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OMG..I Can't Till APL So That People Will Think I'm Mixed!

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I wish I could pass for something...I wonder how long my hair would have to be?

Maybe I could pull off indigenous honduran or something...

Girl what are you talking about. I could arm wrestle you for your beautiful creamy chocolate complexion right now ( yeah, Im hating on you). I see you are from cali too- you better watch your back:lachen:.
 
I wish I could pass for something...I wonder how long my hair would have to be?

Maybe I could pull off indigenous honduran or something...

You can say you're from Brazil. That's real exotic and I'm Whipz your slutty 1/8 Portugeuse and black sister from Argentina. :o
 
Girl what are you talking about. I could arm wrestle you for your beautiful creamy chocolate complexion right now ( yeah, Im hating on you). I see you are from cali too- you better watch your back:lachen:.

Now you know I need long hair to balance out the curse of blackness I have been stricken with...so gimme yours:yep:

You can say you're from Brazil. That's real exotic and I'm Whipz your slutty 1/8 Portugeuse and black sister from Argentina. :o


Oooo good idea. You think I'll get a Brazilian booty too? I could use that...
 
Now you know I need long hair to balance out the curse of blackness I have been stricken with...so gimme yours:yep:




Oooo good idea. You think I'll get a Brazilian booty too? I could use that...

Naw but you can get a Brazilian wax without hollering.....
 
Now you know I need long hair to balance out the curse of blackness I have been stricken with...so gimme yours:yep:




Oooo good idea. You think I'll get a Brazilian booty too? I could use that...

Yeah, we can get that too and then turn some tricks to make it back to the States.:giggle:
 
Now you know I need long hair to balance out the curse of blackness I have been stricken with...so gimme yours:yep:




Oooo good idea. You think I'll get a Brazilian booty too? I could use that...

You're black! What do you need a Brazilian booty for...:lachen::lachen:
 
Now you know I need long hair to balance out the curse of blackness I have been stricken with...so gimme yours:yep:

I will trade you- my hair for your complexion. AND I DON"T TAKE REFUNDS:lachen:
So when it misbehaves on you don't come looking for me.:lachen::lachen:
 
Naw but you can get a Brazilian wax without hollering.....

I'll still holler, just in another language.

Yeah, we can get that too and then turn some tricks to make it back to the States.:giggle:

We can charge people with long hair fetishes more!

You're black! What do you need a Brazilian booty for...:lachen::lachen:

Can't never have too much booty, that's what I always say.

We're going for the Jessica Rabbit look so we can get into videos and get a deal like Superhead.:lol:

And then get us a white man!! White man and long hair you won't be able to tell me NUTHIN!

:ohwell: I don't think someone got the memo when they were passing out booties for black baby girls because I need about 3 or 4 of those booty surgeries to even look like I might own one. All I have is gristle.:lachen:

Thank you. They be skipping folks.

Now you know I need long hair to balance out the curse of blackness I have been stricken with...so gimme yours:yep:

I will trade you- my hair for your complexion. AND I DON"T TAKE REFUNDS:lachen:
So when it misbehaves on you don't come looking for me.:lachen::lachen:

If it misbehaves I'll just shave it off and sell it as weave cuz you know somebody will buy it.
 
I'll still holler, just in another language.



We can charge people with long hair fetishes more!



Can't never have too much booty, that's what I always say.



And then get us a white man!! White man and long hair you won't be able to tell me NUTHIN!



Thank you. They be skipping folks.

If it misbehaves I'll just shave it off and sell it as weave cuz you know somebody will buy it.

:lachen: Too funny. I don't really hang out in the hair forum so this has been an eventful night. I do declare.
 
This is so true especially if you have somewhat exotic features. Boy, I had that Somoan hair in my head with all that texture I got everything other than full fledged black. Black men were the worst.:nono:

lol i'm sure if your hair is long enough, they will make something average about you into something exotic.

I'm sure they'll be like "yea i noticed u had a kind of slant in your eyes, like maybe you were asian or egyptian, right?"
 
I just took my weave out and wearing my hair out. It's looking like a cross between Pam Grier's afro and Golden Brook's weave. :nono:

Because of my length and complexion, people are saying I've never seen an African with such long hair, You must be ........ Dominican, Honduran or Guyanese.

If I say I am black, people will say, I have never seen an afro weave before. As long as they dont pull, yank or run their fingers through my hair, I am ok with whatever they think I am. :yep:
 
lol i'm sure if your hair is long enough, they will make something average about you into something exotic.

I'm sure they'll be like "yea i noticed u had a kind of slant in your eyes, like maybe you were asian or egyptian, right?"

Its like they be hopinggggggggggg and prayinggggggggggggggg. So they go back and tell their friends, "Man looka here, I met this girl from da islands." :lol:
 
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