Ummm...so...ummm...yeah... *blushes*

MsBoinglicious

MsBoinglicious

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So I have a question to the more experienced ladies...so um...yeah...

What is considered BIG and what is considered small? :blush:

My friends said that if the guy pulls out a gold wrapper then its a "go" but if he don't then tell the dude your stomach hurt and you got the bubble guts so you don't have to do it. :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

I honestly don't know cause well...I'll let you figure that out :fallenang ...but just asking cause I really want to know what other ladies think. I'm really curious.

*pulls out ruler* To Keep it clean up in hurr just give it to me in inches *pun intended* ...like so...

BIG: L= (#") and W= (#")
Small: L= (#") and W= (#")
 
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GAWD ladies! Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!


Sometimes large guys can be lazy cause they think that because they are packin, you are automatically satisfied by 1, 2, ah'3 strokes. Sir, it does not take 3 strokes to get to the center of my tootsie roll pop.

Um, no.

Id rather have 300 in and outs from a 5 or 6er, than 30 from an 8 or 9er. Any day.
 
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MixedBerry said:
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GAWD ladies! Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.



Sometimes large guys can be lazy cause they think that because they are packin, you are automatically satisfied by 1, 2, ah'3 strokes. Sir, it does not take 3 strokes to get to the center of my tootsie roll pop.

Um, no.

Id rather have 300 in and outs from a 5 or 6er, than 30 from an 8 or 9er. Any day.
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LOL@ the bolded ... and that last bit seems to makes sense.
 
MixedBerry said:
Id rather have 300 in and outs from a 5 or 6er, than 30 from an 8 or 9er. Any day.
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I have mixed feelings on that. Smaller (5 or 6) works MUCH better for "certain" things, but when it comes to strictly beating it up, I go with the 8+ and that's what I ultimately prefer.

Sometimes large guys can be lazy cause they think that because they are packin, you are automatically satisfied by 1, 2, ah'3 strokes. Sir, it does not take 3 strokes to get to the center of my tootsie roll pop.
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Sometimes large guys can be delusional...like you want that to go where?! :blush:
 
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^^^^^

See but thats my point. You have to make sure the 8 or 9er will beat it up....they can be lazy beaters. lol
 
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effort+ reasonable size = lovely

I once dated a guy who was very small (IMO). All i'm saying is that i'm lucky that my favourite position is of a 'canine variety' cos i wouldnt have a felt a thing. (i'm trying here!!!)
 
Just speaking on size and not effort, my minimum is 6 inches and he has to have girth. The largest I will deal with is 9 inches. Anything else is a waste of peen...
 
MixedBerry: That's funny because I think the same happens for me = the larger they are, the "lazier" I get! After a certain size, I can't do all those acrobatic positions, talking about "take it"...umm no brotha, not over here! :lachen:
 
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Windsy said:
The infamous gold wrapper; very few men will admit they don't NEED the gold wrapper.
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LOL, the one's who pull out the gold wrapper usually don't need it. You have to watch for the guys who don't pull out the gold wrapper, they will cramp your back up.

I am more into girth then length I can take a medium length if it is girthy, even a short girthy one, but if you are short and slim, I would rather read a book. Long +7 and girth, I would rather not. I am so not impressed with an anaconda.

ETA: 6.5 and very girthy is awesome.
 
I don't think length matters so much as girth does. A thin 8 incher feels too much like the cotton swab used in the speculum at the gyny's office. Not sexy.

Average length + > average circumference + a slight curve = :thumbsup:
 
you know it's big when u get up from havin sex and ur puddi is makin dem lil fart sounds and u walkin round da room tawkin bout some "scuse me :Blush2:"

so as ur walkin out da room to go to the bathroom, while ur puddi is "singin", u go to sit down on da toilet cuz u gotta "p", then alluva sudden, u gotta brace urself cuz dat first drop tends to burn from all dat friction and u sittin on da toilet lookin like :grunt:

das when u know it's big shuga.

now, you'll know it's small. most guys wif tiny winky woo woos have excellent to stellar oral skills, drive big SUVs, (tryna compensate for otha things) they'll be down der all dayum night munchin on da grand canyon.

i had one guy pull his pants down and dis bama looked like he had two navels. i was like gtf outta hea. da hell am i gonna do wif dat wif all dis azzz standin behind me. our ends won't even meet. chile puleez....

ya know, i've often wonder about tiny sized penises on grown men. like how do they go to the urinals without getting some liquid on their hands. i would imagine that they would have to go into a stall n sit down or something. what size condoms do they wear, if any? can they use those lil balloons dat like come a hunnit in a bag ..yall know da kind..da kind where u make those funny shaped animals wif? u know..from da dolla sto

das why u gotta test da goods before it even goes that far. damn dat gettin all excited and he ain't even finished developin down there yet...still goin thru puberty at like 40 n what not.
 
kestia said:
I don't think length matters so much as girth does. A thin 8 incher feels too much like the cotton swab used in the speculum at the gyny's office. Not sexy.

