you know you've gone too far for hair care when...

[caribeandiva]

-when you can't drive or walk past a bss without going in. if you're busy you come back later.

-you inspect everyone's hair products closely when you go to their house.

-you thought about giving your hairy dog a deep conditioner to stop his shedding (no i don't even have a dog).

-you see someone with gorgeous long hair and think to yourself: "Next year i'll have longer hair than you!" and make that a personal challenge.

i can't think of more right now so ladies please add more to the list...

 

[glamazon386]

-when you can't drive or walk past a bss without going in. if you're busy you come back later.

-you inspect everyone's hair products closely when you go to their house.

-you thought about giving your hairy dog a deep conditioner to stop his shedding (no i don't even have a dog).

-you see someone with gorgeous long hair and think to yourself: "Next year i'll have longer hair than you!" and make that a personal challenge.

i can't think of more right now so ladies please add more to the list...

I seriously thought about doing that to my dog. But I couldn't figure out how I was going to get his little behind to sit still long enough for the conditioner to soak in.

 

[caribeandiva]

Put him in a little doggie space-suit. that way he can run around while his hair is getting conditioned.

 

[whitneysimone]

-you see someone with gorgeous long hair and think to yourself: "Next year i'll have longer hair than you!" and make that a personal challenge.

guilty!

but this is only because there are soo many females on my campus that are cocky about their hair length (which by LHCF standards wouldn't even be considered long hair) and i just would looove to shut up them up.. i know immature, but oh welll

-when you have ever prayed for hair growth
- your electric bill is overdue, there is no gas in the tank and you can't remember the last time you bought groceries, but you MADE SURE to pick up your staples at the bss.
-you log on to lhcf on the hour every hour
-you use acronyms such as BSL, BSS, BT in your everday vocab to non-lhcf-er's without second thought

 

[coconow2007]

When... your family and friends come to your house and stock up on your products as if you were a bss, lol

 

[LocksOfLuV]

-when you need to ease your mind you walk to the BSS.

-you got 30 dollars in gift certificates to meijer and you are contemplating how their product isle look.

-your SO is even involved in the hair care

-when you have a few products sitting right next to you at your ocmputer desk, so you can constantly look at them and think if it is the right product you want to use yet.

 

[klb120475]

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-when you have a few products sitting right next to you at your ocmputer desk, so you can constantly look at them and think if it is the right product you want to use yet.

 

[lana]

When you look at other people's hair and say, "Dang, she needs a moisturizing conditioner and a shampoo quick." and then actually think about suggesting it to them.

When you see a girl at work with waist length hair and she just got streaks and you think "her hair won't be so happy in a month when that color sets in."
(dry, brittle and breaking) and then you check up on her hair in a month and feel vindicated to see that you were right.

When you tell your SO that you want your hair Bra strap length in six months and you know just the product to use.

When you find yourself talking about hair goals to your friends and they are looking at you like "?".

When you walk past other women and say in your mind: Natural, Texlaxed, Transitioner or Relaxed. Like Eenie, Meenie, Moe

When you find yourself drinking protein shakes everyday for the increased hair growth.

When you go to the BSS and say: You don't carry Keracare? I'm out of here.

When you have a health condition that you need to take vitamins for...but your real reason for taking the vitamins is your hair instead of the condition (guilty).

When you work out for hair growth, not for muscle tone or to lose weight. (laughs - I'm guilty)

Okay who am I kidding...I'm guilty off all of these, they are all about me!

 

[lana]

When you look at other people's hair and say, "Dang, she needs a moisturizing conditioner and a shampoo quick." and then actually think about suggesting it to them.

When you see a girl at work with waist length hair and she just got streaks and you think "her hair won't be so happy in a month when that color sets in."
(dry, brittle and breaking) and then you check up on her hair in a month and feel vindicated to see that you were right.

When you tell your SO that you want your hair Bra strap length in six months and you know just the product to use.

When you find yourself talking about hair goals to your friends and they are looking at you like "?".

When you walk past other women and say in your mind: Natural, Texlaxed, Transitioner or Relaxed. Like Eenie, Meenie, Moe

When you find yourself drinking protein shakes everyday for the increased hair growth.

When you go to the BSS and say: You don't carry Keracare? I'm out of here.

When you have a health condition that you need to take vitamins for...but your real reason for taking the vitamins is your hair instead of the condition (guilty).

When you work out for hair growth, not for muscle tone or to lose weight. (laughs - I'm guilty)

Okay who am I kidding...I'm guilty off all of these, they are all about me!

I forgot to add: When you ask "leading" questions so that others will be "lead" to ask you about your hair. For instance, Girl this new conditioner I'm using is the bomb, it has my hair soo soft. Can you believe I didn't know about this last month?

No girl, where did you hear about it?

Well....I could tell you but then I would have to....(you get my drift)

 

[kandi1280]

When you can walk into the the bss or indian store and they greet you by name and ask "your usual?", and bust out your pre-oredered items from behind the counter.

 

[bLackButtaFly]

When... your family and friends come to your house and stock up on your products as if you were a bss, lol

Exactly what I was thinking. My friends come in like, you got any new products?

 

[Ms. Cleo]

When you go to the BSS, see a new product, and run a mental check on whether or not someone raved about it!

-or-

When going to the BSS you search the forums for product recommendations right before you walk out the door!

Did I just admit I am a PJ?

