I don't know if anyone remembers the story about the moron at my job who relaxes her hair every morning but I have an update. I saw her this morning on my way to breakfast after I don't know how long, and I noticed she changed her hair color. I was thinking, "I know this BUFFOON did not have the audacity to dye her hair after all the chemical damage she subjects her hair to every day!" I commented on her new hair color, (which is red now BTW) and she said, "Thanks it's a wig." So I asked politely, as if I didn't know, what made her decide to wear a wig after discovering the wonderful powers of the "black girl" relaxer. She said her hair is starting to thin. She blames menopause, her diet and stress. I think we need to make her one of those stupid signs. On a side note, it was one of those really nice expensive wigs with the realistic hairline and part. You wouldn't know unless you looked very closely at it. Then again, she seems to volunteer the information very readily, which I think defeats the purpose. At any rate, just wanted to update you all. There is just no hope for some people.
P.S. DAMN! I forgot to ask her if she still relaxes her hair. I will see her again at lunch. Do you think that would be mean of me to ask her that?
P.S. DAMN! I forgot to ask her if she still relaxes her hair. I will see her again at lunch. Do you think that would be mean of me to ask her that?