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I had another moment ya'll! :laugh:

So....tell me why when i went to Target las week wit my hair freshly flat ironed....i was jus in my own world...and i made eye contact with this other black lady...she had a apl ponytail....but it looked kinda damaged and dried up...but i was makin my down the aisle and i felt her eyeballing me from behind....i managed to get a corner glace and she was walking past the aisle ever so slowly....so i swung my hair ....:giggle: to act like i was looking at the shelves on the other side...she walked all the way around to the other end of the aisle and kept lookin at me...but still walking past the aisle....i smiled friendly and resumed shopping.

That whole day was perfect for hair swinging and flipping! warm, breezy weather and all! And i did it wit NO mercy!!! :laugh:
 
^ That happens to me a lot! Store stalkers--and I mean that in a nice way. It's nice to be admired :) . By now I'm used to it, but it's funny when I'm shopping with someone who isn't. They'll be like "Do you know her? Because she keeps looking over here."
 
Firstborn2 said:
Girl please I'm not helping emancipate nobody once I get long hair :lachen:I've been trying for the past 3yrs to pass on information that I've learned from this site and all they do is laugh:ohwell:. So don't start asking once you see my hair blowing in the wind.:rolleyes:
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As one who doesn't listen to anyone who doesn't already have what I'm trying to get, I think the best time to emmancipate folks is when they see my hair blowing in the wind! :yep:

Now if they don't want to listen to me after that, then they can watch me walk away with my model stroll complete with my Kim Kardashian wind machine blowing my hair like, "aight den!" LOL!:grin:
 
Okay y'all I'm in the in-between stages of longhairisoity so I'm gaining new grounds.

I was at a party yesterday and I had a (I'll admit it) stale 10 day old press. I noticed I still had swing though (something that didn't really happen when I had shorter hair) and I'm there with a whole bunch of "Beckies" with bobs and short cuts. Yes I was swinging my hair each time the wind caught it outside on the deck and I tossed my head back a bit extra when I laughed (they btw all had the soccer mom "look" and I was carefree and kidless and the only sister there). You should have seen the men I think they were mesmerized.

Any way, back to the reason I came in to post, two things kept happening to me: when someone would hug me, I could feel the tug on my hair, it would gently kinda catch causing my head to bob ever so slightly as they patted. Do you suggest I toss my hair out of the way before someone goes in for the hug (though I secretly enjoyed it and wanted them to feel how soft my hair was)?

And the second thing that kept happening was with all that laughing, talking, and eating I kept getting my hair caught in my mouth (gross). Once I went so far as to nearly choke!

I have to get my hair tossing game down to avoid such bloopers and dangers.
 
i got accused of wearing a fake bun the other day by a male freind. so i kindly said "this is my hair"

freind: "girl stop lyin, that is not yo hair up there"

adora: "oh really?"

freind: "yea really"

lol so i simply took the boby pin out, hair falls everywhere.

he was floored, and talked about how long my hair was for the next 20mins, and asked "please tell me the secret to long hair"

lol "there is no secret, now get out my face"

this convo was actually way funnier then the way im typing it up to be, you had to be there lol.
 
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OK so yesterday it was so nice out so I decided to take a long walk by myself. I was wearing my hair up in a ponytail. As I was walking my hair was blowing in the wind and I could see my ponytail just swinging back and forth. I was thinking to myself now that's the ponytail of my dreams LOL I saw some ladies (white) and I thought to myself wow for the first time ever my ponytail is longer than everybody around me. Woot woot (insert raising the roof smilie here)
 
angiet1985 said:
Okay y'all I'm in the in-between stages of longhairisoity so I'm gaining new grounds.

I was at a party yesterday and I had a (I'll admit it) stale 10 day old press. I noticed I still had swing though (something that didn't really happen when I had shorter hair) and I'm there with a whole bunch of "Beckies" with bobs and short cuts. Yes I was swinging my hair each time the wind caught it outside on the deck and I tossed my head back a bit extra when I laughed (they btw all had the soccer mom "look" and I was carefree and kidless and the only sister there). You should have seen the men I think they were mesmerized.

