Ummm...so...ummm...yeah... *blushes*

GIFSoup
For the curved crayon.

Anyway, I've met a couple the length of my fist (like I wraped my hand around and couldn't see it anymore :blush:) and some that are :grin:. I know when I feel it. If it's small I'm gone. If it's long then I take girth and curve into consideration.
 
But some ninjas will have the gold with them even if it's not their size ...

ETA: I hear the average peen is five inches. Now, that surprised me but that's the scientific statistic. Anything above that is "big" and anything below is "small."
 
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BEAUTYU2U said:
But some ninjas will have the gold with them even if it's not their size ...

ETA: I hear the average peen is five inches. Now, that surprised me but that's the scientific statistic. Anything above that is "big" and anything below is "small."
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Yes and I've had to kindly take the gold, put it aside and replace it with a more suitable option....:yep:

I hate absolutely hate when gold is being wasted or being taken for granted. :nono:

I think that men who uses gold should have to carry around reference letters giving him gold approval....I say letters because the inexperienced chick or virgin that you had screaming doesn't qualify you for gold standard.
 
this thread is awesome....

I like them long and thick , 9" and up.

If you aren't measuring up to that, then it at least needs to be super thick and you should be well-versed on how to use it to satisfy me.

When you get something satisfactory.....it will change your life. I have lots of experiences that I STILL think about....like "damn, where is HE now? I need to find him!"
 
Um, so forgive the ignorance but are dude's just letting you whip out the ruler and measure? Or, are you using guestimates? :look: I've never measured. Thought about it, wanted to ask, but never did.
 
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MixedBerry said:
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GAWD ladies! Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!


Sometimes large guys can be lazy cause they think that because they are packin, you are automatically satisfied by 1, 2, ah'3 strokes. Sir, it does not take 3 strokes to get to the center of my tootsie roll pop.

Um, no.

Id rather have 300 in and outs from a 5 or 6er, than 30 from an 8 or 9er. Any day.
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GEEZ. THANKYOU. If you have never had an average sized man who has no spine (meaning that he knows how to work his back) and bonafied rhythm...then you have NOT lived. Give me a man who knows how to roll his body over a huge oaf who cannot even sense a beat anyday. :nono:

HUGE penises are highly overrated, imo.
 
~Charlotte*York~ said:
GEEZ. THANKYOU. If you have never had an average sized man who has no spine (meaning that he knows how to work his back) and bonafied rhythm...then you have NOT lived. Give me a man who knows how to roll his body over a huge oaf who cannot even sense a beat anyday. :nono:

HUGE penises are highly overrated, imo.
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They sure are. But there is such a thing as too small :look:
 
MissMasala5 said:
They sure are. But there is such a thing as too small :look:
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:lol: I've had too small. :lol: I'm talking, maybe, "thumb size". :lol: But, guess what? I got mine because I know how to get mine regardless. Could I be married to "thumb size"? IDK, not optimal but if he is booming in other areas, then it's a possibility.

As for HUGE. I just don't prefer it. You are preoccupied when they are huge. Worried about getting hurt. Worried about relaxing. Trying to psyche yourself out so that your body will open up. Wondering if you'll end up with a "hallway". :lol: Maybe that's just me.

But, if they are average and know how to work it, you get everything plus confidence and pleasure. Biased? Maybe so. *sighs*
 
~Charlotte*York~ said:
:lol: I've had too small. :lol: I'm talking, maybe, "thumb size". :lol: But, guess what? I got mine because I know how to get mine regardless. Could I be married to "thumb size"? IDK, not optimal but if he is booming in other areas, then it's a possibility.

As for HUGE. I just don't prefer it. You are preoccupied when they are huge. Worried about getting hurt. Worried about relaxing. Trying to psyche yourself out so that your body will open up. Wondering if you'll end up with a "hallway". :lol: Maybe that's just me.

But, if they are average and know how to work it, you get everything plus confidence and pleasure. Biased? Maybe so. *sighs*
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It was like a thumb, you say? :perplexed

I can't get with with the extra-large, either. No feeling. No fun.

