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I actually feel bad about cursing my husbands ex. Bless her heart that's a whole nother thread
Let's just say the TRANS MAN would have gotten more than he bargained for.
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@luckiestdestiny @Saravana @UmSumayyah
So basically chick don't like me. I tried to be cordial with her but when she found
out about us being married she became unhinged. Like I'm so cool to the point
that I gave her my number because I felt like if I had her kids she should have my
number because we never answer the house phone.
So she starts playing games and he plays games even better. She started sending the
kids out later and later. One time I waited in front of her roach infested apartment for
26minutes waiting on the kids. When they got in the car they would say they were
cleaning, getting their hair done, eating or just sitting there doing nothing.
I knew she was trying to bait me. This only happened when he sent me to pick them up.
So he started sending them out late when she picked them up. On this particular night
she knew it was going to be on so she started in with him early about how the kids better
be ready on time (because she sent them out late she knew he would return the favor).
Him and her got into it on the phone and he left the house. He said not only would she have
to wait but she would have to wait for him to return so they left. I sat at home waiting on the
drama like So when it was almost time for them to get picked up SHE CALLED MY PHONE.
Now mind you I already cussed her once but not for filth. That time I told her she was a damn fool
for letting a 9yr old child pee the bed and that she had Munchhausen syndrome for telling
the kids that they were allergic to everything under the sun including fried chicken and eggs.
Items I gave them regularly. The lil one is a manipulator so 3 days after the eggs she had an
asthma attack at school and had to go home. So she called to tell me not to experiment on her
kids. The older one told me she took them to the dr the next day and surprise no egg or fried
chicken allergy. I also told her she was a fool for having a lil girl in the room with
2 teenaged boys that masturbate. When she asked how I knew I told her I saw the son doing
it on the couch.
So back to this time. She called my phone and as soon as I said hello she started
yellin tombout WHERE ARE MY KIDS YOU HAVE MY KIDS. I told her your kids are safe
and with their father. She told me she knew they were with him. Well sis if you know i'm at home
why are you calling my phone call him. So about 1o min later THE DOOR BELL RINGS and I'm ready.
I had one phone going with the camera set up by the door and one in my hand both recording
I opened the door and immediately a finger was like 1mm away from the tip of my nose.
I called her every female dog, stupid, ignant, Call Umbrellas Nice Teal, in the book. In the middle
of me cussing her for filth she told me she wasn't cussing me so I shouldn't curse her
Fool I'm at home minding my business. If you don't like getting cursed go sit in your car and wait.
Either way it got super loud and white folks were coming out of their homes watching with popcorn.
What really snatched her soul was that I had to correct her on the number of kids she has and I called
her ugly. When I called her ugly I saw her heart stop. Her eyes sank, her shoulders curved.
Something about that gave me a second wind to cuss her ever harsher because I don't fight fair
and I'll kick you while you are down. She was mad cause the kids told her I had twins on the way.
She threatened to call the police. So being the blonde white woman I am I called first and
cried on the phone It was all fun and games until they asked for her age and make of her
car. They showed up and this wild banshee had the nerve to run to the police crying tombout
my kids my kids I just want my kids. So I cried too and told them that I don't live like her and
that I was so embarrassed and how I have to live in this neighborhood and I didn't want to be the
crazy black lady with drama and the police at my door and how she was jealous that we were married
She mad I got her man, her house, her kids are on my team, and I was having new kids with her man
Long story short nobody went to jail but they told her if she came on the property again she
was going to jail. I was praying that she touched me but she didn't.
And I don't want nobody tombout you didn't have to answer your phone or you didn't have to
come to the door. I did what I did and I'd do it again. When I told my mom she cried laughing
because she knows how my mouth is set up I got it from her, and she got it from her mom. I did
tell her the ugly part and how the whole situation seemed to freeze in time. She told me she would
have felt bad and that made me feel bad. She really is a handsome woman. I think I also mentioned
her being inbred and having fetal alcohol syndrome as well. My mom is messy she asked me to send
her the video. I can't find it I've since gotten a new phone. I should have saved it to the cloud.
Long but not that interesting the video on the other hand
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