You might be hair obsessed if...

[Charla]

You know you're hair obsessed when...

On the cable tv guide it says "MLB Baseball" but all you see is MBL!

 

[Uniqzoe]

When you volunteer at the food bank, and take all the expired baby banana food home to use for the carmel treatment.

When you date your shed hairs.

Seamonster This is hilarious...but as a fellow h.o.i. (hair obsessed individual) I refuse to judge!

You know you're hair obsessed when:

You get into arguments about hair

MissDarcei I am ashamed that I too have had arguments about hair.

 

[Drtondalia]

all you can think about is PS'ing to make sure you retain as much of your hair as possible....and when you see people out in public, you map out the best PS for their hair in your mind.

Also when you mourn every shed hair.

 

[Missdelicious1]

You know you're hair obsessed when:

You have jacked up hair in your dream and wake up to moisturize and seal. (True story)

 

[PersuasiveBeauty]

Your boyfriend comes home from work talking about how unhealthy one of his co-worker's hair is, because you've made him hair obsessed as well.

 

[JeterCrazed]

When there's more oil in the bathroom than the kitchen.

When you have to pour pure lye down the tub drain weekly to dissolve the conditioners.

When you refuse to hold the world's cutest baby because he/she is a yanker.

When you will return other items to justify splurging on hair care.

Your hair dryer retails for more than your computer.

You have enough emergency hair care in your trunk to complete an entire wash day regimen incl pre-poo.

You've tried your dogs shampoo and tried your shampoo on the dog.

 

[JeterCrazed]

When the UPS man asks 'how is your father doing?'

Please don't go there. *Head in hands*

 

[JeterCrazed]

When the nurses caring for your mother at the hospital refuse to make your mother's hair products available for her citing liability and timing restrictions while threatening to discard it and you refuse to take it home because her hair is breaking and they have you escorted out by security and you have her doctor write a prescription for CHI Ionic Color Care Leave-in Mask to use twice weekly.

Don't look at me like that...

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[MyAngelEyez~C~U]

When the nurses caring for your mother at the hospital refuse to make your mother's hair products available for her citing liability and timing restrictions while threatening to discard it and you refuse to take it home because her hair is breaking and they have you escorted out by security and you have her doctor write a prescription for CHI Ionic Color Care Leave-in Mask to use twice weekly.

Don't look at me like that...

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[JeterCrazed]

@MyAngelEyez~C~U So you're lookin' and laughin'....

I was at a county hospital. I could've been arrested, but don't mess with my mother's hair.

 

[ms-gg]

longhaircareforum.com, nappturality.com or another hair forum is your browser's home page

 

[MyAngelEyez~C~U]

JeterCrazed Chile, you gone have me in the county hospital, got me up here DYIN'!!!!

 

[itsallaboutattitude]

JeterCrazed U gave me hiccups.

 

[danniegirl]

Omg ladies this is so funny and I am so hair obsessed

You may also know you are obsessed with hair when your 3 year old is helping you unpack the groceries and whatever he pulls out the bag he ask " is this for your hair" or when sees or hear you mixing in the magic bullet he ask is that my smoothy or your hairs

P.s please explain the ups guy to me


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[JeterCrazed]

Had to do what I had to do, ladies.

 

[Raspberry]

You suffer from sever hair-orexia and you can't take people seriously when they say your hair is long because you know yours aint nothin compared to some ladies on YouTube and hair boards.

 

[addaboutmyhair]

Omg ladies this is so funny and I am so hair obsessed

You may also know you are obsessed with hair when your 3 year old is helping you unpack the groceries and whatever he pulls out the bag he ask " is this for your hair" or when sees or hear you mixing in the magic bullet he ask is that my smoothy or your hairs

P.s please explain the ups guy to me


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UPS delivers so many hair products to her house the UPS guy knows the family.

Or at least that's what I thought.

 

[Uniqzoe]

JeterCrazed that is hilarious. **Rx for Chi products** Hey whatever it takes!

 

[JeterCrazed]

I got my White Camellia oil and Emu oil today. The UPS man just left and my bell is broken.

"Yeah. I was gonna throw a rock at your window or something cuz I know if I don't deliver, you'll find me. "



Last time, I went to the hub, had his manager call him on his cell, found out where he was and tracked him down in another zip code.

Don't look at me like that....

 

[JeterCrazed]

...I might have a serious problem...

 

[melissa-bee]

When you watch someone trimming their hair for 10 mins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9-XT54OfDo&feature=feedu

 

[HanaKuroi]

I went to renew my driver's license and I wanted to pull down a section of hair in the front for the picture. I was thinking this would be a great way to monitor my progress. I will have this for 4 years! A handy reference! In 4 years I can do it again!

Help me.


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[Je Ne Sais Quoi]

When it becomes Spartica over what shoulder length really is

 

[Ms. Tiki]

I got my White Camellia oil and Emu oil today. The UPS man just left and my bell is broken.

"Yeah. I was gonna throw a rock at your window or something cuz I know if I don't deliver, you'll find me. "



Last time, I went to the hub, had his manager call him on his cell, found out where he was and tracked him down in another zip code.

Don't look at me like that....

I'm over here dying. I haven't gone it but I have called. LMAO

 

[Ms. Tiki]

This is for my daughter.

You might be hair obsessed when your 12 yr old comes to you with an empty bottle asking you to make her some more hair crack. Do I need to mention she steams more than I do?

When she smacks people hands away when they try to touch her fro and she get loud and acts a fool. All you can hear is don't put your dirty hands in my hair!!

She looks at hair boards just as much as I do.

She harasses you to buy banana baby food but not for her to eat but for her hair.

Ok, so I created a monster. Too bad my 13 could care less about her hair...don't know what happened with that one. LOL

 

[BlkOnyx488]

when it takes you 3 hours to leave a beauty supply store because you are reading all the labels

when you are in a movie theater checking the latest LHCF post and not watching the movie ....I did this one today lol

When you read a list like this and it gives you ideas.. I am going to do the drivers license length check pick next time

 

[JeterCrazed]

I went to renew my driver's license and I wanted to pull down a section of hair in the front for the picture. I was thinking this would be a great way to monitor my progress. I will have this for 4 years! A handy reference! In 4 years I can do it again!

Help me.


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Oh, good. Somebody worse than me. She's worse, right?

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[HanaKuroi]

Oh, good. Somebody worse than me. She's worse, right?

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I am thinking about "losing" my license when I straighten my hair in December so I can get a new picture for an accurate representation. I am inferior of you though JeterCrazed. Lolol


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[LovelyNaps26]

you find being on lhcf while listening to youtube hair tutorials soothing

 

[winona]

When you husband/significant other points out a billboard to you and the first thing you notice is the big beautiful afro on the model when everyone else is reading the words.