My Nephew, the Booger!!! *Rant*

[MizaniMami]

So I'm in for a nice day of babysitting my little two year old nephew. He keeps going into my room getting into something, but when I sneak up on him and try to catch him he runs. So, I hear a thump and then followed by a cry. I run into the room thiking he is caught and I see him running from my hair product bin. At this point I bout died.

Then I look on the floor and I see a big blob of white. I am praying that it is a towel. But it wasn't, it was MY TUB OF HUMECTO. THE BOOGER OPENED MY HUMECTO AND IT GLOBBED ALL OVER THE FLOOR. I was mortified. I saw my poor humecto looking so helpless so I decided to resisitate it. I began giving it CPR.

Boooy, yall should of seen me scraping it up like I was some kinda crack head who just spilled her fix.



Just for that he will be my little experiment tonight-the shampoo mixed with conditioner.

*Note to self* Do NOT leave you humecto out for your little nephew to get into. If you see this little booger in your neighborhood RUN.

 

[Legend]

Then I look on the floor and I see a big blob of white. I am praying that it is a towel. But it wasn't, it was MY TUB OF HUMECTO. THE BOOGER OPENED MY HUMECTO AND IT GLOBBED ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!! Make sure your scrub that boy's head real good!

(and let us know the results when you're done! )

 

[MizaniMami]

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!! Make sure your scrub that boy's head real good!

(and let us know the results when you're done! )

Ya'll will be the FIRST to know

 

[dstdiva]

too funny! but with a smile like that, you can't stay angry for long.

 

[Legend]

Thanks! I'll tell you, though, your nephew is too adorable!!!

 

[dstdiva]

too funny! but with a smile like that, you can't stay angry for long.

 

[nomoweavesfome]

he is too cute!!! He reminds me of the little boy from the show with Lisa Ray on it (the little son)-she's the ex-wife - I can't remember the name I really do not watch TV.

 

[brooklyngal73]

That lil booger's too cute! LMAO @ your scraping the poor Humecto off the floor!

Glad that the Humecto and your nephew are OK *whew*

So I'm in for a nice day of babysitting my little two year old nephew. He keeps going into my room getting into something, but when I sneak up on him and try to catch him he runs. So, I hear a thump and then followed by a cry. I run into the room thiking he is caught and I see him running from my hair product bin. At this point I bout died.

Then I look on the floor and I see a big blob of white. I am praying that it is a towel. But it wasn't, it was MY TUB OF HUMECTO. THE BOOGER OPENED MY HUMECTO AND IT GLOBBED ALL OVER THE FLOOR. I was mortified. I saw my poor humecto looking so helpless so I decided to resisitate it. I began giving it CPR.

Boooy, yall should of seen me scraping it up like I was some kinda crack head who just spilled her fix.



Just for that he will be my little experiment tonight-the shampoo mixed with conditioner.

*Note to self* Do NOT leave you humecto out for your little nephew to get into. If you see this little booger in your neighborhood RUN.

 

[MizaniMami]

he is too cute!!! He reminds me of the little boy from the show with Lisa Ray on it (the little son)-she's the ex-wife - I can't remember the name I really do not watch TV.

OMG a few people I know said that.

Thanks yall. I had to get on LHCF and calm down, I was so sad.

Bklyn, girl yeah he fine, nothing ever happens to bad kids.

 

[Ebonygurl00]

He's so adorable!! This story was so funny, thanks for the laugh!

 

[goldensensation]

Did you use a spoon to get it up REEEEEAL good?

He's so handsome! I bet you cant stay mad.

 

[EMJazzy]

He's a cutie! That story was too funny (the crackhead part)

 

[KiniKakes]

That story was hysterical!!! Yeah, i would be mortified to find one of my favorite products just spilled out on the floor, all willy nilly!!! I would snatch that little boy up and swat that fanny!!! But he is just sooo cute!!!! What a darling!!!!! And YES, he does look like the little cutie from "All of Us."

Thanks for making my night, that story was so cute!!!