Any way, back to the reason I came in to post, two things kept happening to me: when someone would hug me, I could feel the tug on my hair, it would gently kinda catch causing my head to bob ever so slightly as they patted. Do you suggest I toss my hair out of the way before someone goes in for the hug (though I secretly enjoyed it and wanted them to feel how soft my hair was)?

And the second thing that kept happening was with all that laughing, talking, and eating I kept getting my hair caught in my mouth (gross). Once I went so far as to nearly choke!

I have to get my hair tossing game down to avoid such bloopers and dangers.
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This whole post had me :drool:
 
ok, i'm going to tell an oldie but goodie story lol...

me and my girl were hanging with these guys she met. a black dude and a white dude.

now i was wearing a straight phony that that reached to my nape (worn in a high pony) and my girl was wearing a wig (bss stock wig, not all that great but it was her 1st wig lol).

any whoo, the white dude was flirting really hard most of the nite and then he started talking about how pretty my hair was. i would just giggle and say thank you. the black dude then called him self tryna call someone out (muda sucka!)

b dude: man you're lame. you've never dated a black girl huh? that's a fake pony tail. cant you tell? tell him its fake mo

w dude: wha-what? is it really?!

me: damn!!! how you just gonna call me out?!?!

b dude: man i cant have him thinking chicks running around with flawless hair and then being surprised when ole girl pops that 'ish off at nite.

me: lol what ever douche

w dude: well... what does your real hair look like? how long is it?

me: i dunno, my real pony tail is longer than this. my pony is sl right?

friend: yeah, maybe longer. cant remember

b dude: yeah ok!

me: uh-huh *pops off phony unravels bun*

both dudes: :shocked:

me: :rofl: you guys are dumb... not all black chicks are bald

b dude: mari (my friend) HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR UNDER THAT?!?!?

end of convo.... people are crazy... sorry, hope that wasnt too long. i'm no good at telling short stories
 
ok so this thread is making me want to straighten my hair. I've made mbl but haven't straightened since november but now i want to so i can come back with a storyyyy lol
 
Mz.MoMo5235 said:
ok, i'm going to tell an oldie but goodie story lol...

me and my girl were hanging with these guys she met. a black dude and a white dude.

now i was wearing a straight phony that that reached to my nape (worn in a high pony) and my girl was wearing a wig (bss stock wig, not all that great but it was her 1st wig lol).

any whoo, the white dude was flirting really hard most of the nite and then he started talking about how pretty my hair was. i would just giggle and say thank you. the black dude then called him self tryna call someone out (muda sucka!)

b dude: man you're lame. you've never dated a black girl huh? that's a fake pony tail. cant you tell? tell him its fake mo

w dude: wha-what? is it really?!

me: damn!!! how you just gonna call me out?!?!

b dude: man i cant have him thinking chicks running around with flawless hair and then being surprised when ole girl pops that 'ish off at nite.

me: lol what ever douche

w dude: well... what does your real hair look like? how long is it?

me: i dunno, my real pony tail is longer than this. my pony is sl right?

friend: yeah, maybe longer. cant remember

b dude: yeah ok!

me: uh-huh *pops off phony unravels bun*

both dudes: :shocked:

me: :rofl: you guys are dumb... not all black chicks are bald

b dude: mari (my friend) HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR UNDER THAT?!?!?

end of convo.... people are crazy... sorry, hope that wasnt too long. i'm no good at telling short stories
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Girl you better than me, not only would I not have laughed at this clown, I would have pimp slapped him with my hair after letting it down. :nono:

:lachen::lachen:
 
oooh, i should have smacked him with the hair huh?!?! he probably would have liked that though lmao

i only saw dude like one other time after that. my friend worked at the hotel he was staying tdy at so it was what ever. the look on his face was worth way more than anything else. you could tell on his face he felt like a douche :lol:
 
trendsetta25 said:
YOU LADIES HAVE ME IN STITCHES!!!! LMBO
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my hair fantasy is similar.

