OMG..I Can't Till APL So That People Will Think I'm Mixed!

[curlicarib]

OMG!! How did I not see this thread sooner!! This is hilarious!!

 

[Beekay305]

WTF? This is sad.

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

I did it for the LOLZ ahahaha
I was bored last night

you're crazy woman!!! look what you have re-started

what happened to get this thread started? somebody had to have started a crazy thread (and was serious about it). i need to know how this not so inside joke got started.

 

[jasminestar]

This thread was amazing! It made my day
When I saw the title I was erplexed but I'm glad I actually bothered to read it.
Thanks for the lolz, ladies!

 

[youwillrise]

this thread makes my life

i forgot all about this. hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Taina]

I-m Dominican, now here in Mexico they always think i'm a African American. People always start talking to me in english and the other day i was in a club ans someone said > "Oh i though you were black" is nice when they never now.

Last time in the States ppl asked me if i had some chinese on me ... plz my eyes are not that small ToT

 

[BostonMaria]

I-m Dominican, now here in Mexico they always think i'm a African American. People always start talking to me in english and the other day i was in a club ans someone said > "Oh i though you were black" is nice when they never now.

Last time in the States ppl asked me if i had some chinese on me ... plz my eyes are not that small ToT

Taina, if you read the posts you'll see that this thread is a joke
As far as Chinese, just tell people that you're mixed with Mongolian

 

[Taina]

Oh i tryed to be funny i suck at it hahahaha.

 

[Jozze]

RED RIOT'S GUIDE TO PASSING FOR MIXED: For those of the clearly "nigro" variety

As long as your hair is SL or longer, length isn't the key. It's about how straight you can get them edges. LADIES, don't ruin your chances of being mistaken for other by not hitting those edges! Even butt length hair will get you thrown into the nigro category if those edges are of the taco meat variety.

Naturals! Listen up! You have to define those curls just right. You don't have to have much hair at all, as long as you keep up with the coconut/lime, caramel, and henna treatments--your curls will scream PART BLACKFOOT!

Lastly, if you want to go the Indian route, make sure you choose the right tribe. Lighter skin ladies can choose Cherokee, but if you are dark make sure you choose a darker Indian tribe. Mixing up tribes can be embarrassing. Make sure you have a good story to account for a wide nose and full lips if the face isn't as "exotic" as the hair. It helps if inquiring parties have never seen your parents, one must keep the "mixed" or "not black" parent in hiding, people will question your "mixedness" even more if your parents looks like Fantasia and Djimon Honsou. For Example: My father is [insert darker Indian tribe here]--but my mother is mostly of the Alek Wek variety. See, you get your facial features from your African side, but your father isn't black at all, so CONGRATS you're mixed!


Stay tuned for Part II: What to do about the childhood pictures that show you and your Ms. Ciely braids from 3rd grade.

and Part III: What to do about the future children

 

[southerncitygirl]

this thread is hilarious.....

 

[caribeandiva]

No one's ever suggested I was mixed with anything except maybe half black and half negro.

 

[NYAmicas]

 

[andromeda]

forgot about this thread i'ze such a fool

Anyways, I'm scraping apl and a few weeks ago I was mistaken for being mixed with kazakstani and incan. bet none of y'all can top that!

 

[Curly Lee]

Smoke a lil something something and you can do Asian

lmbo. you ladies kill me. ha

 

[MrsHdrLe]

MY TURN!!!!

Dear Red Riot,
I am full African and American, though I'm sure there is some mixedness in my blood line, I have yet to fiugre out how to bring it out. ( Could it be the fact that I'm of the darker skinneded persuasion?) Well, I've tried blue contacts, dating and procreating with as many white men as possible, worked hard to achieve mega bucks so I could live in a white wealthy suburb, I drive a white car.....but alas, no one EVER asks me what I'm mixed with. What am I doing wrong? My hair is apl, should I shave it all off and get a texurizer or wear weaves nonstop unitl I get to floor length?
TIA
Misunderstood African n America

 

[justicefighter1913]

At first I was looking at the title with the screw face, but this thread is funny, funny, funny!!

 

[vainღ♥♡jane]

WTF? This is sad.

did you read the thread? its a joke. ♥

 

[bahamababe242]

bwa ha ahaha hh!!!!!

 

[chrisanddonniesmommy]

Any tips for a light-sklnned chica who's grandmother was mixed? How can I look mixed? lol

 

[Butterfly08]

RED RIOT'S GUIDE TO PASSING FOR MIXED: For those of the clearly "nigro" variety

As long as your hair is SL or longer, length isn't the key. It's about how straight you can get them edges. LADIES, don't ruin your chances of being mistaken for other by not hitting those edges! Even butt length hair will get you thrown into the nigro category if those edges are of the taco meat variety.

Naturals! Listen up! You have to define those curls just right. You don't have to have much hair at all, as long as you keep up with the coconut/lime, caramel, and henna treatments--your curls will scream PART BLACKFOOT!

Lastly, if you want to go the Indian route, make sure you choose the right tribe. Lighter skin ladies can choose Cherokee, but if you are dark make sure you choose a darker Indian tribe. Mixing up tribes can be embarrassing. Make sure you have a good story to account for a wide nose and full lips if the face isn't as "exotic" as the hair. It helps if inquiring parties have never seen your parents, one must keep the "mixed" or "not black" parent in hiding, people will question your "mixedness" even more if your parents looks like Fantasia and Djimon Honsou. For Example: My father is [insert darker Indian tribe here]--but my mother is mostly of the Alek Wek variety. See, you get your facial features from your African side, but your father isn't black at all, so CONGRATS you're mixed!


Stay tuned for Part II: What to do about the childhood pictures that show you and your Ms. Ciely braids from 3rd grade.

and Part III: What to do about the future children

I was practically in tears, especially at part II and the dancers.

 

[Cisselette]

This thread is HILARIOUS !!!

 

[lluvyanna]

sssssoooo funny

 

[BostonMaria]

Bumping for more responses! My favorite thread

 

[nappystorm]

OMG!! I remember this thread. I was so "young" then.

 

[BostonMaria]

OMG!! I remember this thread. I was so "young" then.

Yeah I was a newbie back then, nobody would talk to me LOL

 

[nappystorm]

Yeah I was a newbie back then, nobody would talk to me LOL

Really?
I thought you were an old head.

 

[tHENATuRALhAiRpRoJEcT]

At APL I know I can tell people I'm mixed with Cherokee...but at what length do you think I can pull off Spanish???

#chocolateluv

 

[tHENATuRALhAiRpRoJEcT]

I think you fell into this one, sis

 

[keepithealthy]

this thread is funny!!

 

[adamson]

This thread is hilarious!!