I look at him like:
I hate you because you don't have uterus, ovaries and don't understand the pain, emotions and problems that come along with being able to reproduce.
Thaat's why YOUR FUN BOX IS CLOSED!!!!
Bring me some food, before I bite you head off like a praying mantis after mating.
But, now since we live together he seems to be more understand and knows to stock up on my treats that week. If not he knows he's going down. I just recently noticed that candy bar magical appear one to two days before and he doesn't touch not a one...then when I tell him "back up!" He go get the bar like "Look what I got for you!"
He also knows that about 1-2 days before I'll get a burst of energy and go on a cleaning spree so he'll just stay on the couch and look at me like