Crackers Phinn
Either A Blessing Or A Lesson.
Errah ummm....this has been on my mind in the worst way so I thought it might make me feel better to just get it out.
I keep in contact with quite a few of my former professors, especially from my MBA program.
One of my former profs invited me to her husbands 50th birthday party at her father in laws house. I go, get my socialize on- doing the J.C. on her best behavior routine, etc and everything is fantabulous.
Well, my prof's father-in-law who I've met a-many times before, has been feelin me for a minute and in the past, he's been jokey in the 'you and me and a warm bed makes three' kinda way. Whenever I show up to one of prof's functions, he makes sure to sit next to me and since he's an 'SC alumn, there is no shortage of Trojan <condom>jokes. He will be all up in whatever conversation I'm having, to the point where one time my Prof. rolled up and was like "Dad, give J.C. some breathing room."
At this last get together on Sunday, ole dude, outright propositioned me. He handed me the keys to his Jag and said I could have it if I wouldn't mind spending some time with him.
Before I go any further, Prof's FIL looks like the ole dude in this picture, except OLDER.
My first thought was 'How the hell are YOU still driving?' followed by "NO THIS FOOL DIN'T!" I politely told him that I wasn't interested, excused myself, said goodbye to my prof and her husband and rolled my black a$$ on home.
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Here is what gets me. How come when I finally meet the financially secure, educated man with the house overlooking the ocean, with a sense of humor who is actually into ME - WHY HE GOTTA BE OLDER THAN METHUSALA'S GRANDDADDY????
There is a short list of things that I can't put up with and suffice it to say, I can't do old -that is non-negotiable, ESPECIALLY in an age of viagra.<SHUDDER>
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I just needed to get this off my chest. Ain't nothing going to jump off. I won't be mentioning this to my prof. I really like her and don't want to embarrass her or her husband. <Also, she is a really good contact in the industry I work in.> If I see ole dude at some future event, I'm going to act like nothing happened. But it's just one of those single woman incidents that brings on thoughts of DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
I keep in contact with quite a few of my former professors, especially from my MBA program.
One of my former profs invited me to her husbands 50th birthday party at her father in laws house. I go, get my socialize on- doing the J.C. on her best behavior routine, etc and everything is fantabulous.
Well, my prof's father-in-law who I've met a-many times before, has been feelin me for a minute and in the past, he's been jokey in the 'you and me and a warm bed makes three' kinda way. Whenever I show up to one of prof's functions, he makes sure to sit next to me and since he's an 'SC alumn, there is no shortage of Trojan <condom>jokes. He will be all up in whatever conversation I'm having, to the point where one time my Prof. rolled up and was like "Dad, give J.C. some breathing room."
At this last get together on Sunday, ole dude, outright propositioned me. He handed me the keys to his Jag and said I could have it if I wouldn't mind spending some time with him.
Before I go any further, Prof's FIL looks like the ole dude in this picture, except OLDER.
My first thought was 'How the hell are YOU still driving?' followed by "NO THIS FOOL DIN'T!" I politely told him that I wasn't interested, excused myself, said goodbye to my prof and her husband and rolled my black a$$ on home.
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Here is what gets me. How come when I finally meet the financially secure, educated man with the house overlooking the ocean, with a sense of humor who is actually into ME - WHY HE GOTTA BE OLDER THAN METHUSALA'S GRANDDADDY????
There is a short list of things that I can't put up with and suffice it to say, I can't do old -that is non-negotiable, ESPECIALLY in an age of viagra.<SHUDDER>
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I just needed to get this off my chest. Ain't nothing going to jump off. I won't be mentioning this to my prof. I really like her and don't want to embarrass her or her husband. <Also, she is a really good contact in the industry I work in.> If I see ole dude at some future event, I'm going to act like nothing happened. But it's just one of those single woman incidents that brings on thoughts of DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
I mean ya can't have it all, hey, 3 out of 4 ain't bad, ask him is he got any NY brothers, I'm lowering my standards too
