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[luvinwife]

When I first got a bottle of MTG, I put some on and came to bed. My DH got up out of bed and said he was sleeping on the couch and if I ever want to sleep with him again I better not have that ish in my hair again....haven't used it since...

 

[gymfreak336]

When I first got a bottle of MTG, I put some on and came to bed. My DH got up out of bed and said he was sleeping on the couch and if I ever want to sleep with him again I better not have that ish in my hair again....haven't used it since...

Well damn!

 

[gymfreak336]

This is a killer because my ex is a barber (notably excellent) and one night we went to dinner and I did a WnG. He kept squeezing it and playing in it. The next day, I went to the Dominican salon and came back and he was like "Oh, you got that white people Sh*#, hunh?" Dummy. Oh and another time he introduced me and said "this is my girl Angel and that's all her hair yo!" We didn't last very long

 

[MizzBrown]

...... I asked him what was he reading and he hands me the sistaslick self relaxing article I printed out the other week. Then he says, "Remember to but extra grease on your thin spot right above your nape".....I really have created a monster

That is soo cute. How did you even get him to start paying attention to the point where he knows your hair better than you do?!!

 

[MariposaSexyGirl]

I always crack on my DH about looking at motorcycle gear online. And one day he told me I don't do nothing but look at heads all day on the internet. He was like how you sit there and look at a bunch of folks heads all day long. We laughed about it because it is kinda crazy in a way.

 

[Mortons]

He puts my rinses in my hair for me! We nicknamed his hairdresser counterpart Tyrone. Whenever I need a new rinse put in my hair or him to help me dry or DC it I tell him I need to schedule another appointment with Tyrone. As soon as he learns how to flatiron and I get this FHI runway.....its gonna be smooth sailing...

 

[gymfreak336]

That is soo cute. How did you even get him to start paying attention to the point where he knows your hair better than you do?!!

Well he is dominican so he thinks that he is already a hair expert We first started dating when I was going through the worst of my hair drama so he has seen it go from terrible to bad to decent to pretty good. Whats funny is that when I was smoothing the relaxer yesterday, that back spot started to tingle a little more than I like and he was like "See, I told you".

 

[gymfreak336]

He puts my rinses in my hair for me! We nicknamed his hairdresser counterpart Tyrone. Whenever I need a new rinse put in my hair or him to help me dry or DC it I tell him I need to schedule another appointment with Tyrone. As soon as he learns how to flatiron and I get this FHI runway.....its gonna be smooth sailing...

That is too cute

 

[lana]

its not really funny but mine sighs when he sees me getting ready to wash my hair because I keep cloggling up the shower drain...
Anyone know how to prevent this? We are going to have to buy stock in draino.

You can place a strainer over the drain. This will catch most materials before they can get sucked down and possibly caught. They are much easier to clean and remove than dealing with a clog.

I found that off google. I hope it helps.

 

[Arcadian]

Right now SO helps me with my hair because i injured left arm (typing w/one hand is the pits...bear with me)

anyway last night he washed it

he used WAY too much poo .... i had poo all in my eye...took forever to rinse. and he sure did tangle it up. rubbed my poor scalp so hard i got a small sore spot

So keraphix next. He tried, but my hair was so tangled that he only coated the ends & tip, So then i told him use porosity contrl & cool water to help w/tangles.. I got "that look" and the "what you need cold water for?"

drying was ok, though he squeezed so hard I heard some strands snap.

I dont use a lot of moisterizers.. I told him to use a querter size amount He was like You need more, &proceeded to use A handfulerplexed

no oil. "why you need oil?"

my hair was dried stiff as a board

the combout gave me such a headache...lucky for me I only lost a handful of hair.


I gave him a big hug & kiss & told him how wonderful he was.... then made a braid appt for thursday so I can keep the rest on my head

most of the time he just watches in amazement & stays out of the way


~A

 

[sjprincess182]

Right now SO helps me with my hair because i injured left arm (typing w/one hand is the pits...bear with me)

anyway last night he washed it

he used WAY too much poo .... i had poo all in my eye...took forever to rinse. and he sure did tangle it up. rubbed my poor scalp so hard i got a small sore spot

So keraphix next. He tried, but my hair was so tangled that he only coated the ends & tip, So then i told him use porosity contrl & cool water to help w/tangles.. I got "that look" and the "what you need cold water for?"

drying was ok, though he squeezed so hard I heard some strands snap.

