LovinLocks
Well-Known Member
Retrieved my HV package todaaaay. Sisters, I gotta tell ya, it's got to be told . . . .
Was riding in girlfriend's cah; she on cellie; me opening package! I started with the Whipped Green Tea Herbal Butter; checked out the packaging and label (yaw'll know I'm a soapmaker, so always checking out packaging), opened the top of the jar, mmm, mmmm, mmmm, put some on my hand, smeared it into the front of my hair and legs, then passed jar on to the girlfriend.
THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED!!
I heard the moan and I think the woman had a 'gasm!!!
Wooo weee.
By then, I'm on to the Cocasta Shikakai Oil (she still on phone), woooooo weeeee, I pumped, and pumped, quickly rubbed hands together, straight to the nose, mmmmmm, then rubbed it on my hair and legs; passed bottle on to the girlfriend, woooo weeee, louder groans
By then, I'm on to the bottle of Whipped Cream ~ Ends Hydration (didn't even remember ordering that, but what the hey, I'm all engrossed in the experience now). Yup, you got it by now, pumped and pumped into my hands, rubbed them together in sheer excitement, to the nose, into the haiya; bottle on to the Yoda girlfriend. I don't know how she could manage to continue to speak on cellie AND drive while experiencing this.
Make no mistake, can ya say, "Deep condition tonight"? Yup, da husband is gone away in nursing facility for a bit mo . . . it'z on at the LL house tonight.
Whoa yeah, it's gonna be ME, my HAIYA; oh and Kai, my new Coton de Tulear puppy monster.
Mmm huh, it'z onn.
THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED!!
I heard the moan and I think the woman had a 'gasm!!!
Wooo weee.
By then, I'm on to the Cocasta Shikakai Oil (she still on phone), woooooo weeeee, I pumped, and pumped, quickly rubbed hands together, straight to the nose, mmmmmm, then rubbed it on my hair and legs; passed bottle on to the girlfriend, woooo weeee, louder groans
By then, I'm on to the bottle of Whipped Cream ~ Ends Hydration (didn't even remember ordering that, but what the hey, I'm all engrossed in the experience now). Yup, you got it by now, pumped and pumped into my hands, rubbed them together in sheer excitement, to the nose, into the haiya; bottle on to the Yoda girlfriend. I don't know how she could manage to continue to speak on cellie AND drive while experiencing this.
Make no mistake, can ya say, "Deep condition tonight"? Yup, da husband is gone away in nursing facility for a bit mo . . . it'z on at the LL house tonight.
Whoa yeah, it's gonna be ME, my HAIYA; oh and Kai, my new Coton de Tulear puppy monster.
Mmm huh, it'z onn.