mischka
shrinkage.
Don't hate me
I have this friend who is an overweight white woman. She isn't bulging three feet in front of her, but she has to shop at Lane Bryant, ok. When we met I'm not sure if she actually may have been a virgin. I do know that she ended up talking to the creeper forty-plus year old black man with four kids who refused to admit whatever it was he was doing with her and kept denying he was dating her. Despite the fact that she and I had a very deliberate conversation about her thinking that she was dating him.
So basically she is always checking for black men when we hang out. I said something once about not wanting to date a man who has kids limiting the amount of eligible black men, and she was all, see I don't care if he has kids. She wants me to take her to a "black" club, where the stipulations were 1. no techno music and 2. black women won't give her day-glo @ss attitude for being there. I offered her a choice of three clubs that were each 1. almost all black, 2. mostly black, or 3. mixed. She picked the mostly black club saying "white guys don't appreciate my body type."
It's so on the nose! it's like, EXACTLY the type of thing we discuss here, for exactly the reasons we presume. And it's also kind of weird because it's like she wants to be places where I'm not really interested in hanging out, and meet guys that I'm not interested in meeting and vice versa which is weird to think about.
So does this make me a traitor? (And for those that need it verbalized, this is a jokey post so you don't have to come in here chastising me with your serious negro shenanigans attitude)
More importantly, does or has anyone else ever had a friend like this?
I have this friend who is an overweight white woman. She isn't bulging three feet in front of her, but she has to shop at Lane Bryant, ok. When we met I'm not sure if she actually may have been a virgin. I do know that she ended up talking to the creeper forty-plus year old black man with four kids who refused to admit whatever it was he was doing with her and kept denying he was dating her. Despite the fact that she and I had a very deliberate conversation about her thinking that she was dating him.
So basically she is always checking for black men when we hang out. I said something once about not wanting to date a man who has kids limiting the amount of eligible black men, and she was all, see I don't care if he has kids. She wants me to take her to a "black" club, where the stipulations were 1. no techno music and 2. black women won't give her day-glo @ss attitude for being there. I offered her a choice of three clubs that were each 1. almost all black, 2. mostly black, or 3. mixed. She picked the mostly black club saying "white guys don't appreciate my body type."
It's so on the nose! it's like, EXACTLY the type of thing we discuss here, for exactly the reasons we presume. And it's also kind of weird because it's like she wants to be places where I'm not really interested in hanging out, and meet guys that I'm not interested in meeting and vice versa which is weird to think about.
So does this make me a traitor? (And for those that need it verbalized, this is a jokey post so you don't have to come in here chastising me with your serious negro shenanigans attitude)
More importantly, does or has anyone else ever had a friend like this?