You might be hair obsessed if...

[PureSilver]

When you've made so many friends online because of your obsession but knows not one of them personally or have ever met them.

When you see many beautiful heads of hair on African American women or WNG and you wanna walk up to the lady and ask "Are you Nikos cousin?

When you literally count down the days to undoing your PS so u can see how much your hair has grown.

When you wanna make a potion for a family member's hair thats in serious need of care.





Side Note: My uncle's wife remember me playing in her hair every time i visited my their family from as early as me being age 4......AGE 4 ladies. I was all too happy to go to my uncle's...Not to visit my cousins but to play in some thick luscious relaxed hair his wife had.

Hair is my WEED!!!

 

[Khaiya]

Oh man, i all but died over here! Wiping tears from my eyes and evrything!!

Ok i'll add my two cents: when your DH knows what ACV, DC, BC, NG, BSL, pre-poo, hair porn, tangle teezer and co-washing is, and freely gives advice to other women about what they should be doing to improve the health of their hair.

When your DH helps you unpack groceries and is delighted at all the yummy, healthy things you bought, and all you can do is smile sheepishly cause u know he wont be tasting 90% of it.

 

[HanaKuroi]

You might be obsessed if you linger in the haircare section when you see someone with severely jacked up hair hoping they will ask for advice.

You might be obsessed if you tell strangers to take the horrible hair products out of their shopping cart and then you replace those items with the good ones. Like you are their personal shopper.

You also might be obsessed if you see a young lady (20's) buying black hair dye (dark and lovely or something) and a no lye relaxer and you ask her if she is going to use them both. When she says yes she is going to use both on the same day,you tell her she is about to mess up what is left of her hair. (I didn't say it like that) Her hair was so badly damaged already.


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[itsallaboutattitude]

JeterCrazed I think you are #1 in the list of hair obsessed.

 

[choctaw]

When it becomes Spartica over what shoulder length really is

damned skipppy ... LHCF is Sparta about dat length!

 

[GreenEyedJen]

...you bring a bonnet to the dentist!

 

[divachyk]

When the dh asks - "is that vatika frosting you're putting on my hair" without seeing the product jar or label.

ETA:
When your moisturize/seal your dh's hair when all he sports is a simple, low cut ceasar.

 

[LovelyLouboutin]

...you bring a bonnet to the dentist!

Lol I bring a scarf! Lol. I had to go to work after the dentist with messed up hair so I learned by lesson.

 

[springy_curly]

You might be hair obsessed of you critique the price of everyday purchases based on what hair products/tools you could buy with the money your spending.

Example, "What!? They want $25 for this! That's like 2 bottles of quality conditioner!"

My hair obsession has made me become more frugal in my non-hair related life. Too bad I spend all the money I save on more hair products.

 

[JeterCrazed]

JeterCrazed I think you are #1 in the list of hair obsessed.

not when people bringing scarves and moisturizing and sealing at the dentist.

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[danniegirl]

You wonder about the reggie of a young could be crazy could be homeless could be on meds or drugs girl with a nice looking fro you see sleeping in the train from time to time.


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[BEAUTYU2U]

I got my White Camellia oil and Emu oil today. The UPS man just left and my bell is broken.

"Yeah. I was gonna throw a rock at your window or something cuz I know if I don't deliver, you'll find me. "



Last time, I went to the hub, had his manager call him on his cell, found out where he was and tracked him down in another zip code.

Don't look at me like that....

This reminds me of my mom (non-hair related obsession) the man knows our family, habits, etc. (lol) You're not alone.

ETA: When you notice the heat damage of the little white girl in the Keebler elves commercial and so does your best friend. It's the only thing we look at when it comes on.

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[Uniqzoe]

You wonder about the reggie of a young could be crazy could be homeless could be on meds or drugs girl with a nice looking fro you see sleeping in the train from time to time.


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^^I'm guessing she has a minimum maintenance routine, given her situation and all.

 

[Ms Kain]

On The Job:

• Perusing hair forums when you're supposed to be working
• Coworkers are asking you for hair advice and you solve their problems instead of working
• Your iPhone plays hair videos far more than being used for its other features
• When you misplaced your iPhone, everyone knows it's your phone because of hair videos that are constantly playing

OMG! You're right! I need rehab!!!

 

[Ms Kain]

When you look for a white bulb at the end of your shed hair strand to see if it's broken or shed.
When you do a strand test everyday on your shed hairs.
When you find some stranger's shed hair on you and you do a strand test to see how strong the strand is compared to yours.[/QUOTE]


That's not only hair obsessed...that's just plain funny!

Can you imagine how you must look to other people?? OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

 

[Ms Kain]

When the nurses caring for your mother at the hospital refuse to make your mother's hair products available for her citing liability and timing restrictions while threatening to discard it and you refuse to take it home because her hair is breaking and they have you escorted out by security and you have her doctor write a prescription for CHI Ionic Color Care Leave-in Mask to use twice weekly.

