Any ladies porn-goers?

[brooklyngal73]

I'll never forget the day I found my mom and dads porn stash because I was 7-8 years old. My mom and dad was going out, she forgot the purse she wanted and told me to go get it out of her closet... ok so I go get it, but low and behold I found a the chest that she keeps in her closet that is always locked was unlocked. now you know curiosity killed the cat. In this case, I got more than a eyefull.

There had to be 50+ tapes in there y'all!!! I was like Oh my goodness, my momma and daddy trying to make another baby!


I told her after I was in my 30's, she was so embarrassed!


-A

 

[Blkprincess]

I'll never forget the day I found my mom and dads porn stash because I was 7-8 years old. My mom and dad was going out, she forgot the purse she wanted and told me to go get it out of her closet... ok so I go get it, but low and behold I found a the chest that she keeps in her closet that is always locked was unlocked. now you know curiosity killed the cat. In this case, I got more than a eyefull.

There had to be 50+ tapes in there y'all!!! I was like Oh my goodness, my momma and daddy trying to make another baby!


I told her after I was in my 30's, she was so embarrassed!


-A

are you still in therapy?

 

[Esq.2B]

I watch porn.

A lot of women won't even admit they masturbate, let alone that they watch porn. Whatever. My best friend and I like, share our favorites with each other.

Watching it speeds things along...you know.....

I concur!

 

[Esq.2B]

I hate music, plots and bad lighting.

I agree.

I also dislike the poor acting the excessive screaming.

It's to the point now where I just put it on mute.

 

[SleepyJean]

I watch porn.

A lot of women won't even admit they masturbate, let alone that they watch porn. Whatever. My best friend and I like, share our favorites with each other.

Watching it speeds things along...you know.....

I think you can't have one without the other.

I will never admit I watch it, anywhere else but here. Some people just don't understand.

 

[mnemosyne]

Hey, is that PM of links still going around?

 

[MissScarlett]

I would just like to say its funny that this thread has gotten like 8,000 views

WOW folks either really like to watch porn on the sly or are just really nosey

 

[dlewis]

I would just like to say its funny that this thread has gotten like 8,000 views

WOW folks either really like to watch porn on the sly or are just really nosey

 

[gmw]

Hey, is that PM of links still going around?

Yeah, I would like to know that too.... cause xtube is getting boring.

ETA:
I am going to have to get a gadget or something to download what I want to see, cause some of this stuff out here is too weird...... Some real freaks in this world!!!!

Oh, and I am feeling the lurkers of this thread watch and don't want anyone to know.

 

[apemay1969]

I like WATCHING girl-on-girl action too. Wait, did I just admit to that? Sometimes the other stuff can get a little boring. All in all, I'm a fan of porn (in moderation). Also, I don't like looking at the uglies, the fatties, the bonies, the hairies, flabbies, the ashies, the druggies, the oldies, the scarred upped, the stretch-marked, the taco-meat havers, the herp-lipped, the hammer-toed, etc (I really could go on and on).

Same standards go for my strippers!

I'm a little late but that is hee-hee-larious.

 

[apemay1969]

Or they find those masculine, To Wong Foo lookin' types that make those ugly faces, growling and ish. That is NOT sexy.

You must be talking about Monique. I am too tickled with this thread.

 

[apemay1969]

Uh, OAHQ...would you mind PM'ing me those sites?

Could you pm me those sites too? My husband just got his little 'personal' account jacked because he did a free trial and didn't cancel all the other free trials connected to it. Dodo head.

 

[apemay1969]

I watch them maybe once a month, mostly internet clips that I call DH to come look at.

I watch all types, I haven't found one that I really loved though. I watch them more because they are interesting or funny. A few of them are sexy and turn me on.

I also struggle with what "experts" say about the people in the industry.

I worry about the people in the movies. I worry that they are on drugs or may have been sexually abused this makes me feel sorry for them and it makes me feel a bit guilty

Yeah. I feel bad for the really young ones. There is one girl - Marie Luv - who always looks like she smokes. I saw her on rude.com in an amateur she did herself with a big bong on her dresser. She looks a little crackish to me.

 

[DaPPeR]

All I have to say is thank goodness for DVD's. You get to fast forward to your favorite part. I remember when I was little and I watched my parents porn, I would always have to rewind or forward the VHS right back to where THEY left off and become scared when I forgot where they left off lol. Thank goodness, I never got caught.

 

[prettypuff1]

...I...um...heard that was a good site

I read.. errr heard it was good too

 

[silverlotus]

Yeah. I feel bad for the really young ones. There is one girl - Marie Luv - who always looks like she smokes. I saw her on rude.com in an amateur she did herself with a big bong on her dresser. She looks a little crackish to me.

Wikipedia says Marie Luv is 26, but I coulda sworn she was near 40 . She looks terrible. That's another porn star I refuse to watch.

I'm mad I know most of the names mentioned in this thread.

