny but mine sighs when he sees me getting ready to wash my hair because I keep cloggling up the shower drain...
Anyone know how to prevent this? We are going to have to buy stock in draino.

Yeah, I have that same problem:-( I don't even shed that much hair, I have no clue what's going on!

 

[january noir]

its not really funny but mine sighs when he sees me getting ready to wash my hair because I keep cloggling up the shower drain...
Anyone know how to prevent this? We are going to have to buy stock in draino.

You can buy special drain covers or traps to keep the hair from going down the drain. It helps a lot!

 

[candy1214]

I ordered some dom. products from roundbrushhair. When they arrived, SO was all up in the box asking me what it was. I told him to mind his business, but he went in the bathroom behind me and looked through all of them.

He came back out and said, "Whats the deal w/ all this mustard and mayo?....And why are you putting it on your hair?"

 

[Priss Pot]

He calls my hair a Jew fro.

He refers to LHCF as "hair diaries"

 

[LadyZ]

Mine just says everyday "I know you got to do your hair"

 

[HoneyA]

Early on in my journey, I used to do alot of baggying. When I first started out, I guess I didn't have the baggy thing down pat just yet. So anyway me and BF were relaxing one day and I realise he kept looking at my head all the time. I just thought it was because I had a phony pony on and it was still new to him. Then with this really bewildered, serious look he looks me dead in the eyes and asks " uhmmm...why do you have a shopping bag on your head?" I stared back at him too shocked and embarrassed to answer because I thought I was looking all fly with my new style. Little did I know I had plastic bag ends sticking out from under the phony pony and was just looking dumb and not cute.

 

[january noir]

Early on in my journey, I used to do alot of baggying. When I first started out, I guess I didn't have the baggy thing down pat just yet. So anyway me and BF were relaxing one day and I realise he kept looking at my head all the time. I just thought it was because I had a phony pony on and it was still new to him. Then with this really bewildered, serious look he looks me dead in the eyes and asks " uhmmm...why do you have a shopping bag on your head?" I stared back at him too shocked and embarrassed to answer because I thought I was looking all fly with my new style. Little did I know I had a plastic bag ends sticking out from under the phony pony and was just looking dumb and not cute.

 

[GeorginaSparks]

Early on in my journey, I used to do alot of baggying. When I first started out, I guess I didn't have the baggy thing down pat just yet. So anyway me and BF were relaxing one day and I realise he kept looking at my head all the time. I just thought it was because I had a phony pony on and it was still new to him. Then with this really bewildered, serious look he looks me dead in the eyes and asks " uhmmm...why do you have a shopping bag on your head?" I stared back at him too shocked and embarrassed to answer because I thought I was looking all fly with my new style. Little did I know I had a plastic bag ends sticking out from under the phony pony and was just looking dumb and not cute.

Oh my.........

 

[gymfreak336]

Well, I am actually getting ready to relax my hair today. I was putting all my stuff in a shopping bag because I like to go my parents house to do it since my old bathroom has a big *** mirror and better lighting. I ran to sallys this morning to get some clips(I am trying Arcadians method for relaxing) and some aphogee 2 min. for the mid conditioning step. As I was putting my stuff in a bag, this fool comes in and starts going down a checklist. I asked him what was he reading and he hands me the sistaslick self relaxing article I printed out the other week. Then he says, "Remember to but extra grease on your thin spot right above your nape".....I really have created a monster

 

[january noir]

Well, I am actually getting ready to relax my hair today. I was putting all my stuff in a shopping bag because I like to go my parents house to do it since my old bathroom has a big *** mirror and better lighting. I ran to sallys this morning to get some clips(I am trying Arcadians method for relaxing) and some aphogee 2 min. for the mid conditioning step. As I was putting my stuff in a bag, this fool comes in and starts going down a checklist. I asked him what was he reading and he hands me the sistaslick self relaxing article I printed out the other week. Then he says, "Remember to but extra grease on your thin spot right above your nape".....I really have created a monster

Whew! Yes you have created a monster!

 

[gymfreak336]

Whew! Yes you have created a monster!

He is a trip I tell you. He is upstairs in the bonus room playing Madden with my brother-in-law. He asked me if I was bout to tell yall that I am getting ready to relax and ask for last minute tips.........He is right about that but Dang!

 

[sareca]

You guys are cracking me up! Glad I'm not the only one who's SO knows just enough to be dangerous (or annoying). :wink2:

 

[KAT25]

These stories are so funny and cute, I am sure it is nice to have a SO that cares and pays attention that is so sweet!!!!!