 

[klb120475]

When you go to the BSS and mad at yourself because you can't remember the name of the new product that just gotta rave review from LHCF....and you're thinking to yourself...if only I had the phone number to one of Nikko's cousins, they can go online and look it up for me real quick....

 

[prospurr4]

...instead of "paying attention" in church, you count the broken hairs on the back of the woman whose sitting in front of you. You think to yourself, "Wow, she needs to do a serious DC and protect those ends better."

 

[sareca]

You start making your own using only your hair's favorites ingredients. *shakes head*

 

[Cien]

...instead of "paying attention" in church, you count the broken hairs on the back of the woman whose sitting in front of you. You think to yourself, "Wow, she needs to do a serious DC and protect those ends better."

ROFL!!

oh Lord forgive me!! but I've done that tooo many times!!



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these are tooo funny! I'm guilty of most of what yawl have posted!! I need help.....bad!! I'm in too deep.....

 

[tapioca_pudding]

-You keep a list in your purse of hair products to pick up that youve thoroughly researched on LHCF. (Its updated often.)

-You print out a definition list of ingredients then take a big black magic marker to label your products: 'PROTIEN' 'MOISTURE' 'DEEP CONDITIONER' 'LIGHT PROTIEN' 'FOR CO-WASHES'

-You try to find your split ends while using the toilet.

-You contemplate sitting your mother down for a 'serious' talk about the way shes caring for her natural hair.

-You put in an application at the Aveda store for a part time job, just to get the discount.

-If you come home late, you dont take ya clothes off, ya makeup, ya earrings, ya SHOES...... but dangit you WILL TIE UP YA HAIR!!!

 

[eyunka]

I second this one

When you can walk into the the bss or indian store and they greet you by name and ask "your usual?", and bust out your pre-oredered items from behind the counter.

 

[CurliDiva]

--when I had to buy a 4-shelf unit to hold all of my hair products and now even that is full and running out of space!

--when the slaespeople at the horse supply store thinks of me as a "regular" and knows I know exactly where my MTG is stored.

--when I can evalute anyone hair in seconds and (in my mind) recommend products and care that would improve it!

 

[Energist]

-When you start examining favorite products and try to make your own replica

-When you get hot and heavy with your SO and reach for the silk/satin scarf from off of your nightstand to wrap your head up without killing the mood .... and did I just admit to that?

 

[lovenharmony]

-when you have ever prayed for hair growth
- your electric bill is overdue, there is no gas in the tank and you can't remember the last time you bought groceries, but you MADE SURE to pick up your staples at the bss.
-you log on to lhcf on the hour every hour

Wow! I'm already starting to do these things

 

[AllAboutTheHair]

My pooch smells really good after a conditioner wash and her "hair" is softer too

 

[Windsy]

- You tape a copy of your regiment in every room in the house so you don't forget.
- When you start looking at everyone's hair and wondering if they are "nikos cousin"
- When you write down what times you need to log on to LHCF in your planner so you dont' miss anything.
- When you eat your lunch at your desk so you can be on LHCF
- When you start putting "Monistat" in your hair

 

[JuicesN'Berries]

1. When all you do is daydream about how long your hair is eventually gonna be.

2. You count the months from now until Christmas and say in your head....6 months times 1/2 = 3 inches........minus a 1/2 inch for a trim!

3. You measure the 2 1/2 inches that you will be recieving for Christmas with a ruler from your current length.

4. You always try to get someone to talk about hair with you but they are never as interested as you.

5. When someone ask you for advice on a "No No" product you say "No girl, that has mineral oil, propylene glycol, and cones.... are you crazy!!"

6. You neglected to pick up groceries, you forgot to call your mom back but you been on LHCF for the last 5 hours.

7. You read the labels on your products over and over again as if you don't already know the ingredients (They are especially fun to read while taking a #2....I know TMI)

8. When you are broke you go to the BSS to window shop, read labels, and put together a list of what you will be getting when you get paid.

 

[caribeandiva]

...
5. When someone ask you for advice on a "No No" product you say "No girl, that has mineral oil, propylene glycol, and cones.... are you crazy!!"

i've actually done that!

 

[MSLONG]

...instead of "paying attention" in church, you count the broken hairs on the back of the woman whose sitting in front of you. You think to yourself, "Wow, she needs to do a serious DC and protect those ends better."

DEAD!!!

 

[B_Phlyy]

-When you are known by name in 4 different Sally's

-When you know more about the bss products and layouts than the sales people

-When family members refuse to do their own hair because now it's your "job"

-When you "accidently" wander into the haircare aisle and give recommendations, to everybody

 

[macherieamour]

-when you need to ease your mind you walk to the BSS.
.

HAHAH, I do that all the time.

When you often find yourself sitting on the floor at the BSS, surrounded by products....talking to yourself

 

[preciousjewel76]

-If you come home late, you dont take ya clothes off, ya makeup, ya earrings, ya SHOES...... but dangit you WILL TIE UP YA HAIR!!!

That's me! I even left a silk scarf at my SO's house for unexpected overnight visits! I'm thinking about asking him to buy some satin pillowcases, too.

 

[jtsupanova]

-When you start examining favorite products and try to make your own replica

-When you get hot and heavy with your SO and reach for the silk/satin scarf from off of your nightstand to wrap your head up without killing the mood .... and did I just admit to that?

I am sooo guilty of this! I have satin pillow cases too my SO dosen't like them but when ever he's in the mood he brings them out.