**If your hair could talk, what would it say?

[Curli08]

Would it be upset with you? Thank you? Be dissapointed in you? What?

My hair would say"Thank you for taking good care of me". "Thank you for loving me, feeding me, nuturing, listening to me, and allowing me to grow". "Yet most of all Thank you for allowing me to be FREE!! No more shakles holding me!"

 

[msa]

My hair would say thank you...

...for not putting crap on me anymore...I love all the natural products you use and if you ever bring any of that synthetic man made ish anywhere near me I will rebel.

...for letting me be me and not trying to change me by applying flaming hot tools to me and trying to give me third degree burns just to fit in.

...for eating healthy and exercising so that I can be as strong as I possibly can and make you look good.

...for caring enough about me when I was sick to look for answers and find LHCF.

 

[SouthernStunner]

My hair would say thank you.........
---For doing this 1yr stretch cause I am tired and need a chance to relax
---For slowly taking sulfates out of me (girl I felt like I was choking)
---For braiding me up and keeping your hands out of me, just let me be
--- For finally finding out what makes me happy cause when I am happy you are happy.

 

[jreagins]

Stop touching me

 

[divinempress]

PLEASE WASH ME ALREADY


i co-washed on monday..been waiting on my silicon mix to DC...
tmrw it is

 

[cutiepiebabygirl]

Do you plan on ever making me look pretty? This bun is tired...

Oh yeah...thanks for the moisture...

 

[La Colocha]

Please cut me, these ends need to go. They are dead weight.

 

[girlcherokee]

please please please - it's either time for a relaxer or cut me and let me be free! but this double dealing is not working!

 

[Encore]

Where da moisture at??

 

[Tinkerbell19]

Thank u 4 stopping that direct heat and letting my natural curls show

 

[Tarae]

This week, my hair is hating me...cursing me out.

I've been super lazy. I need to do some major detangling.

 

[ceebee3]

"Give me a chance to let me show you how much I love you and how much I want to grow with you."

 

[Junebug D]

"I'm thirsty."

 

[SimpleKomplexity]

I know you like being all Komplex and ish...but umm....you need to decide whether I'ma be relaxed or ah natural. When you find out be SURE to let me know k? I need my crack fix ASAP!

Oh yeah...that protein treatment you gave me the otha day was the ISH!!

 

[AngelDoll]

I love you!!!

 

[grnidmonster]

She said do not ever use Suave Humectant conditioner again or I am leaving. I know you want to use mt/oct but, you will use BT. Either together with mt/oct or solo but you will use it and if you do not, no one will be happy.

She has never talked to me like this before but, I can tell she ain't playin'. She said for me to stop the foolishness.erplexed

 

[jahzyira]

**Step away from the scissors.... Your hurting me!!!!!!!!**

 

[adi687]

It's about time you took better care of me

 

[melodies815]

"Can you please do me at a normal time of day instead of at 3am? I get sleepy too..."

 

[Nayeli]

It would say:

Woman, whyyyy did it take you so long to give me a garlic treatment? I'll stop shedding and breaking now. Sorry for acting a fool for the last three weeks and making you panic like that.

 

[MA2010]

My hair would say "Can I go natural?"


My answer to my hair would be NO! Texlax is at close as you are going to get!!!

 

[gn1g]

Cut me . . .

 

[longhairlover]

I think my hair would curse me the f out! It would say y are you always blow drying me, y must you wear me out every freaking day? and y do you keep jacking me up some kind of way to then cause me to fight to come back to full strength! lmao!!!

And my reply to her(my hair) would be I always get you back in shape so shut up! lol!!!!

 

[awhyley]

Where da moisture at??

Get outta my head.

 

[Lynnerie]

My hair would say... Thanks for letting me be natural. Look how pretty I make you look! LOL

 

[Lady Esquire]

My hair would say, "I'mma keep growing, just to touch your booty."

 

[luvn_life]

My hair would say... Wash ME, DC ME, and Rollerset ME...

 

[Naphy]

I'm craving for a relaxer !!! And more attention T__T

 

[Eclass215]

My hair would sing: "Why you treat me so bad....I don't know why baby.....why you treat me so bad....why you do me the way you do??"

Why do you make promises you don't keep? You say you will, and then you don't. You try new things and it makes me unhappy. Can you stay consistent and follow through. Do me right and I'll make you happy.

 

[Whimsy]

Thanks for not perming me anymore, but could you try to trim me more often, and I love those DCs so gimme more of those please!