I'm calling ALL the freaks.....

[hairsothick]

*copies and pastes and stores away in a notebook for future reference*

 

[taj]

ver18: 's ... I :heart2:this thread.:whipgirl::

 

[ThickHair]

Go to a restaurant during the weekday, have a pretty pedicure and while he is sitting across from you, put your pretty toes between his thighs and go to work. Talk to him about regular stuff and act like you are not doing it on purpose. Most meals ended up being to go whenever I have done that. Make sure the table has a table cloth, well not really I have done it in Applebee's.

Ex has bent down and kissed my toes a couple of times.

 

[Geminigirl]

TheLauryn I am going to check your blog out tom. My man is here and I don't want him to know I am asking for tips I just wanna surprise him.I was just gonna pm you to get the business girl you are a certified freak...I love it. Ain't nothing wrong wit that and I don't think your nasty.

QT girl I done been there and done that and ain't having no more for awhile...lol


keep em coming ladies

 

[Kamilah]

You can purchase a tarp from home depot or Lowes and lay it in the middle of the floor and get a tub of whip cream and some fruit and eat it off of each other. Get as messy as you can b/c the tarp it there to protect the floor.[/quote]


If you don't want to do food, you can get some liquid latex. It is safe (made for this kinda stuff!) and comes in bright fun colors (in that video "Dip it Low" Christina Milian had it in black, see youtube). You can blind fold him, lay him on the tarp and give him a full body massage. When he takes off the blindfold he'll be so surprised to see he's covered in bright latex. I hear it feels reeeeally good too! You'll be ready for the real deal then girlie! All the best!

 

[sunshinebeautiful]

I used to have fun with this one....

It's the middle of the night. I'm awake. He's asleep. I get the urge for some activities. I rap on the mike... I mean, like freestyle my *** off... till he wakes up.

Once he's awake - well, tease him for a little bit longer - just jump up on it and do what you know how to do. And then it's on and poppin'.

Trust, the spontaneity will catch him off guard... in a good way. He'll love it.

 

[bellebebe]

if you have a vibrating chair or couch, sit him on it, give hima strip tease and ride him while he's seating on it. the vibrating sensation will do wonders for him.

 

[bellebebe]

I just thought of another one.
damn... I wish i had pictures but I got some positions for you.
If you're flexible enough, you can bend over backwards(naked) like you're about to do a back flip and have him stand in between your legs and do his thing.

 

[Geminigirl]

^^^^ We'vw done this one on my bed. Like a bridge right?

 

[yokoyokogirl]

Wow this is AMAZING...keep em coming!

 

[HeyItsHoney]

Men really don't need much. Try these:

Just walk in a room naked.

When out at an event/shopping/whatever, inform him that you forgot your panties.

Talk dirty.

 

[kandake]

Call him on his lunch break and tell him you were looking forward to his $5 footlong....

Thats just ignant.

 

[Finally Free]

Dang Girl! All this good info. still ain't helping? What you need some lessons swinging from the ceiling, dropping down from the top of the pole in a split position, booty clapping, rump shaking, back breaking.

Just strike up a conversation as to what he likes, talk dirty to him while asking and make it happen.

 

[TayMac]

Some of these maybe repeats

-let him catch u doing "your thing" (FULLOUT) alone and he'll be super turned on ready to join in

-be spontaneous and do it somewhere other than ur house. I like sliding into the department store dressing room to "help" him try on clothes.

-handcuff or tie him to the bed and have your way..be a lil dominatrix

-toss his salad

-buy some sex dice

-standing up 69 is fun

 

[bimbabe]

TOYS!!! Do not sleep on the toys
Men are VERY visual...invest in a new outfit or two.
Ask him if he wants to watch some tv and put in a porno....imitate what the people are doing
Don't take it seriously...joke about it. Do some positions from a kama sutra for fun.

I find the best action we have is when we are all about being super freaky...and we do things out of the blue...interesting places etc

Be a princess outside and a ho inside...send him some freaky pictures....or give him a flash of a boob when you go out.

Grab a body part of his in secret when people are around.

HTH

 

[Cincysweetie]

My advice...don't think about what he's done with other chicks and/or the need to compete with that (not saying that you are, I just know how we women can get). Stop being so shy! This is YOUR MAN! Be adventurous and have fun with it! If you are genuinely enjoying yourself, he will enjoy himself too. If you're just doing it to please him and you don't relax, you'll come off as trying to hard. Enjoy girlie...that's YO D!

 

[Extremus]

I used to have fun with this one....

It's the middle of the night. I'm awake. He's asleep. I get the urge for some activities. I rap on the mike... I mean, like freestyle my *** off... till he wakes up.

Once he's awake - well, tease him for a little bit longer - just jump up on it and do what you know how to do. And then it's on and poppin'.

Trust, the spontaneity will catch him off guard... in a good way. He'll love it.

ditto

 

[firecracker]

Freaks oh my I'm offended! LOL Ya'll can't curse real or fake round these parts no mo! Ya'll ain't read the notice? http://www.longhaircareforum.com/showpost.php?p=6034105&postcount=1

 

[DaPPeR]

Bumping for more responses

 

[Encore]

Go to a salon that does "pubic" hair into a fruit. They dye and it cut it into fruit colors...

I suggest..cherries...

If not, find a salon that will put his initials down there. My man LOVES that.


Two words, one picture:

DON'T. GET CINNAMON, LOL....DISASTER.

I suggest strawberry

I really, REALLY suggest the pole dancing classes. If you have a lil change, get you a ple in your room, the ones that can be removed quickly.

If you don't want to take the classes, I would do a strip.

Fun for everyday of the year. Found at your local Spencers or Urban Outfitters...

Movies...Sorry, the superhead and Mr. Marcus one suck. Try something with Brian Pumper...

HAHA.......yeah i liked the good head thingy it numbs ya throat so no gaggin ...the cinnamon is HORRIBLE ...ITA ^^

 

[Encore]

Some of these maybe repeats

-let him catch u doing "your thing" (FULLOUT) alone and he'll be super turned on ready to join in

-be spontaneous and do it somewhere other than ur house. I like sliding into the department store dressing room to "help" him try on clothes.

-handcuff or tie him to the bed and have your way..be a lil dominatrix

-toss his salad

-buy some sex dice

-standing up 69 is fun

 

[NappturalWomyn]

"Truth or Dare" with Cosmo Sexy Truth or Dare
You can get the cards at Barnes and Noble in the sexual health section

 

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[infojunkie]

First open a draw and throw away ALL your thoughts troubles in the draw and close it. Then…….

You can purchase a tarp from home depot or Lowes and lay it in the middle of the floor and get a tub of whip cream and some fruit and eat it off of each other. Get as messy as you can b/c the tarp it there to protect the floor.

Uh, you ain't heard it from me but you know they make actual bed sheets for that kind of play huh? I wanna say queen sized.

...I'm just saying.

Oh, and Lauryn, I'll definitely check out that blog, I'm always open to suggestions.