 

[mnemosyne]

I'm still waiting for that PM.

 

[SleepyJean]

My brother and I found my parent's porn movies when we were kids. Then we made jokes about the movies right in front of them without them realizing what we were talking about. Crazy. My brother used to make me laugh hysterically by saying things completely ordinary while imitating Ron Jeremy or even Marilyn Chambers' mannerisms and way of speaking in a particular scene.

Let this be a lesson to you, parents. Lock up your porn movies.

I know her! Didn't really like her flicks, though. Too slow for my taste. It's sad when you instantly recognize the names of these people.

 

[Songbirdb]

Porn watcher here

I watch it alone. Am I weird?

Hecky nah you ain't weird. I watch it alone, with my dude, it don't even matter. LOL. I'm the strange one, I started watching it when I was like 12 and haven't stopped since.

 

[cococutie007]

All I have to say is thank goodness for DVD's. You get to fast forward to your favorite part. I remember when I was little and I watched my parents porn, I would always have to rewind or forward the VHS right back to where THEY left off and become scared when I forgot where they left off lol. Thank goodness, I never got caught.

I used to do the same thing. I don't think they ever remembered where they left off. Man it isn't really hardcore porn but I remember sneaking to watch Real Sex #1 on HBO. "Young Lady Chatterly" was also one of my 1st white semi hardcore porn videos. They were dressed up in victorian garb with guys in the white wigs and everything. I was like 11 I think . That was the beginning of my for porn.

 

[MissScarlett]

See like you d, why are you all up in here, since you have clearly stated you don't like pornDo you want start off slow? With a little girl on girl, just some soft stuff?

 

[Social.Buttahfly]

OMG this is THE funniest thread I have ever read here. Yes a porn watcher, no shame here, can a sister get the sites via pm pls.

Don't watch girl on girl, Asian/Indian (boring).

White porn okay they have the most interesting positions I have seen to date, the looped in screaming and moaning is annoying. Black and Latin porn could use some serious stylist on the set, but I love that they have rhythm other porn seems to be just boink boink or real fast kinda robotic.erplexed

I will watch porn in a house, I will watch it with a mouse I do like porn, eggs, and ham, I do like it Sam I am.

Trust me I get cornier.

STOP

 

[OrangeMoon]

I've been watching some old Vanessa Del Rio and Peter North and well they clearly had storylines and plots.

 

[Newtogrow]

rRead through all 27 pages and I am one also. The ones I like most are Russian or something like thaterplexed they have accents and broken English

 

[**Tasha*Love**]

Girl at least you didn't get caught - I DID! My dad kept his porn in the closet and I would sneak and watch it after school. One day I was watching a movie and the VHS tape broke in the VCR. I tried to fix it with tape but they still found out. I was so scurred!! Needless to say my mom and dad wasn't too happy with me and sat me down for the birds & bees talk.

All I have to say is thank goodness for DVD's. You get to fast forward to your favorite part. I remember when I was little and I watched my parents porn, I would always have to rewind or forward the VHS right back to where THEY left off and become scared when I forgot where they left off lol. Thank goodness, I never got caught.

 

[lovely008]

Wow, i'm surprised by this thread...in a good way
I started out watching scrambled porn when i was about 15 and that was ENOUGH for me at the time, i remember being so excited about my amazing discovery. I thought i was the only one that knew channel 99 showed scrambled porn after 12...hello, i have 3 brothers.

Anyway, i don't enjoy porn as much anymore because i cannot get into it if the guy/girl are not genuinely enjoying it. There are some gems out there but I have to wade through alot to find porn i actually enjoy.

Redtube.com is another fun site, there's some annoying stuff but there are gems in there.

 

[MissScarlett]

Just came back in this thread to say again.......sure is alot of views (over 10,00) vs. relies 267....

So there are some closet porn watchers here obviously

 

[Lucie]

I love porn!!!! When I got saved we threw all my porn away but I do have special tapes (they were VHS) that I do miss.

Occasionally I will order it for $9.95 on TWC. And whenever I have a question about something they always make it a point to let me know someone ordered 3-adult flicks. Meanwhile, that's NOT what I am calling about.

 

[reallynow]

I don't know what took me so long to come into this thread.......

Anyhoo, I love porn. I started off with my Dad's magazines (he would keep them on the top of the entertaiment center like that was hiding them ). Then I found their stash of tapes, needless to say in the summer time my house was THE house to be at.

I have really started to get into more girl/girl stuff or girl/girl/guy, I think because the guy/girl stuff can be cheesey and I have to feel like they are enjoying themselves.

 

[reallynow]

I'll admit it, I'm a porn watcher. My husband burns some for me and he watches his on his computer, aren't we pathetic?? I also like to go to literotica.com and read some of the stories there. Hmmm perhaps I have said too much lol

ME TOO!! I have actually printed some out and I take them home to share *cough, cough* with DH. He loves those treats!

I need to pay a visit since the anniversary is coming up.