Wwyd : Help! My Boyfriend Smells Like Poop

[blackbarbie986]

I was hungry before I came into this thread; appetite completely gone.

 

[Tyra]

Sorry...couldn't even make it past the first page of this thread. I'm out.

 

[Tyra]

I read somewhere that this guy refuse to wash his backside because he does not want to be thought of being gay.

And what the heck does he think some people are assuming about him while he's walking around with his butt smelling like it's wide open?

 

[BlueNile]

And what the heck does he think some people are assuming about him while he's walking around with his butt smelling like it's wide open?

 

[Bibliophile]

And what the heck does he think some people are assuming about him while he's walking around with his butt smelling like it's wide open?

 

[Everything Zen]

Sorry to ressurect this gem but FH and I were thinking about upgrades to the condo down the line and I thought about retrofitting the toilets with bidet shower hoses. He shuts it down without a discussion. He already knows about this thread from years ago and says “Washing your a** crack isn’t gay but spraying it is.” (still installing behind his back- just don’t be gay then )

 

[Blessed&higlyflavoured]

Sorry to ressurect this gem but FH and I were thinking about upgrades to the condo down the line and I thought about retrofitting the toilets with bidet shower hoses. He shuts it down without a discussion. He already knows about this thread from years ago and says “Washing your a** crack isn’t gay but spraying it is.” (still installing behind his back- just don’t be gay then )

I have one. It's wonderful. Toilet paper will never be enough going forward

 

[Babysaffy]

Sorry to ressurect this gem but FH and I were thinking about upgrades to the condo down the line and I thought about retrofitting the toilets with bidet shower hoses. He shuts it down without a discussion. He already knows about this thread from years ago and says “Washing your a** crack isn’t gay but spraying it is.” (still installing behind his back- just don’t be gay then )

Looks amazing! Great idea! Read over a few of the past posts again and had a chuckle- thanks! This was one of the best threads ever

 

[Everything Zen]

Looks amazing! Great idea! Read over a few of the past posts again and had a chuckle- thanks! This was one of the best threads ever

Praise be! I re-introduced the topic today after softening him up with a nice dinner and he said if we pay off our other debt we can rediscuss installing them in the bathrooms!! It’s less than 200.00 for everything. I’d rather have this than a high tech toilet seat. Right now I have to rely on baby wipes.

 

[hot_pepper96]

I'm just gonna wait here until someone links the thread where a poster said that a guy didn't wash between his cheeks because he thought that was gay.

Ayo! Nooo!

 

[hot_pepper96]

This is nothing new. I know a woman who dated a man who had whole turds falling from betwixt his cheeks in the shower.

He broke up with her, btw. Some women are seriously in the negative self esteem wise. They have to work their way up to having zero self esteem.

Shut up right now!

 

[tilati]

After reading this thread I feel nauseous...

And yet some people will make fun of Muslims for washing with water and paper after using the toilets.

 

[luckiestdestiny]

This is nothing new. I know a woman who dated a man who had whole turds falling from betwixt his cheeks in the shower.

He broke up with her, btw. Some women are seriously in the negative self esteem wise. They have to work their way up to having zero self esteem.

I'm glad I missed this years ago but unfortunately saw it today. This can't be life. I just refuse to accept this as reality.

 

[Evolving78]

Why you bump this smelly booty arse thread?

Where are you? Lol this thread got bumped again!

 

[DarkJoy]

Sorry to ressurect this gem but FH and I were thinking about upgrades to the condo down the line and I thought about retrofitting the toilets with bidet shower hoses. He shuts it down without a discussion. He already knows about this thread from years ago and says “Washing your a** crack isn’t gay but spraying it is.” (still installing behind his back- just don’t be gay then )

He thinks that **** is gay?! (pun intended)

 

[Cattypus1]

I told y'all, the washcloth really gets rid of the raw booty smell..your hand is not enough!

@ the bolded!

 

[Cattypus1]

Show his raw booty havin’ self this thread! I got nothing else.

 

[King of Sorrow]

My apologies to anyone getting like notifications from this or any other old thread. I feel I need to explain.

I was doing a search on bidets to see if people had any specific brand recommendations, fell into a rabbit hole of other threads about bathroom hygiene and have been accidentally liking posts because I'm scrolling on my phone and crying with laughter rereading these threads.

 

[felic1]

This is nothing new. I know a woman who dated a man who had whole turds falling from betwixt his cheeks in the shower.

He broke up with her, btw. Some women are seriously in the negative self esteem wise. They have to work their way up to having zero self esteem.

Someone is dropping turds in someone's shower.

My son has autism and is 31. I was buying 4 16 oz bottles of body wash a week. Most recently I bought 4 gallons of dial body wash from Amazon. He does not stink, no remnants in the tub and has a daily laxative. I wish somebody would tell me that they could smell him. He is using degree spray. He is fresh and pleasant smelling.

 

[Ayesha81]

What did I just read?!

 

[felic1]

@Ayesha81 this is documentation regarding men and their inability to clean their rear.

 

[VinDieselsWifey]

My apologies to anyone getting like notifications from this or any other old thread. I feel I need to explain.

I was doing a search on bidets to see if people had any specific brand recommendations, fell into a rabbit hole of other threads about bathroom hygiene and have been accidentally liking posts because I'm scrolling on my phone and crying with laughter rereading these threads.

I just bought a Toto C5 from Amazon but I haven’t installed it yet. I also had a GFCI outlet installed near the toilet. I saw videos on YouTube where people were running extension cords but I didn’t want that.

 

[felic1]

There is no need to apologize. This thread is hilarious. I have cracked up looking at this. I have reviewed this because laughing reduces stress for me. Thank you.

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

I don't know how I missed this thread.

It's definitely a wash cloth problem no wonder gynecologists are creating body deoderants ; it 's because certain people don't like to bathe and don't know what a washcloth is good for.

Btw, have you guys notice the Lume (sp) commercial increase after social media was all a buzz over the Kutcher's not bathing themselves or children regularly?

 

[King of Sorrow]

I just bought a Toto C5 from Amazon but I haven’t installed it yet. I also had a GFCI outlet installed near the toilet. I saw videos on YouTube where people were running extension cords but I didn’t want that.

Yeah, a Toto is what I've settled on from the posts on here. The only thing is I rent an apartment and paying a quarter of my rent to upgrade a toilet seat is making me pause. But I really want one. I wonder if it's the kind of thing that goes on sale for Black Friday/Cyber Monday

Btw, have you guys notice the Lume (sp) commercial increase after social media was all a buzz over the Kutcher's not bathing themselves or children regularly?

I just saw a Lume commercial for the first time this week. I don't know if I'm sold on such a product.

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

Yeah, a Toto is what I've settled on from the posts on here. The only thing is I rent an apartment and paying a quarter of my rent to upgrade a toilet seat is making me pause. But I really want one. I wonder if it's the kind of thing that goes on sale for Black Friday/Cyber Monday



I just saw a Lume commercial for the first time this week. I don't know if I'm sold on such a product.

they just need to bathe with frequency, then there would be no need for Lume

 

[Kanky]

at this thread. No surprise that there is a pandemic now when we can’t even get folks to wash their stinky hind parts properly.

 

[B_Phlyy]

This came up in my YT recommendations (I watch the guys videos) and I thought it was fitting for the thread.

We're going to start with the basics. Wash your @$*

 

[Black Ambrosia]

"That's how good God is..."

 

[Black Ambrosia]

I follow a Brazilian waxer on YT and she posted about a client having fresh boo boo (her words) on her butt cheeks when she came in for an appointment. That's not even a bathing issue. It's a wiping issue.