Shanon is home, wandering around the house in a painkiller induced state – well, some might say stoned. She appears to be really out of it and sits down to watch television. Nick sees her turn on the televsion and there’s an infomercial for knives. She calls the number to ask ifit really does cut a can. Then we cuto commercial.
Gene is in New York City where he meets with Tony, who tells him that a business deal has fallen through. Gene says he wants to meet with his investment people tosee if he can turn this negative into a positive (meaning the poor state of the economy). While in this meeting Gene decides he wants to talk to the president of the New York Stock Exchange because he wants to get up and inspire the people. He asks someone to get this man on the phone. The CPA types are apalled. You just don’t call the president of the New York Stock Exchange for pity’s sake. Gene says why not, only one of two things can happen. He’ll either take the call or hang up on him.
Cut to California and the Tweed-Simmons household. A bunch of boxes with an invoice from “As Seen on TV” arrive. The imication is that Shannon went crazy ordering things from infomercials the night before. OK, reality check here. When, in your life, did you ever order anything from an infomercial and have it arrive at your house in less than 4 to 6 weeks? Even with “priority shipping” you’re still looking at more than one day. But then again this makes for better drama, even if it isn’t “reality television.”
Gene got the chance to “inspire” at the NYSE by rining the opening bell. He then had some television “interviews” where he told everyone to “Buy American.” Again I question whether or not these interviews took place. I don’t doubt he rang the bell but usually one gives credit to the news media outlet who did the interview when replaying an interview that aired on another station.
Back to California, where Shannon is on a shopping spree yet again. She calls up to order something online and her credit card is declined. So she finds one of Gene’s credit cards to use, but surprise, surprise the company won’t charge this card and ship to her. She’s annoyed so she decides to change her name online. REALITY CHECK PEOPLE. You can’t change your name online. You must fill out specific documents and have them filed in your county courthouse in order to make the name change legal and binding. You can’t do this in the middle of the night and have it become legal. Well, in this fantasy world Shannon decides to change her name to Shannon Tweed-Simmons.
Gene comes home and finds boxes all over the place.
There’s one addressed to Gene that contains wine glasses and a note congratulating him on his marriage. Doc calls and says he can’t believe Gene got married.
So Gene goes out to confront Shannon, who tells him that she changed her name legally to Shannon Tweed-Simmons.
So let me get this straight….Shannon goes online to change her name, and very quickly someone finds out and has the time in a few short hours to get them a gift and ship it to them? On what planet does this happen? I sent friends a gift from Target.com from their registry that took days to ship to them.
Gene goes out and tells all the women he meets that he isn’t married. No one is impressed. Gene is upset that people will think him to be a hypocrite. Shannon doesn’t think anyone will care.
Gene Simmons Family Jewels | Gene Simmons Family Jewels episode 5: Economic Stimulus
TriviaIn the TV Show Gene Simmons Family Jewels she legally changed her name to Shannon Tweed-Simmons.
I got the information above from her Wikipedia (so the authenticity may be in question), so I just find it strange that she legally changed her name and didn't marry him. It takes more paperwork and more time to legally change your name then just getting friggin married. I am sure Gene must not want to marry her. I don't know if it is true or not but in the past it has been mentioned that he is a womanizer. Then I am sure his tongue gets a workout. BTW I can't stand his artifically colored black hair, he looks so stupid.