#TeamAverageAKAFunSized :grin:
 
~Charlotte*York~ said:
GEEZ. THANKYOU. If you have never had an average sized man who has no spine (meaning that he knows how to work his back) and bonafied rhythm...then you have NOT lived. Give me a man who knows how to roll his body over a huge oaf who cannot even sense a beat anyday. :nono:

HUGE penises are highly overrated, imo.
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Seriously, idw anything over 8". Hell how deep are we really lol 4-5"? Jus sayin, know how to work me out and I'll work out :grin:
 
~Charlotte*York~ said:
:lol: I've had too small. :lol: I'm talking, maybe, "thumb size". :lol: But, guess what? I got mine because I know how to get mine regardless. Could I be married to "thumb size"? IDK, not optimal but if he is booming in other areas, then it's a possibility.

As for HUGE. I just don't prefer it. You are preoccupied when they are huge. Worried about getting hurt. Worried about relaxing. Trying to psyche yourself out so that your body will open up. Wondering if you'll end up with a "hallway". :lol: Maybe that's just me.

But, if they are average and know how to work it, you get everything plus confidence and pleasure. Biased? Maybe so. *sighs*
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:lachen::lachen::lachen: THIS is true. I think about that.
 
Ok real question. If the average vagina is ~3-4inches, why do some of yall want 10-12 inches? Is it for the stroking?
 
^^^^
Longer crayons give you that 'good pain'...
you know when you kind of feel it in your stomach??....We all know that deep penetration and positions from behind are AWESOME and with a large peen you get that sensation with ANY position....
I've said too much
 
divachyk said:
Um, so forgive the ignorance but are dude's just letting you whip out the ruler and measure? Or, are you using guestimates? :look: I've never measured. Thought about it, wanted to ask, but never did.
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some guys measure themselves and then show and tell....so they know exactly what they're working with......you can find said sites on the innanet if you know how to look.

i usually estimate if dude don't know or don't care....I don't know how to explain how I estimate and still keep it PG-13 though...

Mane_Attraxion said:
Ok real question. If the average vagina is ~3-4inches, why do some of yall want 10-12 inches? Is it for the stroking?
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It just feels good! Some people can take all that, some people can't ....but if you can't....ain't no need to waste a good crayon! Send some in the direction of the ladies who can take it! :look:
 
Thanks girls Im'ma learning over here!

With the ladies who like them big...um...well...how do I say this... umm doesn't that make the ummm...ya know "cookie" loose or are you girls "snapping back into shape" afterward? I would be to scared to be with a big dude cause I heard that the "cookie" gets misshappen and dudes can just "fall in it". lol

Is that from being with big dudes or just having to much sex or a combo of both...to much sex with big dudes?
 
MsBoinglicious said:
Thanks girls Im'ma learning over here!

With the ladies who like them big...um...well...how do I say this... umm doesn't that make the ummm...ya know "cookie" loose or are you girls "snapping back into shape" afterward? I would be to scared to be with a big dude cause I heard that the "cookie" gets misshappen and dudes can just "fall in it". lol

Is that from being with big dudes or just having to much sex or a combo of both...to much sex with big dudes?
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I think all boxes aren't created equally; some are wider, some go deeper; I do know that after a while, if dude isn't medically small, the box conforms so I guess it could be stretched out to accomodate larger than average.
 
I've only seen one anaconda, gold wrapper required paynus, in my life and I was scared to say the least. He told me he would be gentle but I just don't think my lady parts were made for all that. He text me a pic of it and I showed a friend to see if I was crazy and she bout lost her mind. As soon as she saw the pic she just started dancing and smiling.

My preference is a good 6.5 with good girth, that is all we really need to get there. I don't want my girl parts to be on fire after and I don't want my uterus with bumps and bruises, that just doesn't sound fun.
 
In my country we work with cm.
So I am reading all this about 6 to 9 inch, and I am like: ok :yep:

But then I googled a cm to inch calculater, and entered 9 inch, and I was like: :spinning:

Then I entered 11 inch, and I am like: :shocked:

I still have some stuff to experience in this world.
 
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Oh, and I also measured my fist, so now I have my own measurement tool on hand!
My fist is almost 4 inches, so with 2 fists I am good.
 
MixedBerry said:
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GAWD ladies! Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!


Sometimes large guys can be lazy cause they think that because they are packin, you are automatically satisfied by 1, 2, ah'3 strokes. Sir, it does not take 3 strokes to get to the center of my tootsie roll pop.

Um, no.

Id rather have 300 in and outs from a 5 or 6er, than 30 from an 8 or 9er. Any day.
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So true!

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Major co-sign for the curved crayola :mmmchocolate: With those, the man's skill level isn't nearly as important, because his tool is doing the work for him... getting the right spot automatically! Fail safe fun right there :love: Whew!!! Yes, indeed!!!
 
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