Don't look at me like that...

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*Blink* *Blink*


Weerrd? Maybe I should try that at my Grandma's Assisted Living home!!!!




Thanks gurl!!!

 

[Ms Kain]

Oh, good. Somebody worse than me. She's worse, right?

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Oh uhhhh uhhhhYou might need to stop trying to point fingers girlie....after that last post??? Come on gurl....you bribed a doctor!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Don't even try it!!!

 

[Ms Kain]

When you husband/significant other points out a billboard to you and the first thing you notice is the big beautiful afro on the model when everyone else is reading the words.

LOL! That reminds me of all of the times that I'll be watching TV with my fam and they'll be something real serious going on in the plot and I'll say something like,"They need to do something with that lace front that she's got on" or "Her hair is way too frizzy. They need to either put some cold water on that and seal with some coconut oil so that her cuticles will lay down or do a twist out or som'thin'."

I even do this to walk-on actresses and stuff. It's sad.

 

[JeterCrazed]

Oh uhhhh uhhhhYou might need to stop trying to point fingers girlie....after that last post??? Come on gurl....you bribed a doctor!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Don't even try it!!!

I didn't bribe him! I complaiiiiined. Complaaiiiiiined....

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[JeterCrazed]

*Blink* *Blink*


Weerrd? Maybe I should try that at my Grandma's Assisted Living home!!!!




Thanks gurl!!!

Please do. U can get a prescription for anything from any doctor willing to write it. Talk to her medical doctor and show him what that pillow is doing to her nape.

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[Bnster]

... is when you go online to check a different site other than hair and you automatically start typing www.long.... and catch yourself. I've got it bad, done that one too many times to count.

 

[beanie44]

This reminds me of my mom (non-hair related obsession) the man knows our family, habits, etc. (lol) You're not alone.

ETA: When you notice the heat damage of the little white girl in the Keebler elves commercial and so does your best friend. It's the only thing we look at when it comes on.

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Is that the commercial with the little white girl with blond tightly curly and straight hair, if so I noticed this also.

 

[Drtondalia]

You might be obsessed if your 8 year old daughter tells her aunt "Oh no I don't want to go get my hair done at your hairdresser, my mom does my hair and she uses special ingredients...I have a regimen."

She called me like "You will never guess what ya daughter just said to me...... You got my neice all hung up in that hair stuff too?"

My daughter and her aunt:

 

[Jewell]

1) When you keep a scarf on your hair leaving the house, in the car, and until you get where you are going just to "protect" the hair from the elements and to keep it layed to the side. lol; and when you do the same with your daughter after her hair has been freshly done...when traveling you keep a satin bonnet on her hair so she doesn't get breakage from the car seat or seat belt! I take my satin scarf everywhere.

2) When you make SURE to don that scarf while in the hospital and doc's office...hey those paper liners and stiff cotton pillow cases are murder to black hair. My doc is Dominican (looks like a sister) and has beautiful hair, so she understands.

ETA: I have tinted windows...and YES men still try to holla when I have my hair tied up and I'm driving down the street. Imagine what they would do if they saw it swangin.

 

[Beverly Ann Properties]

1. When you have sized up the length of every black woman in your office building from the 1st floor to the 4th floor and determined who has the longest hair, shortest hair, healthiest hair, and place yourself in the ranking, secretly being determined to make it to the top of the list as being the one with the longest and healthiest hair.

2. When you are in church and you check out the women to your right, left, front and back and determine who has nice long healthy hair that is not a weave or wig.

 

[BEAUTYU2U]

Is that the commercial with the little white girl with blond tightly curly and straight hair, if so I noticed this also.

Yes!!! Her hair bothers me so much. I want to clip her ends and give her a protein treatment (lol)

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[g.lo]

when every time your 14months baby sees a spray bottle, grab it and try to spray her hair!

 

[Ms. Tiki]

You might be obsessed if your 8 year old daughter tells her aunt "Oh no I don't want to go get my hair done at your hairdresser, my mom does my hair and she uses special ingredients...I have a regimen."

She called me like "You will never guess what ya daughter just said to me...... You got my neice all hung up in that hair stuff too?"

My daughter and her aunt:

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a hair obsessed daughter on a HHJ.

 

[JeterCrazed]

when every time your 14months baby sees a spray bottle, grab it and try to spray her hair!

That is so f******* cute.
Ms. Tiki I babysit fabulous children for free.

 

[Ms. Tiki]

JeterCrazed Girl if you were in FL I would drop lil miss thang right off. She is a mess! I accidentally burned a section of her hair in the back w/the flatiron that goes in the stove. Girl, she laid me out today and I couldn't even pop her cuz I would be upset too. She is serious about her hurr