 

[Sistaslick]

at least you didn't try to clean up the spill with your actual hair for an impromtu pre-poo session. Its called EPR baby . . . emergency product recovery.




Not that I know anything about trying to do that . . .

 

[Denim And Leather]

So I'm in for a nice day of babysitting my little two year old nephew. He keeps going into my room getting into something, but when I sneak up on him and try to catch him he runs. So, I hear a thump and then followed by a cry. I run into the room thiking he is caught and I see him running from my hair product bin. At this point I bout died.

Then I look on the floor and I see a big blob of white. I am praying that it is a towel. But it wasn't, it was MY TUB OF HUMECTO. THE BOOGER OPENED MY HUMECTO AND IT GLOBBED ALL OVER THE FLOOR. I was mortified. I saw my poor humecto looking so helpless so I decided to resisitate it. I began giving it CPR.

Boooy, yall should of seen me scraping it up like I was some kinda crack head who just spilled her fix.



Just for that he will be my little experiment tonight-the shampoo mixed with conditioner.

*Note to self* Do NOT leave you humecto out for your little nephew to get into. If you see this little booger in your neighborhood RUN.

AWWWWW!!!

How can you get mad at such a sweet little face like this!

 

[MzOptimistic]

Don't feel bad my three year old went and put all of my fantasia foam wrap and NTM serum in her hair...I was so mad at her but I decided to put my stuff high up...so she can't get to it...your nephew is adorable though...

 

[MizaniMami]

at least you didn't try to clean up the spill with your actual hair for an impromtu pre-poo session. Its called EPR baby . . . emergency product recovery.




Not that I know anything about trying to do that . . .

LMAO! Girl if it was wash night it woulda been on like hot butta popcon!!!!

Thanks yall. Right after I was typing this, I caught him in my Aveda Brilliant Serum, I had to tap that hand.

 

[MizaniMami]

Don't feel bad my three year old went and put all of my fantasia foam wrap and NTM serum in her hair...I was so mad at her but I decided to put my stuff high up...so she can't get to it...your nephew is adorable though...

I woulda disowned her.

Golden I didn't even have time for a spoon. I just wanted to hurry up and get it before my carpet soaked it up and had a nice conditioning session with it.

 

[firecracker]

too funny! but with a smile like that, you can't stay angry for long.

I totally agree. Now that is a real cutie in that siggy pic.

 

[MizaniMami]

Mizani, What does the term hair grow out and not down mean?

*confroozed* I dunno, I know some people's natural hair grows out (like up to the ceiling) and some grows down (like some hair type 3s).

My hair doesn't grow up, or down, but just out, like a fro.

 

[MzOptimistic]

*confroozed* I dunno, I know some people's natural hair grows out (like up to the ceiling) and some grows down (like some hair type 3s).

My hair doesn't grow up, or down, but just out, like a fro.

Mizani, I meant to post in the "Why does everyone's hair looks so straight" thread. Someone asked a question as to does the lady hair grow out or down? Sorry, I'm thread hoping too fast...I guess. but I did mean to ask you that question though, only not in this thread but the "Why does everyone's hair looks so straight" thread....sorry....

 

[MizaniMami]

Mizani, I meant to post in the "Why does everyone's hair looks so straight" thread. Someone asked a question as to does the lady hair grow out or down? Sorry, I'm thread hoping too fast...I guess. but I did mean to ask you that question though, only not in this thread but the "Why does everyone's hair looks so straight" thread....sorry....

Oooh I figured you meant to post it there. I wrote in there for you too.

 

[shunta]

Lmao!!! Aww, bless his heart!!

 

[caribeandiva]

I WOULD'VE BEEN SO PISSED OFF!! it's already happened what can you do. oh well. lol @ scraping it off the floor like a crackhead!

 

[Mestiza]

I could see all of that happening as I was reading your post. He's a little cutie pie!

 

[metalkitty]

Wow, at least you kept your cool mosttly. My melodramatic self would've screamed then chased him around the house! He's certainly a handsome little devil though.