Oh... I faked it... very LOUDLY... almost hyperventilated too. Ran and never looked back.
I gave him benefit of the doubt and tried my hand again and it was even worse the second time. I forgot to mention that a broken, bit up, number 2 pencil was bigger than him in EVERY way!
LOLSadly I remember the *thumb* that I encountered... *yawn*. Of course there have been other bad moments, but this is the only one that I care to even bring back to rememberance.
Aw dayum, my memory kicked in. I do remember this other time when dude came... rather speedily and he c r i e d, talking about it was so good and hot that he couldn't hold it. Needless to say... that scared the stuffing out of me and I ran and never looked back.
!!!! LOL!!!
...just my little pet peeve...and shaved pubies...(yeah, some men shave their pubies...I guess to give the illusion of "objects in mirror appear larger....."
DANNNNNNG!O.M.G. I had kicked it with a guy for a few months. He's in the music business, pretty well known, and has produced for a lot of people. We always had a ball, and he always talked about how he wanted us to get married eventually and all that good stuff. Anyhoo, after about 2 or 3 months we finally decided to "make that move". I couldn't do anything but blink. His mouth game was wack (think cat lappin at some water) and the dingaling was even worse. I was literally watching a movie the whole time and at one point audibly said "This has to be the worst sex ever." He then said "Well that just made things awkward." Fool, they were already awkward. He finally got done and was going to the kitchen to get something to drink. He turned and asked me if I wanted some water. My response without blinking, "For what?" He slammed the bedroom door. We haven't talked since
DANNNNNNG!
You don't play do you!
I think I was so disappointed and beyond baffled it had to be spoken audibly, not just in my head
LOL! I feel you. I basically said the same thing...just not so bluntly. LOLGirl, juice is a terrible thing to waste
O.M.G. I had kicked it with a guy for a few months. He's in the music business, pretty well known, and has produced for a lot of people. We always had a ball, and he always talked about how he wanted us to get married eventually and all that good stuff. Anyhoo, after about 2 or 3 months we finally decided to "make that move". I couldn't do anything but blink. His mouth game was wack (think cat lappin at some water) and the dingaling was even worse. I was literally watching a movie the whole time and at one point audibly said "This has to be the worst sex ever." He then said "Well that just made things awkward." Fool, they were already awkward. He finally got done and was going to the kitchen to get something to drink. He turned and asked me if I wanted some water. My response without blinking, "For what?" He slammed the bedroom door. We haven't talked since
at the whole scene/experience....."For what?" No one will ever be able to convince my worst that he is not The Man. Just because you are a good size doesn't mean you can just ground and pound and think you got the job done.
.... Uhm he was done in 30 seconds and thought it was cute.
And there were the times I was pressured to have sex and forced to pray and repent for my sexual sins afterward. (This was the SAME dude). And then he would make me do it again.
Was this the same dude that was telling you you were cleaved of one flesh and you can't leave him
O.M.G. I had kicked it with a guy for a few months. He's in the music business, pretty well known, and has produced for a lot of people. We always had a ball, and he always talked about how he wanted us to get married eventually and all that good stuff. Anyhoo, after about 2 or 3 months we finally decided to "make that move". I couldn't do anything but blink. His mouth game was wack (think cat lappin at some water) and the dingaling was even worse. I was literally watching a movie the whole time and at one point audibly said "This has to be the worst sex ever." He then said "Well that just made things awkward." Fool, they were already awkward. He finally got done and was going to the kitchen to get something to drink. He turned and asked me if I wanted some water. My response without blinking, "For what?" He slammed the bedroom door. We haven't talked since
...Well dang....tell him how you really feel!!!
me. .(I wish was fooling..he was too cute to be so unblessed), and kinda thin. I have seen very few "members" in my day, but I'se knows that 1/4 of a foot is not a good look . I honestly could not feel anything and it wasn't the liquor. I was trying to concentrate hard too, focusing my mind on my nether regions.......nada.
O.M.G. I had kicked it with a guy for a few months. He's in the music business, pretty well known, and has produced for a lot of people. We always had a ball, and he always talked about how he wanted us to get married eventually and all that good stuff. Anyhoo, after about 2 or 3 months we finally decided to "make that move". I couldn't do anything but blink. His mouth game was wack (think cat lappin at some water) and the dingaling was even worse. I was literally watching a movie the whole time and at one point audibly said "This has to be the worst sex ever." He then said "Well that just made things awkward." Fool, they were already awkward. He finally got done and was going to the kitchen to get something to drink. He turned and asked me if I wanted some water. My response without blinking, "For what?" He slammed the bedroom door. We haven't talked since
I am sooo done after that one
