JerriBlank. Lol @ you 'fux' with us! I'm on my phone, so I can't be as thorough as I would like, but if I didn't have the oyin pomade to doctor up, I would:
Find Kemi Oyl at a local BSS. (This stuff smells great, but there are no ingredients listed. All I know is that it is NOT mineral oil because of the texture and consistency.)
Melt down 4oz of coconut oil. Mix in 1oz each of castor and grapeseed oils vigourously. Add 1tsp sulfur by mixing vigourously. Add 1oz Kemi Oyl. Test scent. If it smells good, add one more oz grapeseed oil. If it still smells funky, add another oz of Kemi Oyl. Mix vigorously a final time. All mix to solidify at room temperature.
I hope that helps/makes sense. My phone is wonky with LHCF.
ETA: Just moisturized with Oyin's Juices & Berries; did a scalp massage with sulfur pomade and sealed ends with pomade. Making herbal oil infusions is a bit more work than mixing sulfur into a ceramides based pomade, but I do wonder if I'm losing out on my burdock and nettles.
The pomade smells a billion times better and will last twice as long because it doesn't run down my ears and neck when I'm rushing. Plus the sulfur is suspended instead of settling at the bottom.