I dont use a lot of moisterizers.. I told him to use a querter size amount He was like You need more, &proceeded to use A handfulerplexed

no oil. "why you need oil?"

my hair was dried stiff as a board

the combout gave me such a headache...lucky for me I only lost a handful of hair.


I gave him a big hug & kiss & told him how wonderful he was.... then made a braid appt for thursday so I can keep the rest on my head

most of the time he just watches in amazement & stays out of the way


~A

 

[e$h]

ot: Everytime I see you, your hair looks better and better. Your avatar pic is amazing!!

Awww thanks Gymfreak!

 

[Nicole1976]

My SO, is clueless (He's you average white guy)

I was surprised when one day he mentioned to me

"Babe, that Head-n-Shoulders shampoo is probably not good for you, you should try that one chicks shampoo (macharamore)"

I started laughing

He seems to like this site...

 

[PanamasOwn]

My SO refers to me as the "voo-doo" queen. After every wash I start pulling things out from under the sink to moisturixe my hair. He refers to my products as "potions".

But he DONT say nothing when he is playing it.

 

[Twisties]

Right now SO helps me with my hair because i injured left arm (typing w/one hand is the pits...bear with me)

anyway last night he washed it

he used WAY too much poo .... i had poo all in my eye...took forever to rinse. and he sure did tangle it up. rubbed my poor scalp so hard i got a small sore spot

So keraphix next. He tried, but my hair was so tangled that he only coated the ends & tip, So then i told him use porosity contrl & cool water to help w/tangles.. I got "that look" and the "what you need cold water for?"

drying was ok, though he squeezed so hard I heard some strands snap.

I dont use a lot of moisterizers.. I told him to use a querter size amount He was like You need more, &proceeded to use A handfulerplexed

no oil. "why you need oil?"

my hair was dried stiff as a board

the combout gave me such a headache...lucky for me I only lost a handful of hair.


I gave him a big hug & kiss & told him how wonderful he was.... then made a braid appt for thursday so I can keep the rest on my head

most of the time he just watches in amazement & stays out of the way


~A

this is too cute. hope your hand heals soon.

 

[Twisties]

When I first got a bottle of MTG, I put some on and came to bed. My DH got up out of bed and said he was sleeping on the couch and if I ever want to sleep with him again I better not have that ish in my hair again....haven't used it since...

I bet you didn't. That was funny.

 

[andreab]

My SO refers to me as the "voo-doo" queen. After every wash I start pulling things out from under the sink to moisturixe my hair. He refers to my products as "potions".

But he DONT say nothing when he is playing it.

Thats a funny one. LOL

 

[scorpian]

When I wore my fro' I wore my hat daily in the winter for weeks at a time..when I took it off I didn't even bother to comb my hair out... most days I would cond wash throw on my hat and go..my hair was matted to my head
My SO was like "how can you be on that hair site all day have all of these products and walk around the house with hair that looks like the back of a sheeps ***!!"

 

[lana]

Hmm, my fiance always asks "anything new on that hair board of yours?"

Just recently when I heard that you needed to use a dome dryer vs. a heat cap (bad advice from Cathy Howse) he said, uh uh, those hair ladies are smoking crack, I thought they knew better than that. I told him it wasn't you guys, it was Cathy Howse and he said, "Does she belong to the hair board?" I said no and he was like "Okay then, I think you should post a topic about this."

He also tries to sabotage my texlax each time, by calling me with an emergency right when I'm about to wash it out.

Time: 5 minutes into application (phone rings)

Me(answering phone with one hand, relaxer and application brush in the other): Honey! Is everything okay, I'm just letting this sit on my hair for two more minutes.
Him: Oh, hmm...what? Yeah....yeah...everything is okay, so explain to me what a texlax is again (him trying to stall cause he wants me to relax my hair, not texlax)
Me: Falling for his stalling tactics and expalining, not realizing three minutes have now passed.
Him(stalling): So how exactly does it work?
Me: Baby! I was supposed to be rinsing this stuff out 4 minutes ago. I gotsta go!
Him: Girl, why are you tripping, you know you can wait another few minutes.

