What makes a freak??

playing the sax..hhmmmmm--

i like to call anything oral Southern Pleasures--because it is taking place south of the belly-button....
 
Here's my review of it (just in case you are wondering :drunk:)

Yall, my man was not cooperative with that thing! :rolleyes:

After a few min he was like :yawn: and wanted the real thing. :spinning:

He told me that it is good for a man that does not have a woman. :lachen:
He also told me that it is kinda cold - should be warm. He wanted to know if I could put it in the microwave or something! :lachen:

He did say that he thinks it's a fun to have to add a little excitement every now and then. We make jokes about it - like the other day we were in the kitchen cooking and I told him playfully to "get out of my way". He said "forget you, I am going to get my fleshlight tonight. you sleep on the couch".

So we have gotten jokes out of it. :yep:
 
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HoneyDew said:
Here's my review of it (just in case you are wondering :drunk:)

Yall, my man was not cooperative with that thing! :rolleyes:

After a few min he was like :yawn: and wanted the real thing. :spinning:

He told me that it is good for a man that does not have a woman. :lachen:
He also told me that it is kinda cold - should be warm. He wanted to know if I could put it in the microwave or something! :lachen:

He did say that he thinks it's a fun to have to add a little excitement every now and then. We make jokes about it - like the other day we were in the kitchen cooking and I told him playfully to "get out of my way". He said "forget you, I am going to get my fleshlight tonight. you sleep on the couch".

So we have gotten joke out of it. :yep:
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:lachen: That's cute. I guess there's nothing like the real thing huh?
 
HoneyDew said:
Here's my review of it (just in case you are wondering :drunk:)

Yall, my man was not cooperative with that thing! :rolleyes:

After a few min he was like :yawn: and wanted the real thing. :spinning:

He told me that it is good for a man that does not have a woman. :lachen:
He also told me that it is kinda cold - should be warm. He wanted to know if I could put it in the microwave or something! :lachen:

He did say that he thinks it's a fun to have to add a little excitement every now and then. We make jokes about it - like the other day we were in the kitchen cooking and I told him playfully to "get out of my way". He said "forget you, I am going to get my fleshlight tonight. you sleep on the couch".

So we have gotten jokes out of it. :yep:
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Ookkkaaayyyy.... whew... I googled it and er um... it looked REDUNDANT to me....
 
RelaxerRehab said:
Ookkkaaayyyy.... whew... I googled it and er um... it looked REDUNDANT to me....
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Well, I wanted to see him do it doggone it! It was just something I wanted. Can't explain why. And he always goes along with my requests in that department, too. :yep:

I heard about it from a guy friend of mine who wanted one, but his wife won't let him get it. While he was on the phone complaining about her not being adventurous in that department (blah blah blah - I don't think it is cool for him to be telling a female friend about that stuff - another topic), I was pulling out my credit card ordering it for us! :yep:
 
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lipyt said:
Yea the man I had been with for the past 4 and a half years broke up with me and said that was one of the issues... Before him I had never heard that before.. Whatever I'll figure it out
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You know what L, I don't like that he told you that! Maybe it is his own issues!!

I have a friend that is complaining about that with his woman, but she does not know it. He is not even man enough to talk to her about it. :nono: He told me that one day she said "are you not attracted to me anymore". :nono: I felt so bad for her. She knows something is up, but his butt is not being open and honest. I told him straight up that maybe it's him and not her that is the problem!

Maybe they really are having issues in that area, but you are supposed to work those things out together if you really care for each other. You are better without a man like that!
 
HoneyDew said:
Well, I wanted to see him do it doggone it! It was just something I wanted. Can't explain why. And he always goes along with my requests in that department, too. :yep:

I heard about it from a guy friend of mine who wanted one, but his wife won't let him get it. While he was on the phone complaining about her not being adventurous in that department (blah blah blah - I don't think it is cool for him to be telling a female friend about that stuff - another topic), I was pulling out my credit card ordering it for us! :yep:
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Hey... if that's how y'all get down and y'all agree and y'all love and respect each other, do your thing!

