1. HEY, BABY WHAT'S YO NAME?
2. Pssst, You got a man?
3. Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz You got fine written all over you!
5. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
6. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
7. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
11. Did you fart? Because you blew me away!
12. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
13. "Baby you must be tired cause you been runnin' thru my mind all day long".
14: Don't tell me your name now, I'll ask in the morning.
15.I know your man not doing you right,cause he'd be standing by your side, like me.
16."You so fine, you need to repent"
17.I'll make you my number one
18.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
19.Hey baby, you got a quarter, I told my momma I'd call her as soon as I fell in love.
20.Excuse me, are you from around here because I'm lost but my heart just found it's way to you.
21. "if your left thigh was Thanksgiving & your right thigh was Christmas,can I get to know you between your holidays?
Please add yours ladies LOL
2. Pssst, You got a man?
3. Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz You got fine written all over you!
5. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
6. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
7. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
11. Did you fart? Because you blew me away!
12. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
13. "Baby you must be tired cause you been runnin' thru my mind all day long".
14: Don't tell me your name now, I'll ask in the morning.
15.I know your man not doing you right,cause he'd be standing by your side, like me.
16."You so fine, you need to repent"
17.I'll make you my number one
18.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
19.Hey baby, you got a quarter, I told my momma I'd call her as soon as I fell in love.
20.Excuse me, are you from around here because I'm lost but my heart just found it's way to you.
21. "if your left thigh was Thanksgiving & your right thigh was Christmas,can I get to know you between your holidays?
Please add yours ladies LOL
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erplexed
These were hilarious!
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and walk out the store