Strangely I explained the difference in time to him with a texlax vs. a relaxer and he REMEMBERED and now tries to use it against me.

He finally quit when I explained that my hair is healthier and thicker this way (for me, no offense relaxed heads).

 

[tapioca_pudding]

I've had short hair for so long, my SO is just used to it and has no probs with it, I'm fly either way . But now he knows that I'm growing my hair out, he gets really excited when I actually wear my hair out. He always cheeses hard and says 'Its growing!!!'

A while ago he was looking at me all cockeyed. I was like, 'What's beef???' He said 'I'm trying to picture you with long hair.' I laughed and said, 'Oh you can't get a picture of how it would look huh?' He replied 'I sort of can. But it's like Kels with long hair is kinda naughty. Like it's forbidden or something. Cuz you do short hair. So you with long hair.... nice!'

 

[dlewis]

My husband was describing a lady he works with and he said "She has red waist length hair, but me last 6 inches looks to be left over from a perm". I don't see why she won't cut that last bit off and be 100% natural".

shocked me

 

[Nicole1976]

Yes it's amazing how much attention they are actually paying

 

[gabulldawg]

Me and my SO don't live together, so he doesn't know much about my hair care routine. I have told him that I am trying to grow my hair out, so I told him that I decided to stop using heat. He's cool with that. The last time I got my hair relaxed he could tell it's growing. This is the longest it's been in a while. It's actually longer than it was when we first met in college. I try to keep him involved by asking him what he wants me to do with my hair. He's actually said that he wants to grow his hair now! He has pretty 3b/3c curly hair that would look really nice if he grew it out.

 

[macherieamour]

One day, Im finishing up roller setting and my bf keep checking on me in the bathroom

Me: Can I help you?????
Him: Mmmm are you done yet? Gotta hop in the shower
Me: Ugh FINE (grab my stuff and sit in the bedroom)

Five seconds later......

Him: AHH..... (thud)
Me: (wide-eyed in the next room)
Him: When you wash out the conditoner, can you PLEASE wipe down the tub afterwards.
Me: Sure, honey

 

[NYAmicas]

My SO refers to me as the "voo-doo" queen. After every wash I start pulling things out from under the sink to moisturixe my hair. He refers to my products as "potions".

But he DONT say nothing when he is playing it.

I told my DH to take me to the store because I had to make a purchase-MN- and it was best if I went in there alone. He kept bugging me about what I had to get so I finally admitted to it and he found it hilarious. Went in the store with me, trailing along the whole way and then cracking up as I went up the counter with my box of Monistat-wishing the people in front of me would hurry the heck up so I could get out of there!

He knows I'm trying to grow my hair long even though he thinks its long enough. So I try to explain why Im getting the MN and talk about poster's progress pics and experiences using it and he starts talking about people putting pee and poo on their hair next. Now he asks if I put in my vagina creme yeterplexed

 

[OrangeMoon]

I told my DH to take me to the store because I had to make a purchase-MN- and it was best if I went in there alone. He kept bugging me about what I had to get so I finally admitted to it and he found it hilarious. Went in the store with me, trailing along the whole way and then cracking up as I went up the counter with my box of Monistat-wishing the people in front of me would hurry the heck up so I could get out of there!

He knows I'm trying to grow my hair long even though he thinks its long enough. So I try to explain why Im getting the MN and talk about poster's progress pics and experiences using it and he starts talking about people putting pee and poo on their hair next. Now he asks if I put in my vagina creme yeterplexed

LMAO I finally broke down and told my SO about MN and hair growth because I slipped up and left the packages contents in the bathroom trash and he had been snooping on the cabinet underneath my side of the bathroom...bigggggg no no I don't even put my girly trash in there so why I did that I never know I think I was rushing to make up a batch before he got home. Well when he came in from work and this is how the conversation went. Mind you I'm sitting on the couch trying to look all cute and sexable.

