Wwyd : Help! My Boyfriend Smells Like Poop

[Ms_Delikate]

Thanks for thinking of me....Don't know how I missed this

Bumping for anyone that needs to laugh away the Sunday night blues.

 

[MariposaSexyGirl]

 

[aquajoyice]

This thread is hilarious

 

[Jace032000]

These comments though!!

 

[intellectualuva]

Just incredibly funny.....lol

 

[DayStar]

This is a true story. Told directly to me in 1st person.

She said that he was trying to kick the turds down the drain hoping that she didn't see them.

 

[Kindheart]

This thread is so hilarious . Lol

 

[vani]

Bump!

 

[SmileyNY]

Bump!

Why you bump this smelly booty arse thread?

 

[vani]

Why you bump this smelly booty arse thread?

To give other ppl a chance to learn about dingleberries

J/k . Don't google dingleberries.

 

[vevster]

This must be my coworker.

 

[Babysaffy]

Laughing all over again! Thanks vani

ETA. I better close this thread down cos I'm at work re-reading certain posts and shaking like a fool trying not to bust out laughing loud

 

[Royalq]

The washcloth isn't the issue. Either he doesn't wipe his butt at all when he goes to the toilet, or he's having leakage issues.

There should never be enough **** in your crack to leave a print. Shower or no shower. Eww

Thats what I'm thinking. Thats how dirty arse men leave skid marks in their boxers. Some people don't wipe they just poop, stand up and walk away.

 

[vani]

Thats what I'm thinking. Thats how dirty arse men leave skid marks in their boxers. Some people don't wipe they just poop, stand up and walk away.

That is just nasty. Can you imagine walking around with poop swirling around in your buttcheeks??

 

[Royalq]

That is just nasty. Can you imagine walking around with poop swirling around in your buttcheeks??

Grown men with muddy sludge between their cheeks

 

[SlimPickinz]

Thats what I'm thinking. Thats how dirty arse men leave skid marks in their boxers. Some people don't wipe they just poop, stand up and walk away.

What?! Lmaoo

 

[JewelleNY]

This thread is gross!

All I want to do is run to the bathroom and free my bacon and waffles

 

[kanozas]

No, her first question should be WHY she is sexing someone who smells like poop in the first place. He's got dangling-berries networked up in there and getting moisturized by every shower so they release their doo-doo berry aroma.

 

[felic1]

I am crying and need to blow my nose. Subscribing...

 

[felic1]

crying......................

 

[BronzeVenus]

I hate the person who wrote this in, I hate her stank booty boyfriend, I hate everybody in this thread, and I especially hate @vani for bumping this mess.

 

[KidneyBean86]

this thread got me rolling! kmsl

 

[vani]

I hate the person who wrote this in, I hate her stank booty boyfriend, I hate everybody in this thread, and I especially hate @vani for bumping this mess.

 

[Southernbella.]

I hate the person who wrote this in, I hate her stank booty boyfriend, I hate everybody in this thread, and I especially hate @vani for bumping this mess.

I hate that I forgot I posted in here and wasnt gonna come in until @isioma85 liked my post and I felt compelled to see which post it was and then I kept reading and was grossed out all over again.

 

[fatimablush]

i did the ugly laugh.all teeth showing....with tears and all...

 

[fasika]

I'm dying at "betwixt his butt cheeks"

 

[felic1]

I laughed until I cried, tears rolled down my cheeks, then my nose ran. I need to read this once a week. It is an antidepressant. bumping for the weekend.

 

[doll-baby]

So what do people think wash cloths are for then, decoration?

I stopped reading that overly drawn out response.

It's simple wet the cloth, suds up the cloth, apply cloth to said backside, and scrub.

Rinse, repeat !

 

[grownwomanaz]

Pure disgusting comedy lol

 

[Misseyl]

I wouldn't be sleeping with him because my nose would have sniff him out long before getting in bed. I read somewhere that this guy refuse to wash his backside because he does not want to be thought of being gay. No you go figure. I know, that some men have a lot of hair surround their anus, so it can be difficult to clean that area but my son will repeatedly wet the toilet tissue to wipe his but or take a shower after doing the number 2 because he just don't want to smell like **** at any time.