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(not sure if thats something to be proud of)

@ the title. Care to elaborate on the meaning of Jackedlaxed?

but, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.I'm jacklaxed, I gotta do a corrective tommorrow and I am dreading the process. I tried this whole texlaxing thing and it is getting on my last nerve. Bonelaxed here I come.
ETA: Those terms are the best comedy I've read on here in a while!









yall just dont stop!!Sheeeeeeeeeeit! I used to get jacklaxed all of the time when I would remove braids and relax immediately.The result was a horrible bootleg texlax
. I'm suprised that I still managed to have hair after that.
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it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxedbut, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.

I think I held the same status when I was relaxed; my hair would stand up and laugh at that box perm (relaxer, whatever)! Even Affirm, the "good stuff", couldn't handle this cloth-towel-textured hair and eventually stopped working.lol this chick said wacklaxed

recovering jackedlaxer!
lol
I was always jackedlaxed! or whacklaxed!
oohh another one!![]()

Too funny! Isn't a whacklax the kind that the stylist gives, messes it up, then says she "trimming the dead ends"?i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.

Too funny! Isn't a whacklax the kind that the stylist gives, messes it up, then says she "trimming the dead ends"?

it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxedbut, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.

Jackedlaxed! jacked up relaxer
JACKEDLAXER!![]()
.Relaxed, Textalaxed, Bonelaxed, jackedlaxed, whacklaxed, Natural, Napptural, jackedtural, whacktural,
and one more for heat syled hair and we are good to go!![/quote]
How about "Friedlaxed"?
it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxedbut, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.
I love your hair!! You make me glad I am nuttinlaxed, I know what to expect from month to month (growth) and don't have to worry about nobody jackin my head up with them chemicoles. 
we need some more for natural hair!
*thinking*
jackedtural and whacktural?
.... Yes, I rocked my wacktural fro to my garden to get some green onions
Relaxed, Textalaxed, Bonelaxed, jackedlaxed, whacklaxed, Natural, Napptural, jackedtural, whacktural,
and one more for heat syled hair and we are good to go!![/quote]
How about "Friedlaxed"?
yeah Friedlaxed or Burntlaxed or crispedlaxed!
now we got em all![]()
LOL Thats for those chicks who wanna talk bout you don't know the struggle, and therefore you're not natural because you put conditioner and other moisturizing things in your hair which in turn make it look softer. Not all linty and tough like theirs.... also, they probably BCed years ago but still have a twa..... without the clippers.
lol and for those chicks like sui topi who try to straighten their hair with a flat iron, and by the time they get done it just looks like they blow dried it. The only way you can tell it was flat ironed is because it feels silky.... Yes, I rocked my wacktural fro to my garden to get some green onions
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yeah Friedlaxed or Burntlaxed or crispedlaxed!
now we got em all![]()
Hmm, I like burntlaxed.
Thanks for this topic! I needed a good laugh tonight!
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