SO: Hey Babe
Me: Hy Daddy *I sitting there putting on lip gloss with minimal clothing*
He looks over
SO: Damn Babe, you was waiting for Daddy to get home ohhh Babe I'll be back for some of that.
*He runs to the bathroom, put up his work stuff and comes back*
Me: Hey Daddy *adding more lip gloss*
*He kisses me on the forehead, picks up the remote and flips through channels. I sitting there looking confused*
Me: Daddy, you like my outfit.
SO: Yeah *didn't even glance over*
Me: So, show me how much you like it.
*He turns to me looking like a lost puppy with a hint of hell naw as goes"
SO: Baby are you have issues down there. *and points*
Me: Yeah Daddy I want you to touch it *still trying to be sexy*
SO: Nawwwwwww, Babe I mean are you having issues.
Me: Huh?
SO: Well, I've been noticing for the past couple of months ever so often you buy that stuff you know and now there a box in the trash. What the *fudge* is goig on...it disappears but you don't neva say nutin and you get sometimes once or twice a month I see them up under the cabinet but then they disappear...
Me: What stuff are you talking about?
SO: The coochie cream Boo, you know for when women have issues down there.
Me: *Embarrassed look* Nooooooooooooooo
SO: "So why the hell do you buy so much if your not having issues...What do you do with it? You keep buying the generic stuff you know generic stuff isn't that good maybe you should get the name brand that they advertise on TV so you can get rid of the problem?"

Me: Embarrassed as all get out now..."Well you know the cream that I put on my scalp at night that you like so much?"

SO: "Yeah that stuff smells good what is it peppermint oil? I love how it makes you hair smell at night, smelling that stuff on you makes me want ohhhhhhhhh girl take "it" but not right now."
*me frown*
Me: "Well I mix that with my hair cream."
SO: *laughing, damn near in tears* You mean to tell me you put nasty lady cream on your head bwahhhhhhhhhhh oh that sh*t is funny, what is it supposed to do?"
Me: With sad look on my face "Make my hair grow."
SO: "And where did you get that from that stupid hair board, I mean really Babe you be putting that stuff on your head fa real!?"

Me: Yeah
SO: OMG so all those boxes that kept showing up and disappear from under the your side of the sink, are on your head?...*laughing*...so it makes you hair grow you did have alot of puffiness going on last month in them braids were you using it then. "
*pause*
Me: *sighhh* yeah
SO: So it makes hair grow...do you think it will work on this spot right here it's getting thin and you know my head I'm not trying to be bald?"

Me: Naww fool it only works for women and don't be using my cream."
*I walk off to go put on my real bed clothes and hide my MN Mixture*



Now every night he sniffs my head and goes ughhh you got that nasty lady peppermint cream in your head and laughs at me.

 

[bLackButtaFly]

These are hilarious!

Mines not really funny, but kinda weirderplexed

I'm seeing a new guy, and yesterday he came by adn we hung out at my house. It was his first time in my room and he goes to the dresser and picks up my curly meringue. He's like, "oh this is familiar... They have the other one that smells like peppermint, and the other that smells like vanilla; the peppermint one is really moisturizing" (what man says that?)

Then he was looking at some old pics of me and is like "looks at your hair here? It used to be permed?" I'm like "yeh for a long time" He's like" Don't ever do that again. It looks so much better now, even when it's straight now it looks better"

And he knws about the hair boards. We were at dinner and he was asking me about my hair, and I let it slip about how I belong to a hair forum. HE's like, "oh (natural hair forum)" I said "no actually". He's like, "yeh they're really militant, they won't even let you straighten your hair"

I figure somebody must have trained him really well, or he fell from hair heaven. I'm two seconds from asking him for product recs.

 

[localhost]

These are hilarious!

Mines not really funny, but kinda weirderplexed

I'm seeing a new guy, and yesterday he came by adn we hung out at my house. It was his first time in my room and he goes to the dresser and picks up my curly meringue. He's like, "oh this is familiar... They have the other one that smells like peppermint, and the other that smells like vanilla; the peppermint one is really moisturizing" (what man says that?)