Average length + > average circumference + a slight curve = :thumbsup:
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kestia - /\____________________/\____________________/


i'm ova hea dyin laffin...u stoopit!!!!!:lachen::lol::lachen::lol:
 
Y'all are too much! But there is a such thing as TOO BIG and that mess is not fun! I don't want a broken uterus! Ok! So um! yeah atleast 6 like the other lady mentioned but more than 9 you better not even LOOK my way! I'm so serious! There is a good pain and then there is PAIN! I don't want to be in pain and on bed rest for the next 3 days after! No thank you! Check please!....
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
you know it's big when u get up from havin sex and ur puddi is makin dem lil fart sounds and u walkin round da room tawkin bout some "scuse me :Blush2:"

so as ur walkin out da room to go to the bathroom, while ur puddi is "singin", u go to sit down on da toilet cuz u gotta "p", then alluva sudden, u gotta brace urself cuz dat first drop tends to burn from all dat friction and u sittin on da toilet lookin like :grunt:

das when u know it's big shuga.

now, you'll know it's small. most guys wif tiny winky woo woos have excellent to stellar oral skills, drive big SUVs, (tryna compensate for otha things) they'll be down der all dayum night munchin on da grand canyon.

i had one guy pull his pants down and dis bama looked like he had two navels. i was like gtf outta hea. da hell am i gonna do wif dat wif all dis azzz standin behind me. our ends won't even meet. chile puleez....

ya know, i've often wonder about tiny sized penises on grown men. like how do they go to the urinals without getting some liquid on their hands. i would imagine that they would have to go into a stall n sit down or something. what size condoms do they wear, if any? can they use those lil balloons dat like come a hunnit in a bag ..yall know da kind..da kind where u make those funny shaped animals wif? u know..from da dolla sto

das why u gotta test da goods before it even goes that far. damn dat gettin all excited and he ain't even finished developin down there yet...still goin thru puberty at like 40 n what not.
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:lachen:@ this whole post!! Nothing but the truth. @ the bolded - I believe that's called "queefing"!

kestia said:
Average length + > average circumference + a slight curve = :thumbsup:
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I have yet to experience "the curve" but I hear great things about it!
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
you know it's big when u get up from havin sex and ur puddi is makin dem lil fart sounds and u walkin round da room tawkin bout some "scuse me :Blush2:"

so as ur walkin out da room to go to the bathroom, while ur puddi is "singin", u go to sit down on da toilet cuz u gotta "p", then alluva sudden, u gotta brace urself cuz dat first drop tends to burn from all dat friction and u sittin on da toilet lookin like :grunt:

das when u know it's big shuga.

now, you'll know it's small. most guys wif tiny winky woo woos have excellent to stellar oral skills, drive big SUVs, (tryna compensate for otha things) they'll be down der all dayum night munchin on da grand canyon.

i had one guy pull his pants down and dis bama looked like he had two navels. i was like gtf outta hea. da hell am i gonna do wif dat wif all dis azzz standin behind me. our ends won't even meet. chile puleez....

ya know, i've often wonder about tiny sized penises on grown men. like how do they go to the urinals without getting some liquid on their hands. i would imagine that they would have to go into a stall n sit down or something. what size condoms do they wear, if any? can they use those lil balloons dat like come a hunnit in a bag ..yall know da kind..da kind where u make those funny shaped animals wif? u know..from da dolla sto

das why u gotta test da goods before it even goes that far. damn dat gettin all excited and he ain't even finished developin down there yet...still goin thru puberty at like 40 n what not.
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I freaking hatechoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You had my whole lil office in stitches! Yes. They huddled around me, read your post and hollered! :lachen:
 
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@Amerie2304 0 chile, hush yo mouf...u ain't neva experienced da curved one?

well chile, let momma tell ya bout da curved one.

u done hit da jackpot if u get a penis dats curved like an elbow macaroni noodle or a chiquita banana ...it'll curve slightly to da left or da right...when it's rock hard, it'll be peekin round da corna as if it's sayin..."c'mere puddi....here puddi puddi"....

dats dat hook penis...and see, das why it's called a hook. will have u hooked on dat joint too... be walkin round lookin like ole girl in dat movie Carwash tawkin bout some "u seen Joe".... das dat good stuff ri der chile...

or worse... afta a dose of some good ole fashioned curved penis, you may be like dat song by da Whispers ./'./'./'lost and turned out....lost and turned out./'./'./'.... it has happened to da best of us *hangs head in shame*

do you ever be somewhere, like on da train on your way to work thinkin bout da good sex...u know..from da curved one..then all of a sudden u get this feelin n be like.."umph...shyt".... yeah, das wassup..lolololol dats from dat hooked one!!


but see, for me, i don't like'em when their not circumcised. an uncircumcised penis to me looks like that of an elephant trunk. think bout it....
 
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