If you looked up 'DGAF' she'd be front & center poster child. just told her yesterday, she doesnt deserve a vagina. this mess is blasphemy.
Girl this woman needs a chaperone. I'm not exaggerating either. No makeup, basic hair styling, old lady clothes, and no heels. She's my mother and I love her but b*sh look crazy. She's a natural redhead but now she's graying and instead of dying it, she wants to walk around like she's about to get her AARP card and chick isnt even 50 yet! Just last week, we went to the nail salon and do you know she really had just planned on sitting there staring me in my effin face while I get my mani/pedi and eyebrows done. hell naw. I've had enough of her shenaginans. After about 30 mins of literally begging & pleading, 2 manicurists and I finally were able to convince her to at least get her flinstones done. See, this is I've been doing the preschool lay-out your clothes and gotta have specifics on her planned grooming routine before we go places. Gotta watch her to make sure I'm not stuck in public with a woman that looks like who shot john. She can look ugly on her own time but I'm not about to let her embarass me. btw, do you know she was complaining about needing comfortable shoes, and the best idea she could come up with were orthopedic nurse's shoes. da ****?! nurses dont wear nursing shoes IRL. I can't deal. no ma'am. shameful.
you know I'm not really feeling the whole marriage/wedding thing but I've already warned her that if I do, she's only allowed to come in clothes/attire I pick out and preapprove. She's not even getting an option of choice, we are dying and sticking some tracks so she wont look like a graying cancer patient, putting an extra strength girdle & push-up bra and that face will be beat to death she might give Rupaul a run for his money.
again, she can homely by herself, but imma be damned if I have to be a bystander. not on my watch! no ma'am
everyone should feel bad for me.
I feel better now that I got that off my chest.