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Whactural! Burntlaxed! Y'all are doing it in here! :pepper:


long2short2_? said:
Cedric the entertainer is about to be out of a job with this one! Chile you are crazy with that :lachen:
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But you know I speak the truth, right? And if you line it up just right, you can get bonelaxed at the salon, bonedlaxed later on that night, sweat it out and be jackedlaxed by the following morning.


AtlantaJJ said:
:ot: I love your hair!! You make me glad I am nuttinlaxed, I know what to expect from month to month (growth) and don't have to worry about nobody jackin my head up with them chemicoles. :grin:
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:blush: Thank you! I can't lie, them chemicoles straight burned holes in my head!:burning: Even with my detangling woes (they're getting better, though! :grin: ), it's better than oozing scalp juices.
 
use to be: use to be:

but since I started "TEXLAXING" my hair has improved:

still got those Jacklaxed ends though :perplexed
 
Irresistible said:
or just raise your hand if you know anybody that is

:lol:

ok well this might not go nowhere cause aint nobody jackedlaxed around LHCF

But we got jackedlaxed and bonelaxed out of that other thread!

we gonna be using both in the future! :lachen:

Who is gonna change their siggys?
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Do I KNOW anybody??????
It doesn't matter if I know anybody, I SEE it all the time coming in and out of my shop where I cut!!:lachen::lachen:
and all up and throughout Wal-mart across the way too.


As for moi?.......Sorry, I'm MUCH too good to have EVER been Jacklaxed; I was ALWAYS, Bonelaxed, tankyoo veddy much! :):lachen:
*Ahem*, I meant Burntlaxed, not Bonelaxed,
my bad, just trying to keep up with the termininolohogy :) :) :) :) :)
 
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mwedzi said:
it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxed :look: but, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.
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This is killing me.:lachen::lachen:I am newly texlaxed well a little closer to bonelaxed trying not to become jackedlaxed. Off to sleep.
 
Sui Topi said:
LOL Thats for those chicks who wanna talk bout you don't know the struggle, and therefore you're not natural because you put conditioner and other moisturizing things in your hair which in turn make it look softer. Not all linty and tough like theirs.... also, they probably BCed years ago but still have a twa..... without the clippers.

lol and for those chicks like sui topi who try to straighten their hair with a flat iron, and by the time they get done it just looks like they blow dried it. The only way you can tell it was flat ironed is because it feels silky :ohwell:.... Yes, I rocked my wacktural fro to my garden to get some green onions:grin:
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I tried not to laugh at this...but, it was just too funny!
 
...but isn't bonelaxed the same as overprocesslaxed which is a version of relaxed??? Oh, this is sooo confusing :grin: I have seen many a natualwacked head too.
 
cecilie said:
Hello ...If someone can explain me what means jacked I didn' t find it in my dictionary ...:ohwell: .
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Sure... JACKED has many slang meanings but this is how it is being used here.

Something that is really bad or messed up.
His teeth were so jacked.
Traffic was jacked.
That was really jacked up the way he spoke to you

My Stylist Jacked up my hair is the same as saying my stylist messed up my hair.

And yes, I've been jacklaxed for a while. It's part of the reason why I started transitioning.
It resulted from the relaxer not being pulled doown far enough to cover the new growth. leaving unrelaxed kink in the middle of the strand.
 
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Jacklaxed reminds me of Goldilaxed as in Goldilocks...get it?:look:

By the way I'm not Jacklaxed now but I was when I started this journey. Shoot, I ain't shame!
 
seximami said:
what about overprosslaxed:look:
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Awwwwww, $#!t, we have new word ya'll!!:lachen:

maibaby said:
...but isn't bonelaxed the same as overprocesslaxed which is a version of relaxed??? Oh, this is sooo confusing :grin: I have seen many a natualwacked head too.
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Bonelaxed and overprosslaxed possibly could be used interchangeably; however the lady describing her own hair will be more likely to refer to her tresses as bonelaxed rather than overprosslaxed.

and you mean whackturals right?:lachen:

SuiTopi is right; I've seen many, many whackturals stuck in TWA to MAA (mediums-@ss afro) status for lifetimes......not necessarily by choice either.

Damn, it's too early to be starting this $#!t!:lachen:
 
"I saw this battle-ax that was jackedlaxed , I know she was really wishing she was texlaxed though , but girl you know she musta bonelaxed her ish until it was it was totally wacklaxed, yeah girl and she was walkin down the street with this wacktural too , yeah gurl her hair was straight up jackedtural, she musta looked like she burntlaxed her ish untill it was holla'in on her head. yeah girl I tell you, I would have gave them the url to lhcf but them bonelaxed ladies be condition'in their ish with relaxer every day,its crazy! yeah girl and they be talkin about gettin bonedlaxed too, its crazy up in there, and them jacklaxed ladies be tryin' to transiton to texlaxed which is really different from relaxed right? But some people get it all mixed up and just end up jacklaxed! and them wackturals be trippin off them texlaxed ladies sayin they are all really just relaxed and shyt! its crazy up in lhcf! so i just kept it to myself!" :look:
 
Irresistible said:
"I saw this battle-ax that was jackedlaxed , I know she was really wishing she was texlaxed though , but girl you know she musta bonelaxed her ish until it was it was totally wacklaxed, yeah girl and she was walkin down the street with this wacktural too , yeah gurl her hair was straight up jackedtural, she musta looked like she burntlaxed her ish untill it was holla'in on her head. yeah girl I tell you, I would have gave them the url to lhcf but them bonelaxed ladies be condition'in their ish with relaxer every day,its crazy! yeah girl and they be talkin about gettin bonedlaxed too, its crazy up in there, and them jacklaxed ladies be tryin' to transiton to texlaxed which is really different from relaxed right? But some people get it all mixed up and just end up jacklaxed! and them wackturals be trippin off them texlaxed ladies sayin they are all really just relaxed and shyt! its crazy up in lhcf! so i just kept it to myself!" :look:
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Nuh-uh!!:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
Irresistible said:
"I saw this battle-ax that was jackedlaxed , I know she was really wishing she was texlaxed though , but girl you know she musta bonelaxed her ish until it was it was totally wacklaxed, yeah girl and she was walkin down the street with this wacktural too , yeah gurl her hair was straight up jackedtural, she musta looked like she burntlaxed her ish untill it was holla'in on her head. yeah girl I tell you, I would have gave them the url to lhcf but them bonelaxed ladies be condition'in their ish with relaxer every day,its crazy! yeah girl and they be talkin about gettin bonedlaxed too, its crazy up in there, and them jacklaxed ladies be tryin' to transiton to texlaxed which is really different from relaxed right? But some people get it all mixed up and just end up jacklaxed! and them wackturals be trippin off them texlaxed ladies sayin they are all really just relaxed and shyt! its crazy up in lhcf! so i just kept it to myself!" :look:
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Awww, $#*&! Look at the new "Ms. Rap Supreme"! Hmmm, has a nice ring to it :yep:. With the right beat and a good video, you may have a "hit". Call me if you need a dancer!:grin:
 
LOL :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen: I was jackedlaxed in college and didn't even know it. I was looking back at some of my old pictures and I am trying to remember why I thoughy my hair was cute.
 
This thread is hilarious!!

Well I'm transitoning from bone-laxed so am I half-laxed or naturlaxed??? :spinning:
 
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