O.M.G. I had kicked it with a guy for a few months. He's in the music business, pretty well known, and has produced for a lot of people. We always had a ball, and he always talked about how he wanted us to get married eventually and all that good stuff. Anyhoo, after about 2 or 3 months we finally decided to "make that move". I couldn't do anything but blink. His mouth game was wack (think cat lappin at some water) and the dingaling was even worse. I was literally watching a movie the whole time and at one point audibly said
"This has to be the worst sex ever." He then said "Well that just made things awkward." Fool, they were already awkward. He finally got done and was going to the kitchen to get something to drink. He turned and asked me if I wanted some water. My response without blinking, "For what?" He slammed the bedroom door. We haven't talked since