picture this...

it's stormy and it has just starting pouring. i begin to run desperately for shelter in my long, white flowing dress as my hip length hair flow effortlessly like ribbons in the sky. i finally make it to shelter in a random gazebo in the middle of a tree covered field. who should be there awaiting me when i make it to the gazebo out of breath? why, mr. amazing. he'll wipe my wind swept hair from my face and look deep into my eyes.

of course, my hair is natural so after two drips of water my hair would shrink back up to shoulder length and my big ole fro would take up half the space in the gazebo. oh well. :lachen:
 
LovelyNaps26 said:
my hair fantasy is similar.

picture this...

it's stormy and it has just starting pouring. i begin to run desperately for shelter in my long, white flowing dress as my hip length hair flow effortlessly like ribbons in the sky. i finally make it to shelter in a random gazebo in the middle of a tree covered field. who should be there awaiting me when i make it to the gazebo out of breath? why, mr. amazing. he'll wipe my wind swept hair from my face and look deep into my eyes.

of course, my hair is natural so after two drips of water my hair would shrink back up to shoulder length and my big ole fro would take up half the space in the gazebo. oh well. :lachen:
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and mr amazing's eyes will glow in wonderment, hoping to feel the soft cottony coils:grin:
 
Mz.MoMo5235 said:
ok, i'm going to tell an oldie but goodie story lol...

me and my girl were hanging with these guys she met. a black dude and a white dude.

now i was wearing a straight phony that that reached to my nape (worn in a high pony) and my girl was wearing a wig (bss stock wig, not all that great but it was her 1st wig lol).

any whoo, the white dude was flirting really hard most of the nite and then he started talking about how pretty my hair was. i would just giggle and say thank you. the black dude then called him self tryna call someone out (muda sucka!)

b dude: man you're lame. you've never dated a black girl huh? that's a fake pony tail. cant you tell? tell him its fake mo

w dude: wha-what? is it really?!

me: damn!!! how you just gonna call me out?!?!

b dude: man i cant have him thinking chicks running around with flawless hair and then being surprised when ole girl pops that 'ish off at nite.

me: lol what ever douche

w dude: well... what does your real hair look like? how long is it?

me: i dunno, my real pony tail is longer than this. my pony is sl right?

friend: yeah, maybe longer. cant remember

b dude: yeah ok!

me: uh-huh *pops off phony unravels bun*

both dudes: :shocked:

me: :rofl: you guys are dumb... not all black chicks are bald

b dude: mari (my friend) HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR UNDER THAT?!?!?

end of convo.... people are crazy... sorry, hope that wasnt too long. i'm no good at telling short stories
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I would have given ANYTHING to see b dude's face!! Sorry homie, not all black women are rocking a fade under that phony ponie...some of us actually have HAIR!!

Can't believe he tried to call you out like that!
 
I'm coming out of lurking mode just to write this because these moments are what we live for on here.

Last summer I had just relaxed my hair in the early evening. I blow dried it straight myself. No flatironing though--I was being a good girl. But my hair was somehow amazingly--might i say freakishly-- straight, flowy, and bouncy like I had roller set it. As soon as I was done my mother dragged me to walmart with her to go late night snack shopping (not the place I want to show off my newly relaxed hair, but oh well). I told my mom, "Fine, but no dilly dallying. Let's get in and get out." So as we're walking in and I'm walking with a feverish purpose, and my hair takes on a life of it's own!!! I'm talking major swang and bounce. With every thump my foot makes on the linoleum my hair wooshes from side to side and up and down. It's literally waving to the people of WalMart. And it seems that every man within eye shot is ogling me and my hair.... and I'm so caught off guard. I had stretched for 12 weeks and had not worn my hair down in quite a while, so I felt kind of like I was walking around naked. It took me a second to realize what was calling their attention, but it was my hair sending out beams of shine, beauty, and seduction out to the WalMartians.

And this amazing feeling of happiness and calm came over me as I continued on my snack mission smiling quietly to myself.

The End.
 
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