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Ain't that the truth! This was posted in 2012 and is still going on.......:lachen:

Aireen said:
Avoiding trims and hanging onto straggly ends fo' some length... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

Doing length checks on dark t-shirts, so everyone has to squint and guess... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

Posting a thread all about your hair but saying you'll post pics later... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
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PJaye said:
I ain’t got time for a few more things:

- Products with ridiculously long names (i.e., Tahitian Vanilla, Coconut and Opossum Oil Ultra Conditioning Deep Penetrating Moisturizing Hair Masque...enriched with keratin and real hair fibers)

- Product names that list a specific ingredient that is very low on the ingredient lists (i.e., Big Momma’s Silk Protein Hair Milk: Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Cetearyl Alcohol, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetyl Alcohol, Shea Butter, Extra Virgin Olive Oil....15 other ingredients...Propylene Glycol, Silk Amino Acids, Fragrance)

- Products touted as being natural that contain a cone within the first five ingredients

- Etsy vendors that sell Russian roulette hair product with no definitive ingredient lists, only the highlights of the possibility of some ingredients

- Etsy shipping rates (i.e., $5 for one product $3 for each additional product)

- Vendors that use cheap-looking Windows 95 product labels

- Viewing naturals who regularly straighten or heat train as being illegitimate while using two moisturizers, a styler and 6oz of gel in order to make your curls “pop” (no offense, but the hypocrisy of this is overwhelming)
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Yes to all of this lol
 
Hair reggies that consist of 50-11 products when the same look can be achieved by using less than 3 or so. #ANGTFT

People who exclaim that they have found the holy grail of hair products that works for their hair then 2 months later they're experimenting with a whole nother set of products. #ANGTFT

People who just have to do the absolute most in the search for healthy hair, e.g., the oil from a plant that is sourced from a remote village in Venezuela that only a few suppliers have access to that supposedly grows your hair 5 inches in 1 month and makes your curls pop. Uh, no dear, just keep it simple and use some EVOO or EVCO and keep it moving and keep it simple...#ANGTFT
 
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I Am So Blessed said:
:rofl:You got time for it!
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@I Am So Blessed
Girl, I had to try it. :eek:....:lachen:

A couple folks gave Chebe some really good reviews, so being the good PJ that I am I had to buy a little powder and try it. :look:

For Research Purposes (of course) *cough* *cough* :brainy:

You know?:laugh: All in the name of "research"

And I didn't buy a Pre-Mix, which were waaay overpriced.
I wanted to blend my own.:doingdishes:
 
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IDareT'sHair said:
@I Am So Blessed
Girl, I had to try it. :eek:....:lachen:

A couple folks gave Chebe some really good reviews, so being the good PJ that I am I had to buy a powder little and try it. :look:

For Research Purposes (of course) *cough* *cough* :brainy:

You know?:laugh: All in the name of "research"

And I didn't buy a Pre-Mix, which were waaay overpriced.
I wanted to blend my own.:doingdishes:
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You're cute lol. Hey you gotta try some thangs sometimes. *Getting a flash back of me in CVS and Rite Aide searching for vaginal cream 2% years ago*. "Eh'hum please move out my way so I can reach that monistat seven please". *runs to check out:sekret:*

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
 
RossBoss said:
Hair reggies that consist of 50-11 products when the same look can be achieved by using less than 3 or so. #ANGTFT

People who exclaim that they have found the holy grail of hair products that works for their hair then 2 months later they're experimenting with a whole nother set of products. #ANGTFT

People who just have to do the absolute most in the search for healthy hair, e.g., the oil from a plant that is sourced from a remote village in Venezuela that only a few suppliers have access to that supposedly grows your hair 5 inches in 1 month and makes your curls pop. Uh, no dear, just keep it simple and use some EVOO or EVCO and keep it moving and keep it simple...#ANGTFT
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All of this...
That's why my goal this go around is to really find my staples and stick with them.
 
YouTube click bated of "How to grow hair fast" When really their hair took as much time as anyone else's to grow. Showing us 3 inches of hair that took "only six months to grow." Well duh. Do the math that's nothing special that's average so stop wasting my time cuz AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

Click bate "Bomb Twist out On Stretched Hair" ,but I gotta watch 2:30 minutes of you telling why I need this "Vanity Plantlet Scalp Massager from Vanity Planet" Bi....!! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

Throwing empty bottles of hair products away too early. IF YOU DON'T GETCHO BEHIND IN THAT KITCHEN AND RUN SOME WATER IN THAT BOTTLE, SWOOSH IT AROUND AND ADD THE EXCESS TO THE NEW BOTTLE! Stop wasting product AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

When Grandmother says one of these phrases "Good Hair" or "Hot Comb" and you're tired of convincing her that we don't roll like that no more and we AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT!!
 
Strolling down the isle of a beauty supply and seeing those "ride or die" products that are affordable and been down for the cause since afro picks and dashikis (Blue Magic $2.99, Scurl $4.50). Then you see high priced and over hyped 6oz tube of **** ($22.99) that just want to capitalize off your "black pride" to eat you out of a house and home and does nothing for you, but it's dressed nice. Calling itself "Pre-poo" like it knows what you're into these days.

You get to the check out and gladly pull your five dollar bill Cuz AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!
 
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Trying to get my 4b/4c hair 100% detangled. Lol. At least one strand will always catch as that comb goes through. It doesn't matter how long I've been combing it. I've decided 90% is good enough. My ends can and will bounce back and retangle some within the timespan of one comb pass.

Using heat for a length check and getting heat damage.

Trying new products even when you already have staples just to end up like

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To all the product junkies with to' up heads:
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FadingDelilah said:
Trying to get my 4b/4c hair 100% detangled. Lol. At least one strand will always catch as that comb goes through. It doesn't matter how long I've been combing it. I've decided 90% is good enough. My ends can and will bounce back and retangle some within the timespan of one comb pass.

Using heat for a length check and getting heat damage.

Trying new products even when you already have staples just to end up like

giphy.gif

To all the product junkies with to' up heads:
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:lol: Yup! There's always gotta be that ONE strand that stops the comb at the end! I can never win with that.
@ PJ'ism: Say it louder. That gif lol, I keep looking at his face while laughing, he's all calm, smug and self righteous.
 
To my black male co-worker that I adore: No you didn't just sneak behind me and put both of your hands in my hair after wash day while I'm trying my growth aides!! My hair freshly washed yet smelling like sulphur and tar. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

I'm already self concious enough about it. Smelling like sulphur 8 and MTG amplified.
 
Britt said:
All of this...
That's why my goal this go around is to really find my staples and stick with them.
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Some people just can't leave well enough alone. I get that hair reggies may have to be revised as the hair gets longer, we age, hormones change, new issues arise, products get discontinued or re-formulated, etc....but I think that a lot of the problems that people experience are just from doing too many unnecessary things because using 3 or 4 staple products isn't "exciting". This is why I could never have a youtube channel because people would be bored to tears with my reggie since it's so simple.
 
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