Chocolatelove2010
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I think this thread should become a sticky. Call me the I keep it real doctor 
In this thread I will teach you ladies how to make men become your toys. I will teach you how to save money, and I will teach you how to get the best of the best!
Ok first of all, if you have morals throw them outta the window. It's a dog eat dog world. Do you want to eat, or do you want to be eaten? Listen to Darwin.. it's survivial of the fittest here. You are probably crying in this section because you've been eaten. Your relationships are failing time after time because you are being eaten. Sheeet... don't you learn anything. Stop thinking your luck will change. With the way things are going, you will die being eaten.
Anyway here's a few rules you should follow.
1) Don't save any guys numbers. Let them always be the ones to call. You just answer.... that's your job. Remember whose chasing who.
If you want to recognize the number just save them as Toy 1, Toy 2, Toy3.
2) Nobody likes emotional people. So under NO circumstances do you call a guy being all emotional, shouting... crying. Girl you sound bi-polar. Who would want to be with a crazy person?
Always remain cool and calm. Have a list of punishments you do when he does something you don't like. Actions speak louder than words, and some of you females just be killing these men with your words. Just shut the f*** up!!!
If you ever want to express your emotions. Express them to your pillow!
3) The problem with lots of girls is they put all their eggs in one basket. If there is no ring... you're a FREE woman. Ofcourse don't be opening your legs like it's the highway. Keep em closed but go on casual dates with as many men as you like. Talk to as many as you like. If you only have ONE man you're talking to... you best believe he's talking to a few. That is why when you guys break up, he takes it better than you. He's got Shona, Louisa and Rachelle all ready to heal his heart. And who do you have? Nobody but some crazy girlfriends of yours telling you 'I knew he wasn't sh!t' when she's dating some lowlife drug dealer. So what do you turn to? Some food... how sad is that? See if you knew the game, you'd be out on a date. Instead you're home alone, eating your emotions away.
4) I know how some of you ladies like to go on about HOW natural you are. Calm the f*** down with that bull sh!t. Even if Beyonce, Rihanna, Cameron Diaz etc went out with no make up they wouldn't be approached as much. All I'm saying is don't listen to the crap that men hate make up. Yes, some people over do it, and look draggish and sh!t but you should look put together. Look like you made an effort damn it. If you're looking natural, but you look homeless.... that's a problem.
5) Think LOGICALLY. From now on live by the first time, the last time, and never again. When a person, man or woman walk all over you. It's because they know they can. I've never understood people who get walked all over, and then say... 'I duno I'm just a nice person.' No, you're just dumb. The whole point of life is to LEARN from your mistakes. There's being nice and then there's being dumb. Learn how to say no, and learn how to cut people off. What's wrong with you? Do you need everybody to like you. Some people are going to hate you... who cares. Look around you, pick up another human being. It's not hard at all.
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Read that again, and again.
I'll be back to teach you guys the real game. I just wanted to first teach you the basics.
I'll be back.
In this thread I will teach you ladies how to make men become your toys. I will teach you how to save money, and I will teach you how to get the best of the best!
Ok first of all, if you have morals throw them outta the window. It's a dog eat dog world. Do you want to eat, or do you want to be eaten? Listen to Darwin.. it's survivial of the fittest here. You are probably crying in this section because you've been eaten. Your relationships are failing time after time because you are being eaten. Sheeet... don't you learn anything. Stop thinking your luck will change. With the way things are going, you will die being eaten.
Anyway here's a few rules you should follow.
1) Don't save any guys numbers. Let them always be the ones to call. You just answer.... that's your job. Remember whose chasing who.
If you want to recognize the number just save them as Toy 1, Toy 2, Toy3.
2) Nobody likes emotional people. So under NO circumstances do you call a guy being all emotional, shouting... crying. Girl you sound bi-polar. Who would want to be with a crazy person?
Always remain cool and calm. Have a list of punishments you do when he does something you don't like. Actions speak louder than words, and some of you females just be killing these men with your words. Just shut the f*** up!!!
If you ever want to express your emotions. Express them to your pillow!
3) The problem with lots of girls is they put all their eggs in one basket. If there is no ring... you're a FREE woman. Ofcourse don't be opening your legs like it's the highway. Keep em closed but go on casual dates with as many men as you like. Talk to as many as you like. If you only have ONE man you're talking to... you best believe he's talking to a few. That is why when you guys break up, he takes it better than you. He's got Shona, Louisa and Rachelle all ready to heal his heart. And who do you have? Nobody but some crazy girlfriends of yours telling you 'I knew he wasn't sh!t' when she's dating some lowlife drug dealer. So what do you turn to? Some food... how sad is that? See if you knew the game, you'd be out on a date. Instead you're home alone, eating your emotions away.
4) I know how some of you ladies like to go on about HOW natural you are. Calm the f*** down with that bull sh!t. Even if Beyonce, Rihanna, Cameron Diaz etc went out with no make up they wouldn't be approached as much. All I'm saying is don't listen to the crap that men hate make up. Yes, some people over do it, and look draggish and sh!t but you should look put together. Look like you made an effort damn it. If you're looking natural, but you look homeless.... that's a problem.
5) Think LOGICALLY. From now on live by the first time, the last time, and never again. When a person, man or woman walk all over you. It's because they know they can. I've never understood people who get walked all over, and then say... 'I duno I'm just a nice person.' No, you're just dumb. The whole point of life is to LEARN from your mistakes. There's being nice and then there's being dumb. Learn how to say no, and learn how to cut people off. What's wrong with you? Do you need everybody to like you. Some people are going to hate you... who cares. Look around you, pick up another human being. It's not hard at all.
.........
Read that again, and again.
I'll be back to teach you guys the real game. I just wanted to first teach you the basics.
I'll be back.
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..... Sounds like excerpts from a book
