I know ya'll are like - take that nonsense to the "help me with my laundry" forum.
No, I'm serious, who's got holey socks??
What?? Holey socks are always in the back of the sock drawer (for some of ya'll they're in the front). You know you should throw them away but you keep 'em because they're comfortable. Because you KNOW how they're going to fit. You know that the heel is a little thin and that your big toe is going to stick out a bit in the front. And the color is kinda fading, but they're still there. Sometimes you put them on because you've got no other clean socks to wear. Sometimes it's just because they're the first thing you reach for out of habit. And sometimes its just for the sake of putting on something else comfortable.
But the worst thing about holey socks is that they take up space in your sock drawer - so every time you glance in there you see socks and think "nope, I don't need any new socks - I've got plenty" or "the ones I've got are just fine".
So I'm saying, WHO'S GOT HOLEY SOCKS?!?!?
Who's got that man that you know you REALLY should give up but just can't??? He's good at a few things, and you know he can make you laugh sometimes, and he's a good listener sometimes. And he is a warm body. But he just ain't right for you. You know it, your family knows it, your friends know it. It's not that he's BAD for you, he's just a waste of time.
He lacks a few of the things that you think are FUNDAMENTAL for the basis of a good relationship. And as much as you hate to admit it, he might be a distraction thats keeping you from meeting that cashmere pair of warm socks that you've been waiting for.
Who's got holey socks?!?
No, I'm serious, who's got holey socks??
What?? Holey socks are always in the back of the sock drawer (for some of ya'll they're in the front). You know you should throw them away but you keep 'em because they're comfortable. Because you KNOW how they're going to fit. You know that the heel is a little thin and that your big toe is going to stick out a bit in the front. And the color is kinda fading, but they're still there. Sometimes you put them on because you've got no other clean socks to wear. Sometimes it's just because they're the first thing you reach for out of habit. And sometimes its just for the sake of putting on something else comfortable.
But the worst thing about holey socks is that they take up space in your sock drawer - so every time you glance in there you see socks and think "nope, I don't need any new socks - I've got plenty" or "the ones I've got are just fine".
So I'm saying, WHO'S GOT HOLEY SOCKS?!?!?
Who's got that man that you know you REALLY should give up but just can't??? He's good at a few things, and you know he can make you laugh sometimes, and he's a good listener sometimes. And he is a warm body. But he just ain't right for you. You know it, your family knows it, your friends know it. It's not that he's BAD for you, he's just a waste of time.
He lacks a few of the things that you think are FUNDAMENTAL for the basis of a good relationship. And as much as you hate to admit it, he might be a distraction thats keeping you from meeting that cashmere pair of warm socks that you've been waiting for.
Who's got holey socks?!?
But maybe, that's just me. It's probably best to clean out the drawers.
