Dredging up an old memory........
I was dating this very cute British boy on and off for like a year...like a bootleg version of Tyrese and Tyson...and we were party buddies as his friend was dating my friend. We never did anything beyond kissing, but one night we all went out to a club, got really drunk, etc., and "next thing I know (so cliche)" we went back to his place (his mommas basement..lol..shoulda known) and proceeding to attempt the freakydeak. I say attempt because he was a bit hesitant about letting Mr.Man out of the denims, and only wanted to me.
Well, when he finally did, I was a bit shocked to see that it was seriously like 3inches long.(I wish was fooling..he was too cute to be so unblessed), and kinda thin. I have seen very few "members" in my day, but I'se knows that 1/4 of a foot is not a good look . I honestly could not feel anything and it wasn't the liquor. I was trying to concentrate hard too, focusing my mind on my nether regions.......nada.
I feel kinda bad, because I think he needs to get drunk in order to have sex with someone. It's kinda sad actually.
Oh, I have several and will share...
Oh, I don't know if this is considered bad sex, but I don't particularly care for men with circumcised members. To me, they look like elephant trunks......just my little pet peeve...and shaved pubies...(yeah, some men shave their pubies...I guess to give the illusion of "objects in mirror appear larger....."
yes and I don't wanna talk about it. lol
Here's my story . . .
I was dating this guy way back in like high school I believe, 9 years pass and he calls a friend of mine and asks her about me. So he gets my number and we start talkin. Now way back then I never had sex with him. (I kept my goodies to myself, until after high school) So I decided to see what he is workin wit . . . He comes to my place we have a few drinks, we do the do and I fall asleep. I wake up the next morning thinking "Damn, I was alittle tipsy so I know it had to be better than what I remember". I have a sex rule. Give a man 2 to 3 chances depending on the chemistry. Any who . . . . I give this fool another chance. (This time I was sober) Now he's on me humping like a dang rabbit,No kinda skills.Now before I can catch myself I told him: "You got 2 minutes to finish up, cause this s**t aint even cool". His feelings was so hurt.
Yup. THe V-hood cult thief, former dog... everything in the book dude.
Wow, someone remembered?!
A mess!!!!It's a tie. One guy was so small and thought he was doing something and all I felt was a little tickle. Technically, I doubt if he counts. The other guy just didn't know what to do. I made him stop and told him to get off of me. Q
A mess!!!!
Daaaaaag girl!!! LOL! But seriously, it always seems like the ones talking about they can put it down the best are the ones who ain't worth a d@mn in the bed!!! What is that?! It's like they know they suck...and that if you all sleep together you'll know it too...so they try to start convincing you before you even get in bed with them that they got it goin on. Ugh!Girl I think I told it in another thread but he was like, "what am I supposed to do?" I think I told him to go to the bathroom and use his hand because I was done. If you saw him and heard how he talked, you would have thought he could put it down. I was dating him and tried to give it the benefit of the doubt but I was too sexually frustrated that time and just said fug it. Q
Daaaaaag girl!!! LOL! But seriously, it always seems like the ones talking about they can put it down the best are the ones who ain't worth a d@mn in the bed!!! What is that?! It's like they know they suck...and that if you all sleep together you'll know it too...so they try to start convincing you before you even get in bed with them that they got it goin on. Ugh!
No foreplay, 12 seconds of him trying to push a rope through the eye of a needle and it was all over. And then he had the NERVE to ask if I... Ninja please!
Has anyone ever had someone beg for another chance after a bad performance? After a very bad endeavor I asked this gentleman to leave as well, and he kept asking me, "you're not going to call me any more are you?" "I know it was bad, but it was the first time, I can do it better." I lied and told him that I would call him... I was always a one strike lay and you're out kind of girl, but that is that I got for flirting with the FedEx delivery guy from my office. Learned my lesson... fine did not equate great fireworks.
Has anyone ever had someone beg for another chance after a bad performance? After a very bad endeavor I asked this gentleman to leave as well, and he kept asking me, "you're not going to call me any more are you?" "I know it was bad, but it was the first time, I can do it better." I lied and told him that I would call him... I was always a one strike lay and you're out kind of girl, but that is that I got for flirting with the FedEx delivery guy from my office. Learned my lesson... fine did not equate great fireworks.
No foreplay, 12 seconds of him trying to push a rope through the eye of a needle and it was all over. And then he had the NERVE to ask if I... Ninja please!
Has anyone ever had someone beg for another chance after a bad performance? After a very bad endeavor I asked this gentleman to leave as well, and he kept asking me, "you're not going to call me any more are you?" "I know it was bad, but it was the first time, I can do it better." I lied and told him that I would call him... I was always a one strike lay and you're out kind of girl, but that is that I got for flirting with the FedEx delivery guy from my office. Learned my lesson... fine did not equate great fireworks.
Oh yes do I..I have a few of those experiences actually. One that is standing out at the moment is this older guy I hooked up with that talked a real good game about how he could lay it down. Foreplay was lacking..tongue game was ok but when it got down to it..he was flopping around like fish and had one of those penises that never got fully hard. I was disgusted.
Has anyone ever had someone beg for another chance after a bad performance? After a very bad endeavor I asked this gentleman to leave as well, and he kept asking me, "you're not going to call me any more are you?" "I know it was bad, but it was the first time, I can do it better." I lied and told him that I would call him... I was always a one strike lay and you're out kind of girl, but that is that I got for flirting with the FedEx delivery guy from my office. Learned my lesson... fine did not equate great fireworks.