Ohhhhhhhh SWOOON indeed! I'm rolling at the fact he clocked your flip flops
Why did you friend zone him?
It is
I figure I'll tell interview bae the truth after we are old & gray with 2.5 kids, 7 grandkids and a brindle colored French bulldog.
We'll be laying in our hammock swinging in the tropical breeze at our Jamaican vacation home when I drop the bomb.
"Honey....I have a confession....I scammed you 35 years ago...I didn't contact you for a school interview, as a matter of fact I never even used that interview for anything other than for you to fall under my spell ...sorry not sorry"