You know you're too into your hair when...

[krissyhair]

...when you have a special tape measure.
...when your plan what you will use on your hair a week in advanced.
...when you have spreadsheets of your staples.
...when you do this dance when you find your holy grails.
...when your products sound better to eat than your dinner.

Why do I have a spread sheet lol

 

[LivingInPeace]

You save shed hair so you can measure it.

 

[felic1]

You apply your prepoo and keep it in on Sunday. Who cares if people are smelling your coconut oil at church? You have to do your hair!!

 

[Philippians413]

When you're the reason family, friends and coworkers start using words like "cowash," "baggying," and "pre-poo."

 

[g.lo]

WHen you plan EVERYTHING according to your wash day(s)

yup, that is me! My dentist could only see me this week on thursday, no man I had to wash my hair so I moved the appointment to net week tuesday, but my tooth is killing thougherplexed

 

[g.lo]

when your 3 year old, know about deep conditioning and can't sleep without her silk bonnet on

 

[EnExitStageLeft]

When you go to a store and the first aisle you walk down is the hair aisle lol

 

[g.lo]

when you buy an extra small fridge dedicated to your products.

 

[HairPleezeGrow]

when you buy an extra small fridge dedicated to your products.

I need this...it probably wouldn't be small though.

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[melisandre]

when your 3 year old, know about deep conditioning and can't sleep without her silk bonnet on

You have to get them started young! I can only imagine what my hair would look like today, if I started my HHJ at birth.

 

[oneastrocurlie]

When you go to the bathroom at work just to see how your hair looks.

 

[bronzephoenix]

When you keep an active hair journal.

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[Channy31]

When you house mates always say "are you looking at pictures of hair again" at least twice a day.

 

[HairPleezeGrow]

When you have to tell everyone to be quiet you are looking at YT videos...

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[KinkyRN]

when your 3 year old, know about deep conditioning and can't sleep without her silk bonnet on

Yes my daughter has her own products too!

 

[cherryhair123]

Yes my daughter has her own products too!

Pass the products I don't like on to my boys-most of the time the product works for them doesn't matter as much since they get haircuts every 3 wks

 

[reeko43]

When you spend hours on the phone talking about hair

 

[SmileyNY]

When you can relate to everything in this thread

 

[IDareT'sHair]

When you have 50-11 Acronyms (and terms) for Hair Related Conversation:
DH
DD
DS
HV
ACV
AV
SSI
NG
HH
BM
KBB
QB
SD
BC
BSL
WSL
TWA
DC
Pre-Poo
Cowash
Hi Po
Lo Po

And everybody on here knows what you mean

 

[Saludable84]

When you look at someone hair and determine their regimen is not as good as yours.

 

[havilland]

You plot trims, cuts, wash days, deep condition days, two step protein days, flat iron days, travel hair styles, future purchasing needs all on the calendar!

 

[Bette Davis Eyes]

Pass the products I don't like on to my boys-most of the time the product works for them doesn't matter as much since they get haircuts every 3 wks

cherryhair123 LOL, I give all my lackluster products to my son.

 

[toyas08]

Stand in the mirror taking down your braidout and pretend to do a youtube tutorial....

Then on top of that, have someone knock on the bathroom door and ask "are you talking to yourself!!?!?!?!"

Guilty, I do it all the time

 

[divachyk]

-When you scarf your hair at every medical appt

 

[divachyk]

When you give your hair a name...mine is Sasha.

So true!! Mine is Nelly.

Mine is Honey B. Fly Philippians413 Mskraizy

 

[bemajor]

-When you scarf your hair at every medical appt

And when you get a facial

 

[divachyk]

And when you get a facial

I scarf when getting a facial, massage, teeth cleaning and other medical appts. So yeah, every single time I'm at an appt for health or relaxation. bemajor

 

[melisandre]

I scarf when getting a facial, massage, teeth cleaning and other medical appts. So yeah, every single time I'm at an appt for health or relaxation. @bemajor

Now, I feel like a slacker. I'm feeling guilty about not tying my hair up during my appointments, too.

Anyway, you know you're too into your hair when...

You talk about haircare so much that your SO, your brother, etc. start to sound like they're on a HHJ, too. My SO was talking about not shampooing too frequently and hair breakage vs shed hair today.

 

[PJaye]

when you buy an extra small fridge dedicated to your products.

And, when you buy an extra full-sized refrigerator to store your hair products...and it's jam packed

 

[Mskraizy]

Mine is Honey B. Fly Mskraizy

*snap snap snap* Say wuuuuuut?