"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

EnExitStageLeft said:
Companies kill me with that. They take a jar and put in some water and a heap of dimethicone. They then add in a tad bit of some BTMS, random additives, a crude oil and a paraben and call wanna go and charge 50 dollars for it. I REALLY ain't got time for that.
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When you can get the same thing at the drugstore for $5 in a bigger bottle. Mhmm... :rolleyes:
 
NJoy said:
Posts that drop off links to YT videos with no clue of what to expect or warning that you have to sit through 6 minutes before getting to anything worth watching.

"Anybody seen this video yet?"

:perplexed I ain't got time for that.

Give me a quick synopsis so that I can decide if this is something that I even care to see. PLEASE.
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Cause one thanks was not enough.

This applies to every forum. I hate that crap.
Go into a thread ain't nothing but a link to some video. I don't wanna see no porn, no racist foolishness, no bumping & grinding , no gruesomeness, no rants about nothing and on and on.

You have to read the responses to see what the link was then decide if you wanna peep.

Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
This isn't hair related but something I thought of. My brother recently picked up several pomegranates from the store...we finally figured out a method to get the seeds out faster but before I knew, I was taking each one out one by one. This process is pretty tedious. When I was finally done and gave everyone a bowl, my other brothers start eating them and spitting the seeds out...I was like, what, after an hour of picking the seeds you're just gonna suck the juice and spit out the fiber, the good stuff? Aint nobody got time for that :p
 
Froreal3 said:
Seriously, that ish better be hand mixed with the pumpkin seed oil from the organic avocados you grew in your home garden and the Argan oil you flew to Morocco to get for me to be paying you the money from one of my bills. :lachen:
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YASSSSSS HONEY! My spending money is very important to me and spending it on some cones, emulsifying wax and PURE rather then VIRGIN oil ain't the bidness. :lachen:
 
1. BSL, AIN'T NO body got time for your bra to be all up in your arm pit crack. :look: claiming BSL all early...


2. Oh yeah and.... grabbing individual strands to search and destroy your split ends. Just get a regular trim and call it a day. Aint nobody got time for that


3. Oiling your scalp, Aint nobody got time to be sitting in church wiping oil running down your neck true story, this happened to me
 
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Funniest thread ever!!!! LMAO :lachen: :lachen: Why was I gone for soo long. I miss LHCF!!!!!!

Thirsty, dehydrated men calling, textin, and sending smoke signals every 5 seconds asking what im doin, do i wanna hang out, and can we get married...I just met you 2 wks ago!!!!....Aint Nobody Got Time For That!!!

Get a life....because I have one
 
Froreal3 said:
Taking fiftyleven vitamins...and yo burps smelling like fish. No thank you!

ANGTFT!
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You have me crying laughing!

Ok I'll contribute. Leaving those "coming to America" grease spots everywhere cause you oiling it down with JBCO/sulfur mix! :look:

ETA: Ain't Nobody Got time for dat!
 
bebezazueta said:
You have me crying laughing!

Ok I'll contribute. Leaving those "coming to America" grease spots everywhere cause you oiling it down with JBCO/sulfur mix! :look:

ETA: Ain't Nobody Got time for dat!
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Nothing like getting on a bus or the underground and seeing that grease spot from where someone leant on the window ANGTFT!

Which also reminds, me last week during rush hour, I was travelling on the underground tube, a fellow passenger leans across the back of my head to hold onto a bar, his arm rubbing up and down my bun :look: had to let him know ANGTFT!!! :nono:
 
-Grease stains on my pillows....Aint Nobody Got Time For That!!
-BSS running out of staple products....Aint Nobody Got Time For That
-Dandruff....Aint Nobody Got Time For That
-People throwing away your homemade DC....Aint Nobody Got Time For That
 
Mane_Attraxion said:
1. BSL, AIN'T NO body got time for your bra to be all up in your arm pit crack. :look: claiming BSL all early...
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PREACH! You know what gets me though? After the people claim some ridiculous length early, everyone up in the thread will be co-signing that ish. Like... are we seeing the same photo, girl? :look::lol: That's why I either say my piece, thank the person that pointed out the obvious first or I stay out. I can't get with people agreeing with the OP just to be nice but are probably giving her the side-eye irl.
 
- continuously wiping oil off your (now bumped up) forehead, from behind your ears and off the back of your neck and trying to get the oil stains out of your pillowcase bc the board has convinced you its a wonderful idea to do coconut oil pre-poos and olive oil rinses - ANGTFD

- standing outside the shower before you wash with a towel draped around your neck so you can section your hair and then twist the sections to wash and then untwisting each section to apply product and finger-detangle and massage your scalp, then re-twisting to get back in the shower to untwist and rinse each section- hell, ANGTFD

- sleeping with a shower cap on my head for any reason - ANGTFD
 
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Having to many hair growth, and skin care products in your bathroom cabinets and around the toilette it looks like a documentary of Hoarders...... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

Trying to figure out which one of the 11millionth products is really working because you started using 5 different ones people suggested at the same time last week and see growth spurts........AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

Having people who seem interested comment... "Girl That is too much work" after you've made of a concoction for them that's sitting unused at their house..... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
 
Getting all excited to make a post and at the end of typing & adding pics your browser crashes, restarts.......your post is gone and you have to retype. ****e, annoying. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!
 
Aint nobody got time for:

1.) 10 minute "natural hair journey" vids full of hair extension pictures. Take out the extensions lol

2.) 6 years of natural hair growth "journey" with 5 Big chops. It's NOT a journey if you keep cutting your hair like you mow the lawn. :look:

You can tell I just got off youtube... :lol:
 
Your nape hair getting stuck on the zipper of your long turtle neck sweater. Ain't nobody got time for that mess!

Sent from my SGH-T959 using LHCF
 
New and old, young and not so young youtubers giving out the wrong information!! I hate watching videos of uneducated sistas not knowing the correct names of their supposedly favorite products and telling the world that coconut oil has protein in it, or telling people to use products on their hair that they themselves don't use. I ain't got time for that!
 
lamaria211 said:
New and old, young and not so young youtubers giving out the wrong information!! I hate watching videos of uneducated sistas not knowing the correct names of their supposedly favorite products and telling the world that coconut oil has protein in it, or telling people to use products on their hair that they themselves don't use. I ain't got time for that!
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Ikr. I always unsubscribe from those people.
 
You're in a hurry, minding your own business on the street. you pass this dude and instead of saying good morning he looks at you and says ''YOU SINGLE"?
I'm thinking IS HE AN IDIOT? WHILE I GAVE HIM THE DISGUST LOOK .......AINT NOBADY GOT TIME FO DAT!!!!!!

***This happened a couple minutes ago***
 
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:lol: telling e'rbody that you are waist length when every body but you can see that every strand of hair on your head is arm pit length except for that one single wisp of hair in your V that managed to struggle to BSL at best and only because you leaned your head back and hunched your shoulders. Come on now, if ONLY one strand of hair is bra strap are you really right to be claiming waist length? Say it with me now folks, ain't NOBODY got TIME for THAT! :lol:
 
venusfly said:
:lol: telling e'rbody that you are waist length when every body but you can see that every strand of hair on your head is arm pit length except for that one single wisp of hair in your V that managed to struggle to BSL at best and only because you leaned your head back and hunched your shoulders. Come on now, if ONLY one strand of hair is bra strap are you really right to be claiming waist length? Say it with me now folks, ain't NOBODY got TIME for THAT! :lol:
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venusfly,

Maybe she's really, really, high waisted. You know, one of those people whose APL/BSL/WL are all one and the same. A true unicorn. Don't be a dream killer!:drunk:
 
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