I just think some stuff, including some porn, is redundant.... What happened to using the imagination, you know? I'm laughing at myself because I can turn this conversation about porn/freakdom into the lack of critical thinking in our schools today.... I mean, how ironic is that to give somebody else the luxury of creating the fantasy when me and my husband can come up with our own, tailor-made scenario?

I mean, I can appreciate a story, some erotica, etc., but some stuff just goes too far, not necessarily because it's (too) freaky, but because it's silly/stupid/unappealing....
 
RelaxerRehab said:
Hey... if that's how y'all get down and y'all agree and y'all love and respect each other, do your thing!

I just think some stuff, including some porn, is redundant.... What happened to using the imagination, you know? I'm laughing at myself because I can turn this conversation about porn/freakdom into the lack of critical thinking in our schools today.... I mean, how ironic is that to give somebody else the luxury of creating the fantasy when me and my husband can come up with our own, tailor-made scenario?

I mean, I can appreciate a story, some erotica, etc., but some stuff just goes too far, not necessarily because it's (too) freaky, but because it's silly/stupid/unappealing....
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RR you are too funny........:lachen:
 
BAP28 said:
playing the sax..hhmmmmm--

i like to call anything oral Southern Pleasures--because it is taking place south of the belly-button....
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Hey, that was the name of one of my ex's grandmothers' store. She sold all kinds of desserts and the name was "Southern Pleasures" :lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
RelaxerRehab said:
Hey... if that's how y'all get down and y'all agree and y'all love and respect each other, do your thing!

I just think some stuff, including some porn, is redundant.... What happened to using the imagination, you know? I'm laughing at myself because I can turn this conversation about porn/freakdom into the lack of critical thinking in our schools today.... I mean, how ironic is that to give somebody else the luxury of creating the fantasy when me and my husband can come up with our own, tailor-made scenario?

I mean, I can appreciate a story, some erotica, etc., but some stuff just goes too far, not necessarily because it's (too) freaky, but because it's silly/stupid/unappealing....
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It is the same thing really. But, everyone is different. I am easily bored in that department. After YEARS I do appreciate doing something "a little different" even if only once. Maybe I really am a freak - I hate that term, because I prefer "adventurous and wildly open-minded". I hear freak and I think of the actual definition : a person or animal that is markedly unusual or deformed . :look:
 
HoneyDew said:
It is the same thing really. But, everyone is different. I am easily bored in that department. After YEARS I do appreciate doing something "a little different" even if only once. Maybe I really am a freak - I hate that term, because I prefer "adventurous and wildly open-minded". I hear freak and I think of the actual definition : a person or animal that is markedly unusual or deformed . :look:
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I think the consensus in this thread is that level of freakdom is gonna be different for everybody and the WORST thing you (or anyone) could do is compare themselves/their sexual appetities to somebody else. That's not a wise thing to do....

I will say that I think all of us can agree there there are some things that are off limits because it's disrespectful and unhealthy. But why focus on those things? We we do better to focus on those things that are good, healthy, feels good, brings pleasure to our spouse and self, and takes the edge off....

(To self: Lord, You know...thank You for bringing my husband!:grin:)
 
HoneyDew said:
It is the same thing really. But, everyone is different. I am easily bored in that department. After YEARS I do appreciate doing something "a little different" even if only once. Maybe I really am a freak - I hate that term, because I prefer "adventurous and wildly open-minded". I hear freak and I think of the actual definition : a person or animal that is markedly unusual or deformed . :look:
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:yep:You and me both... I can get bored within months. Lately I've been getting more into the dominatrix/control thing (minus the whips and unnecessary props)...SO luvs it.
 
i just thought that i needed a word to discuss the topic when u meet someone and it is that time to discuss if u r on the same page in certain areas with certain things..so u can use it in a conversation and not feel like a freak-lol no pun intended...

for example

female-are you into southern pleasures?

male-hmm whats that?

female-well it involves the the magic that takes place down below...
male-looks deeply into your eyes and says lets make magic baby..lolol--ok j/k at the last part but u get what i mean..ladies..