 

[Nola Darling]

Early on in my journey, I used to do alot of baggying. When I first started out, I guess I didn't have the baggy thing down pat just yet. So anyway me and BF were relaxing one day and I realise he kept looking at my head all the time. I just thought it was because I had a phony pony on and it was still new to him. Then with this really bewildered, serious look he looks me dead in the eyes and asks " uhmmm...why do you have a shopping bag on your head?" I stared back at him too shocked and embarrassed to answer because I thought I was looking all fly with my new style. Little did I know I had plastic bag ends sticking out from under the phony pony and was just looking dumb and not cute.

Oh My!!

 

[Leslie_C]

You guys are cracking me up! Glad I'm not the only one who's SO knows just enough to be dangerous (or annoying). :wink2:

Nope, mine has it down pat...lol. I didnt think he knew much about black hair, but sometimes he suprises me. We had gone out to eat one day and it was rainy...the few little curls I had from my caruso set fell and my hair was just stick straight and puffy...I looked like something from the 80's and he was making fun of me. So I said "well at least its soft, feel it." He touched it and he was like "Yeah it IS soft! But you know when you go home and lay down on it, its going to dry it out".....
He knows I dont like to tie my hair up at night, and he hit the nail on the head becasue it does dry it out!

 

[Brownie518]

My SO will walk into the room, wrinkle up his nose and say 'Ewww, smells like baby diaper in here!' Of course, he is referring to my Amla. Sometimes I want to knock him out.

 

[january noir]

Nope, mine has it down pat...lol. I didnt think he knew much about black hair, but sometimes he suprises me. We had gone out to eat one day and it was rainy...the few little curls I had from my caruso set fell and my hair was just stick straight and puffy...I looked like something from the 80's and he was making fun of me. So I said "well at least its soft, feel it." He touched it and he was like "Yeah it IS soft! But you know when you go home and lay down on it, its going to dry it out".....
He knows I dont like to tie my hair up at night, and he hit the nail on the head becasue it does dry it out!

I can SOOOO relate to this!

DSO (Dear Significant Other) has gotten used to the satin pillow case on my side of the bed even if it does clash with his sheets! I guess I could buy some to match eh?

 

[sjprincess182]

My SO is always shouting from the other room "Are you on that Long Hair Care Forum again??????" I'm always shouting back " Awww you actually know the name...see you're learning!!" haha

And the best is when he asks me, very seriously, "should be I afraid your gonna leave me for this forum thing cuz i dunt think it could do for you what I can..."

I am on the floor dying laughing at this point.

 

[dlove]

DH: "All you do all day is look at hair..."
"You are always looking at them girls long hair..."


This board is addictive, I must admit. It's like having thousands of best friends. Sometimes I associate more with this board than with face to face contact with people.

 

[e$h]

My SO is forever talking about me and my hair. Just today he said "you spend about 80% of your time either, doing your hair, sitting on the net checkin fotki, or on that other site" (I'm sure he was talking about LHCF). He said the remainder is spent with him and the kids. I felt bad for a minute but soon after he said he was kidding (I'm sure there was some truth to that).
He also said that he was gonna get him a fotki and start posting pics of his head on the net. He gets on my nerves but we always laugh together at his comments.

 

[bluefolli]

In general, he's always saying something about how crazy we are discussing hair on-line. However, he took the cake when he said yesterday morning...I'm still laughing thinking about it...
"Clayton Bigsby is everywhere, huh?" :rofl3: He saw a member's siggy while I was reading OT. We both busted out laughing at that.

 

[gymfreak336]

My SO is forever talking about me and my hair. Just today he said "you spend about 80% of your time either, doing your hair, sitting on the net checkin fotki, or on that other site" (I'm sure he was talking about LHCF). He said the remainder is spent with him and the kids. I felt bad for a minute but soon after he said he was kidding (I'm sure there was some truth to that).
He also said that he was gonna get him a fotki and start posting pics of his head on the net. He gets on my nerves but we always laugh together at his comments.

ot: Everytime I see you, your hair looks better and better. Your avatar pic is amazing!!

 

[caramelcutieinva]

He says for someone who doesn't understand science , you sure turn into a chemist when it comes to making those treatments.

Every time products go on sale, and I stock up he asks me did you check out a review on the hair board before you bought that.

He still doesn't understand how the soy oil , distilled water , honey and avocado is for my hair and not for him.

 

[Eisani]

This is a killer because my ex is a barber (notably excellent) and one night we went to dinner and I did a WnG. He kept squeezing it and playing in it. The next day, I went to the Dominican salon and came back and he was like "Oh, you got that white people Sh*#, hunh?" Dummy. Oh and another time he introduced me and said "this is my girl Angel and that's all her hair yo!" We didn't last very long