Then he was looking at some old pics of me and is like "looks at your hair here? It used to be permed?" I'm like "yeh for a long time" He's like" Don't ever do that again. It looks so much better now, even when it's straight now it looks better"

And he knws about the hair boards. We were at dinner and he was asking me about my hair, and I let it slip about how I belong to a hair forum. HE's like, "oh (natural hair forum)" I said "no actually". He's like, "yeh they're really militant, they won't even let you straighten your hair"

I figure somebody must have trained him really well, or he fell from hair heaven. I'm two seconds from asking him for product recs.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Tamrin]

My SO is very supportive. He know about you guys. He washes and relaxes my hair. the fool even organizes my hair accessories and supplies. My QP mango butters are now officially his, he uses it every day faithfully and dime size. He even reminds me when to Dc and moisturize. Yesterday his Sister asked me to wash and set her hair. You know he came along carrying the caddy with the rollers, clips, DC, Lacio Lacio, shower cap, portable Bonnet dryer , ORS olive oil moisturrizer and amla Pre-poo mix. He picked them out himself. I was looking like. Men do notice.

 

[silverlotus]

LMAO I finally broke down and told my SO about MN and hair growth because I slipped up and left the packages contents in the bathroom trash and he had been snooping on the cabinet underneath my side of the bathroom...bigggggg no no I don't even put my girly trash in there so why I did that I never know I think I was rushing to make up a batch before he got home. Well when he came in from work and this is how the conversation went. Mind you I'm sitting on the couch trying to look all cute and sexable.

SO: Hey Babe
Me: Hy Daddy *I sitting there putting on lip gloss with minimal clothing*
He looks over
SO: Damn Babe, you was waiting for Daddy to get home ohhh Babe I'll be back for some of that.
*He runs to the bathroom, put up his work stuff and comes back*
Me: Hey Daddy *adding more lip gloss*
*He kisses me on the forehead, picks up the remote and flips through channels. I sitting there looking confused*
Me: Daddy, you like my outfit.
SO: Yeah *didn't even glance over*
Me: So, show me how much you like it.
*He turns to me looking like a lost puppy with a hint of hell naw as goes"
SO: Baby are you have issues down there. *and points*
Me: Yeah Daddy I want you to touch it *still trying to be sexy*
SO: Nawwwwwww, Babe I mean are you having issues.
Me: Huh?
SO: Well, I've been noticing for the past couple of months ever so often you buy that stuff you know and now there a box in the trash. What the *fudge* is goig on...it disappears but you don't neva say nutin and you get sometimes once or twice a month I see them up under the cabinet but then they disappear...
Me: What stuff are you talking about?
SO: The coochie cream Boo, you know for when women have issues down there.
Me: *Embarrassed look* Nooooooooooooooo
SO: "So why the hell do you buy so much if your not having issues...What do you do with it? You keep buying the generic stuff you know generic stuff isn't that good maybe you should get the name brand that they advertise on TV so you can get rid of the problem?"

Me: Embarrassed as all get out now..."Well you know the cream that I put on my scalp at night that you like so much?"

SO: "Yeah that stuff smells good what is it peppermint oil? I love how it makes you hair smell at night, smelling that stuff on you makes me want ohhhhhhhhh girl take "it" but not right now."
*me frown*
Me: "Well I mix that with my hair cream."
SO: *laughing, damn near in tears* You mean to tell me you put nasty lady cream on your head bwahhhhhhhhhhh oh that sh*t is funny, what is it supposed to do?"
Me: With sad look on my face "Make my hair grow."
SO: "And where did you get that from that stupid hair board, I mean really Babe you be putting that stuff on your head fa real!?"

Me: Yeah
SO: OMG so all those boxes that kept showing up and disappear from under the your side of the sink, are on your head?...*laughing*...so it makes you hair grow you did have alot of puffiness going on last month in them braids were you using it then. "
*pause*
Me: *sighhh* yeah
SO: So it makes hair grow...do you think it will work on this spot right here it's getting thin and you know my head I'm not trying to be bald?"

Me: Naww fool it only works for women and don't be using my cream."
*I walk off to go put on my real bed clothes and hide my MN Mixture*



Now every night he sniffs my head and goes ughhh you got that nasty lady peppermint cream in your head and laughs at me.

I had tears in my eyes laughing at this, omg.