RelaxerRehab said:
See, now that's better! Sounds more appealing!:lachen:
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thanks bunny :infatuated:
Bunny77 said:
Girl, don't spend too much time trying to figure out anything. I'm sure you're just fine... he needs to kick rocks... sounds like he was just trying to make an excuse about something. And if that was the first time you'd heard it and no other BF said that to you, then it sounds even more like this last BF just needed to come up with something to justify breaking up with you.

As for what makes a freak, I'll say again that I don't think there's one standard. My mom thinks uh, playing the saxophone, is freaky as all get out. Me? I think our generation sees that as standard, although I have a 30-something friend who thought it was freaky.

I think the issue is more with your former BF... don't beat yourself up about nothing!!!!
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You're right, I am better off!...:sad:
HoneyDew said:
You know what L, I don't like that he told you that! Maybe it is his own issues!!

I have a friend that is complaining about that with his woman, but she does not know it. He is not even man enough to talk to her about it. :nono: He told me that one day she said "are you not attracted to me anymore". :nono: I felt so bad for her. She knows something is up, but his butt is not being open and honest. I told him straight up that maybe it's him and not her that is the problem!

Maybe they really are having issues in that area, but you are supposed to work those things out together if you really care for each other. You are better without a man like that!
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:lachen::lachen::lachen: it is more suave i'm going to start using that lol
BAP28 said:
i just thought that i needed a word to discuss the topic when u meet someone and it is that time to discuss if u r on the same page in certain areas with certain things..so u can use it in a conversation and not feel like a freak-lol no pun intended...

for example

female-are you into southern pleasures?

male-hmm whats that?

female-well it involves the the magic that takes place down below...
male-looks deeply into your eyes and says lets make magic baby..lolol--ok j/k at the last part but u get what i mean..ladies..
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HoneyDew said:
Here's my review of it (just in case you are wondering :drunk:)

Yall, my man was not cooperative with that thing! :rolleyes:

After a few min he was like :yawn: and wanted the real thing. :spinning:

He told me that it is good for a man that does not have a woman. :lachen:
He also told me that it is kinda cold - should be warm. He wanted to know if I could put it in the microwave or something! :lachen:

He did say that he thinks it's a fun to have to add a little excitement every now and then. We make jokes about it - like the other day we were in the kitchen cooking and I told him playfully to "get out of my way". He said "forget you, I am going to get my fleshlight tonight. you sleep on the couch".

So we have gotten jokes out of it. :yep:
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That was going to be my question to you about that: Do you think that a man will want the fleshlight instead of the real thing?

I didn't take in account that the thing was cold. Maybe if the lubes were warmed up then it would be warmer?
 
ClassyND said:
That was going to be my question to you about that: Do you think that a man will want the fleshlight instead of the real thing?

I didn't take in account that the thing was cold. Maybe if the lubes were warmed up then it would be warmer?
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:lachen:I was thinking the same thing! Who would choose a fake one if the real thing is sitting in front of him? I sure wouldn't choose a dildo over the real thing...well I take that back. Sometimes I preferred my "wascally wabbit" when SO's being selfish...then again, that was battery operated...with a rotating tip and 3 speed vibration :blush::yep:
 
ClassyND said:
That was going to be my question to you about that: Do you think that a man will want the fleshlight instead of the real thing?

I didn't take in account that the thing was cold. Maybe if the lubes were warmed up then it would be warmer?
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Heck no!! I have something way better than that thing.

I just wanted to see it. Okay I will admit it - I have a fantasy of seeing him with someone else, but I could NEVER do something like that. :nono: So this was my attempt at something close.
 
Colliecole said:
:lachen:I was thinking the same thing! Who would choose a fake one if the real thing is sitting in front of him? I sure wouldn't choose a dildo over the real thing...well I take that back. Sometimes I preferred my "wascally wabbit" when SO's being selfish...then again, that was battery operated...with a rotating tip and 3 speed vibration :blush::yep:
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Use them together!!! Play with the rabbit while he watches and then jump his bones. :yep:
 
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