If your hair could talk...

[silenttullip]

I saw it on a site... A woman asked many women so now I ask you all and my self.

If your hair could talk what would it say?

Mine would say...

I need some love. You like me then you don’t​

I need some love. You keep me so matted.​

I want moisture, shine, and calm soothing baths​

Some oils some bounce don’t think of perms so fast​

I’m corkscrewed that’s me and so very coily​

Please get scarves and cases to protect me​

Grab some straightening products if you must elongate me​

A nice spray bottle when I’m hot and sweaty​

The vinegar and water was really nice​

But do more much more and prepare me at night​

Oil me softly before the day​

That you awake​

3 Times a week should be fine​

Figure out a style that treats my scalp kind​

Don’t scratch me or rip me​

Give me sections and detangles​

Use silk little scrunchies and have me at one angle​

Tuesday morning, Thursday too and Saturday to boot​

I’d like that very much, if that’s cool with you J​

One or two deep treatments and some sort of nice gel​

Will keep me satisfied and feeling quite swell​

Don’t forget my condition don’t massage too much​

Don’t take all my oils away but please erase these clumps​

I’ll grow if you allow me​

I need TLC​

Treatments, lotions, and conditioners would be the best for me​

Then I’ll be more beautiful natural, full, and healthy​

 

[sparkle25]

My hair would say "Youre a complete idiot for not knowing how to take care of me for all these years, & hiding me with braids, wigs and quick weaves all this time instead of learning about me and what i like. And youre lucky if i forgive you"

 

[silenttullip]

lol i feel u on that

 

[ladylibra]

My hair would sing actually:

"Thank you, for lettin me, be myself... again!"

And then the strands would look at each other and start singing, "Let's get it on..."