Boss: "Sunbubbles" Can I ask exactly what was the life threatening family emergency that caused you to take a leave of absence from work to go to Jamaica for 6 months??
Sunbubbles: Well sir there was a "Follicle Reconstructive Advancement Procedure" that had to be done. It was imperative to my mental and emotional health that those follicles be stimulated.
Boss: Well Im glad to see your back safe and sound and everythings ok!
Sunbubbles: Thank you for your concern Sir and just so you know, the specialists down at the "LHCF Division of Follicle health" have advised me to go back in another 6 months for another treatment.
Boss: I see........