Ummm...so...ummm...yeah... *blushes*

ThatJerseyGirl said:
you know it's big when u get up from havin sex and ur puddi is makin dem lil fart sounds and u walkin round da room tawkin bout some "scuse me :Blush2:"

so as ur walkin out da room to go to the bathroom, while ur puddi is "singin", u go to sit down on da toilet cuz u gotta "p", then alluva sudden, u gotta brace urself cuz dat first drop tends to burn from all dat friction and u sittin on da toilet lookin like :grunt:

das when u know it's big shuga.

now, you'll know it's small. most guys wif tiny winky woo woos have excellent to stellar oral skills, drive big SUVs, (tryna compensate for otha things) they'll be down der all dayum night munchin on da grand canyon.

i had one guy pull his pants down and dis bama looked like he had two navels. i was like gtf outta hea. da hell am i gonna do wif dat wif all dis azzz standin behind me. our ends won't even meet. chile puleez....

ya know, i've often wonder about tiny sized penises on grown men. like how do they go to the urinals without getting some liquid on their hands. i would imagine that they would have to go into a stall n sit down or something. what size condoms do they wear, if any? can they use those lil balloons dat like come a hunnit in a bag ..yall know da kind..da kind where u make those funny shaped animals wif? u know..from da dolla sto

das why u gotta test da goods before it even goes that far. damn dat gettin all excited and he ain't even finished developin down there yet...still goin thru puberty at like 40 n what not.
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Agreed! LMBO

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gold wrapper means big imho....

as other members have posted...being big is great for some positions and not so great for other positions...

but what one considers big all depends on their vjj..given that the vjj is a brith canal and a babys whole body can fit thru it..it all depends on the vjj what big/small is
 
my fav posterr....:lachen::lachen::lachen:
ditto to eveythangggggggg u stated....chileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lmaoooo




ThatJerseyGirl said:
you know it's big when u get up from havin sex and ur puddi is makin dem lil fart sounds and u walkin round da room tawkin bout some "scuse me :Blush2:"

so as ur walkin out da room to go to the bathroom, while ur puddi is "singin", u go to sit down on da toilet cuz u gotta "p", then alluva sudden, u gotta brace urself cuz dat first drop tends to burn from all dat friction and u sittin on da toilet lookin like :grunt:

das when u know it's big shuga.

now, you'll know it's small. most guys wif tiny winky woo woos have excellent to stellar oral skills, drive big SUVs, (tryna compensate for otha things) they'll be down der all dayum night munchin on da grand canyon.

i had one guy pull his pants down and dis bama looked like he had two navels. i was like gtf outta hea. da hell am i gonna do wif dat wif all dis azzz standin behind me. our ends won't even meet. chile puleez....

ya know, i've often wonder about tiny sized penises on grown men. like how do they go to the urinals without getting some liquid on their hands. i would imagine that they would have to go into a stall n sit down or something. what size condoms do they wear, if any? can they use those lil balloons dat like come a hunnit in a bag ..yall know da kind..da kind where u make those funny shaped animals wif? u know..from da dolla sto

das why u gotta test da goods before it even goes that far. damn dat gettin all excited and he ain't even finished developin down there yet...still goin thru puberty at like 40 n what not.
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ThatJerseyGirl said:
das why u gotta test da goods before it even goes that far. damn dat gettin all excited and he ain't even finished developin down there yet...still goin thru puberty at like 40 n what not.
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:lachen: Stop it now and go to your corner
Amerie2304 said:
I have yet to experience "the curve" but I hear great things about it!
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Dang just thinking about it, gets me all excited. The curve will have you speaking in tongues. You will surely be rocking back and forth on the floor sucking your thumb, crying.
 
Lolololo. Wow!

I don't think bigger is necessarily better. I agree that if a man is endowed he will think he doesn't have to work that hard.... Booooo

I'd rather a medium/7-8 and lots of energy and tricks. :).


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I like them footlongs :yep:



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let me put ti this way. the coloring experience is better for me. most have been curved for me so I go with the flow. I still enjoy but if I had my pick btwn the two it would always be straight. and jumbos crayons :grin:
 
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also I had a friend that hated the straight but she had a tilted uterus and anything that was NOT curved would hurt.
 
Windsy said:
:yep: I cut my footlong card up years ago.....can't do it..:nono:
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The last one I tried to accomodate many years ago. I ended up home sick for 2 days. He literally banged me hard, to where I had severe cramping for nearly 2 days and naseous to boot. If all of that would have extended into a 3rd day I was going to go to the ER. I told myself never again. Of course he was pretty proud of himself, but I had to let that go.
 
ThickHair said:
The last one I tried to accomodate many years ago. I ended up home sick for 2 days. He literally banged me hard, to where I had severe cramping for nearly 2 days and naseous to boot. If all of that would have extended into a 3rd day I was going to go to the ER. I told myself never again. Of course he was pretty proud of himself, but I had to let that go.
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My experience was tears that took days to heal; it was so painful I said no more....no thank you! Dude thought I lost my mind but to constantly feel discomfort after encounters is not the buisness!!!
 
I feel like it's just me but 7.5 is the max i can do. im a chicken. anything bigger hurts and is not comfortable. Also girth is good..
 
Qtee said:
Im a big girl that likes big things....anything less is a waste of my time..#tisall
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Honey...please say it again!!! I can sacrifice girth because my special "place" is in the back, so to be short & thick is a waste of time to me and my special lady :blush:

I can't tell what's too big until the next day, when it's on (and it's good) I roll with it, but if the next day, I'm on bed rest? Then it's too big and I won't be going back on that ride...maybe :look:
 
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