Seriously though, OP you should consider where you are posting concerning such a thing because women on this forum (maybe not always women in real life, but I can say these women here) use weave and reap amazing benefits. I even grew my hair from could barely fit into a ponytail to full shoulder length with a weave, and then once it hit there, I stopped wearing weave, and it stayed there for months until I found LHCF.
If you are just being funny, okay cool, but think about how the women who wear weaves must feel reading that. Like you are looking down on them saying they are tacky etc. What's your favorite hairstyle that gives you good results? Just replace the word 'weave' with whatever that style is that you like into your post and try to be empathetic. It's not nice and we really don't need that kind of attitude around here. It's not progressive, and we are all here trying to move forward to goals of healthy/long hair.
I can say, you probably weren't intending to be mean, but just...think before you post, and when people call you out on it,
don't be wrong and strong. There is no need to be snappy and hold on to your pride when you hurt some one else, intentionally or unintentionally. Just own up and keep it moving.