Spinoff: Do You Remember the WORST Sex You Ever Had??

[MzLady78]

Oh lawd, do I......

I've had 2 individuals in my life who were just terrible. In both situations, they were small and couldn't hang for long.

And I'm a bytch when I'm subjected to bad sex. It's really hard for me to hide my disappointment. I actually compared one guy to one of my exes to his face.....

It was an accident, just kinda slipped out.

 

[cocoaluv]

1. I asked if he put it in yet....he said he was already finished
2. It lasted all of 2 commercials and he sweat all over me and messed up my wrap

This was my 2nd boyfriend in college and everytime during I remember thinking to myself " I really left my last boyfriend for THIS?!?!?!?" After this "failed relationship" I learned the all about toys . I also learned how to tell a guy he doesn't know what he is doing and if he thinks he does...well he REALLY doesnt know what he is doing. That whole experience let me know not to waste my time again. I mean if a guy is bad and is willing to learn thats one thing but these guys think they know it all and I could have done a much better job on my own with my toy in about 4 minutes.

 

[MzLady78]

1. I asked if he put it in yet....he said he was already finished
2. It lasted all of 2 commercials and he sweat all over me and messed up my wrap

This was my 2nd boyfriend in college and everytime during I remember thinking to myself " I really left my last boyfriend for THIS?!?!?!?" After this "failed relationship" I learned the all about toys . I also learned how to tell a guy he doesn't know what he is doing and if he thinks he does...well he REALLY doesnt know what he is doing. That whole experience let me know not to waste my time again. I mean if a guy is bad and is willing to learn thats one thing but these guys think they know it all and I could have done a much better job on my own with my toy in about 4 minutes.

That's too funny!!!

Ain't nothin' worse than a guy who thinks he's doin' the damn thing when he ain't even close.

I remember talking to the dude that I accidently compared to me ex and he was like "oh, I didn't really sweat it cause I know I'm good".

 

[cocoaluv]

That's too funny!!!

Ain't nothin' worse than a guy who thinks he's doin' the damn thing when he ain't even close.

I remember talking to the dude that I accidently compared to me ex and he was like "oh, I didn't really sweat it cause I know I'm good".

Aren't they all

It pissed me off cuz I kept thinking he is ALWAYS gonna get off and I'm just gonna sit here upset cuz I am nowhere close .

 

[MzLady78]

Aren't they all

It pissed me off cuz I kept thinking he is ALWAYS gonna get off and I'm just gonna sit here upset cuz I am nowhere close .

Ugh, I know!!!!!