BeautyPoint
Well-Known Member
I found these online and thought I'd share..
Please add your own!
Internet Dating Terms Men Use and What they Really Mean:
40-ish”: Over 50 and looking for a 25 year-old (so true!)
“Athletic”: Watches a lot of sports on TV
“Average looking”: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
“Educated”: Will patronize you all the time
“Free Spirit”: Will bang anything that moves
“Friendship first”: As long as friendship involves sex
“Good looking”: Arrogant
“Very good looking”: Dumb as a board (ugly)
“Honest”: Pathological Liar (this is so true...if the first word out of his mouth is "I'm straight up, I'm honest, I have nothing to hide", let that be your introduction to his first lie..)
“Huggable”: Overweight and hairy like a bear
“Likes to cuddle”: Insecure mama’s boy
“Mature”: Older than your father
“Open-minded”: Wants to have threesomes with your friends
“Physically fit”: Does a lot of beer can curls (has a big gut and big arms)
“Poet”: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall
“Sensitive”: Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick
“Very sensitive”: Gay, just wants to procreate
“Spiritual”: Got laid in a cemetery once
“Stable”: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
“Thoughtful”: Says “Excuse me” when he farts
Please add your own!Internet Dating Terms Men Use and What they Really Mean:
40-ish”: Over 50 and looking for a 25 year-old (so true!)
“Athletic”: Watches a lot of sports on TV
“Average looking”: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
“Educated”: Will patronize you all the time
“Free Spirit”: Will bang anything that moves
“Friendship first”: As long as friendship involves sex
“Good looking”: Arrogant
“Very good looking”: Dumb as a board (ugly)
“Honest”: Pathological Liar (this is so true...if the first word out of his mouth is "I'm straight up, I'm honest, I have nothing to hide", let that be your introduction to his first lie..)
“Huggable”: Overweight and hairy like a bear
“Likes to cuddle”: Insecure mama’s boy
“Mature”: Older than your father
“Open-minded”: Wants to have threesomes with your friends
“Physically fit”: Does a lot of beer can curls (has a big gut and big arms)
“Poet”: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall
“Sensitive”: Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick
“Very sensitive”: Gay, just wants to procreate
“Spiritual”: Got laid in a cemetery once
“Stable”: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
“Thoughtful”: Says “Excuse me” when he farts
