OMG..I Can't Till APL So That People Will Think I'm Mixed!

[Nice & Wavy]

Sarcasm goes over most people's heads.

You just now reading this thread? I wrote that the other nite

 

[Bint Yusef]

You know you mixed....don't even try it....

That's beside the point Im trying to make here..

 

[JerriBlank]

Thank you for this thread. I honestly dont believe this phenomena happens as much as folks claim it does.

IT-fricking-A

I didn't wanna post.I've just been sitting back and enjoying the funnies,but people be on here faking the funk

This thread is on point!

Also,i'm not lying when i say that I'm not experienced in looking at people and telling if they're bi-racial.Where are people meeting these mixed-offspring experts?

EDIT:I'm also adding this to my funniest thread ever list
Y'all tickle me!!

 

[kweenameena]

ya'll are too silly.

 

[Nola Darling]

Yeah, too heavy But I get where you're coming from.

OP can't wait until she's APL so people can think she's mixed
and I can't wait until I'm APL so I can tell people I'm BLACK!!!
Just BLACK nothing else... so that one day it's no longer a myth
that Black women can grow long hair...

maybe that's TOO HEAVY for this thread...
but that's what I was saying...

 

[vainღ♥♡jane]

jasmine was here

 

[MissMeWithThatIsh]

Y'all got black issues...

 

[MissRissa]

You can't steal my spanish look! wutchutalkin' bou't............ I guess I have to paint a mole in the middle of my forehead and just be Indian.

LOL my cousin did that everyday for like 6 months. Black men were loving it. It was so hilarious.

 

[Sindeee]

Awe man...I need to get to sleep...I'm over here postin stupid threads. Peace yall.

Ok so it's safe for me to say that there is something really off about this thread?

 

[EMJazzy]

 

[lovinmylocs]

I don't think someone got the memo when they were passing out booties for black baby girls because I need about 3 or 4 of those booty surgeries to even look like I might own one. All I have is gristle.

LOL then we but be sistas seperated at birth cause I don't have no booty either.

 

[BostonMaria]

Being Brazilian does have it's advantages though...I would finally be able to understand what people in Somerville were saying...and I would have a reason to go to soccer games...

Ahahaha!!! I live near Sommerville. They have such cute illegal immigrants! Maybe you can start with Cape Verdean then work your way up to Brazilian as your hair grows. Reach for the sky, classic length=Portuguese!

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

I am often mistaken for Tibetan or Aboriginal. Aboriginies got that GOOD GRADE.

 

[EMJazzy]

I hope I don't have nightmares tonight.

I'm sorry your siggy is scarier than pubic hair sporting lent balls! This will downright give me nightmares. You have truely captured the likeness of this poor pathetic creature.

 

[DaPPeR]

I looked at the title and thought u were dead arse...good one

 

[SoAnxious12]

ooooh can i be mixed too?

ooh i wanna be
indian,cambodian,italian,brazilian, east indian, guyanese, scottish, polynesian, hawaiian, tai, korean, and ummmmm arab...
OH
and a quarter blk... booty gotta come from some place!

and i got chinky eyes too!!!

i got it in da bag!


lol yall sum fools!

 

[cocoaluv]

LOL then we but be sistas seperated at birth cause I don't have no booty either.

Well I'm another long lost sister because ALL I have are boobs. I have nada in the back and I always look like I'm about to tip forward

 

[Nice & Wavy]

That's beside the point Im trying to make here..

I know what you were saying, Bint...., just playin wit ya...

 

[lilsparkle825]

DEATH.

uhm...i went to brazil last year...so that's what imma claim. too bad none of those portuguese lessons stuck.

 

[Mrs.Green]

I have always gotten the, "Are you mixed?" question. I still do. Daily. I have what many have termed "exotic - European" features (?) , but then when I think about it, I think most African-descent women do...my family is of Creole descent via Louisiana and many times I am asked if I'm Dominican, Indian, Ethiopian, Half-Asian, Half-Jewish, some-thing other than 100% Pure African. When I respond that I'm not mixed, many questioners go digging around in my ethnic background until they pull up some ethnicity that they feel justifies their question...a sad comment on our culture...when will it end?

I agree!!

As a black african, I must admit a lot of people do have these so called "exotic features". My mom, and brothers all have slanty eyes, and no one ever thought they were mixed. Contrary to popular belief, you really cant always guess just by looking

My point~

When did Black stop being exotic? Have we lost our appeal? Are we overexposed like Britney Spear's hooha? What has happened?

It didn't stop being exotic. But I'm just speaking that people stereotype that to be exotic means to be mixed with something. When being just black is exotic in itself~

 

[SparklingFlame]

Well I'm APL and I'm white. I was just fooling ya'll. I go to the tanning bed 3x a week faithfully. I'm a wigger.

 

[Nya33]

Gosh well I hope I DO reach APL!!
People won't ask if i'm mixed they will just come up and try to pull that hair off my head!!

 

[SmilingElephant]

Where i work....the spanish customers think i can speak spanish because they think i'm dominican....nope!!! Just Cheerokee!! And Black of course.

 

[BostonMaria]

Well I'm APL and I'm white. I was just fooling ya'll. I go to the tanning bed 3x a week faithfully. I'm a wigger.

LMAO! The new balance sneakers and the obsession with organic food was a dead giveaway!

 

[sexyeyes3616]

I have silky, long pubic hair because I am 1/1000 Blacktoe Indian.

 

[Cassandra1975]

Well I'm APL and I'm white. I was just fooling ya'll. I go to the tanning bed 3x a week faithfully. I'm a wigger.

You are in time out!!!!!

 

[brandy]

Ha Ha haaaa!!!. So funny!!

 

[brandy]

 

[brandy]

I have silky, long pubic hair because I am 1/1000 Blacktoe Indian.

Yeah! I have straight silky eyebrows and long lashes because I am 1/500 white

 

[jerjer29]

Which is retarded since ALOT of people of African heritage have these attributes...but somehow slanted eyes translate to Asian Whatever...I have slanted eyes and I sure as hell don't look Asian. I have EYE LIDS. Thank Jebus!!!

Oh yeah....Wow this thread blew up! LOL!!!

this post is SO OLD lol but i was lookin at the comments. black and asian people have A LOT of the same features, unabridged noses, almond eyes, look at people like Amerie who are asian and black, you can't even tell really that she's mixed because so many asian features black people can have too. The same goes with anyone i've known who's black and asian, it's hard to tear apart what those black or asian features are sometimes, and which side you got them from because both sides have similar features.