U KNOW U R HAIR OBSESSED IF... (( PLEASE ADD))

62 - You read this thread and laugh b/c you really thought you was the only one!
63 - You read this thread just to pick up good tips like #50 *runs to pack an emergency bag*.
 
64. You get up at 1:45am for some water.....and stop by the computer and check LHCF! I'm going back to bed now.
 
65. You associate hairboard members with products/You think of the hairboard member when you buy the product/You think of the of the hairboard member when you use the product/You feel compelled to report back to the hairboard member that you associate the product with after you've used it.

*I think that covered the possible combinations*
 
you see a female with fried and dyed hair and you just want to convert her like a missionary for jesus in africa...ESPECIALLY when you overhear them asking the salesperson in sally's "what should i do?" and the salesperson's answer is simply not good enough...
 
68.You have a 'hair' binder, dividers and tabs...sectioned off for goals/length charts, product inventory, hair journal, glossary, and a section for when your friends ask you to do their hair (so you can track their progress too :lol: )

69. On payday, before writing your rent check or paying your phone bill, you stop by Trade Secret or Ulta "just to see what new sales they have this month" :look:
 
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68.You have a 'hair' binder, dividers and tabs...sectioned off for goals/length charts, product inventory, hair journal, glossary, and a section for when your friends ask you to do their hair (so you can track their progress too :lol: )

69. On payday, before writing your rent check or paying your phone bill, you stop by Trade Secret or Ulta "just to see what new sales they have this month" :look:

:look: or you check sallys website from your phone in the middle of class.
 
74. After buying new products (shampoos, conditioners, creams, etc.), you have to lay them out, look at them, and smell them repeatedly before storing them with the rest of your products.:look:
 
Meaganita, your hair is gorgeous girl:yep:

you find yourself doing your homework after you search the hair boards. I always have to search the hairboards before I can begin to study or do anything school related:ohwell:
 
- You have a hair care regimen.
- You call putting a plastic bag on your head "the baggy method".
- You call using saran wrap on your hair "the saran wrap method".
- You call using a scarf daily "the scarf-ing method".
- You would consider using/have used the Dominican conditioner "Whale Sperm".
- Your hair products are from foreign countries, not widely available in the US.
 
74. After buying new products (shampoos, conditioners, creams, etc.), you have to lay them out, look at them, and smell them repeatedly before storing them with the rest of your products.:look:

You were standing behind me when you wrote this :grin:
 
Whenever you're stressed or your SO pisses you off, you come to the boards to cool off or calm down :look: (or vent!!!)
 
- Your 4 year old daughter has a hair care regimen.
- She knows the difference between a cowash and a poo wash. (Prefers the cowash)
- She knows the order the products go in her hair.
- She calls them PRODUCTS!?!?
 
You call Sally's to see how late they will be open today (Labor Day)

You ask, "Can you check the price on __ and __. Oh, and do they have any sulfates in them?"

You have them sit your products out on the counter ready for you to purchase

After work, you break the speed limit to get to Sally's 15 min before they close

You tell the clerk, "Hold on, let me smell it first" :lick: before you buy a new shampoo
 
Gurrrrl, don't you know I've been smelling my products for 3 days now!:lachen:

It's like when little girls get new Barbies and sit all of them out at the same time, combing their hair, changing their clothes, etc :lol:

I sit on the floor take the bottles out of my "toybox", lay them out, and read the ingredients, sniff em, put them in order of use, and sniff em again, hehe :spinning:
 
- You have a hair care regimen.
- You call putting a plastic bag on your head "the baggy method".
- You call using saran wrap on your hair "the saran wrap method".
- You call using a scarf daily "the scarf-ing method".
- You would consider using/have used the Dominican conditioner "Whale Sperm".
- Your hair products are from foreign countries, not widely available in the US.

If you purchase horse products from someone off a hairboard, and while you're outta town your nosey aunt calls and tells you a package came for you in the mail. You advise her to just leave the package on your bed.:sekret:
 
If you must log on to LHCF in the morning at work, for a break, for lunch, right before you leave, and as soon as you get home...Im going to get fired....:drunk:

If your "downtime" is researching new methods to increase your hair growth by 1/3 an inch this month

If your new "diet" is 95% meant for your hair, and not them thighs.....
 
It's like when little girls get new Barbies and sit all of them out at the same time, combing their hair, changing their clothes, etc :lol:

I sit on the floor take the bottles out of my "toybox", lay them out, and read the ingredients, sniff em, put them in order of use, and sniff em again, hehe :spinning:
OMG girl, your whole post is the TRUTH!! I thought I was nuts!!:drunk::lol:

Okay.........where's the hidden camera?:look:
 
you find yourself doing your homework after you search the hair boards. I always have to search the hairboards before I can begin to study or do anything school related:ohwell:
You too?!! Girl, I've procrastinated on one too many papers messing around on this board.:lol: Then I'll be up late scrambling at the last minute trying to hurry up and get it done and STILL end up "checking" LHCF. I say, "I'm just gonna check the hair board real quick, real quick....Okay-okay, 5 more minutes and then I'm gonna totally focus.":rolleyes:
 
97. Your stylist/hairdresser (looks at you seriously) asks you if you plan to open a salon because you know soooo much about hair.
98. You have arguments with your SO/HB about space because your products are all over the house taking up all the extra space in the spare room, kitchen, bathroom..........
99. You devise a hair regimen for your so/hb (even if they are not interested)
100. You hope your so/hb is not home when your box of hair products arrives as they keep asking you why you need to buy so many products so often?!!??
 
I have self-diagnosed OCHD (Obsessive Compulsive Hair Disorder). :look:
Here are some things that I noticed about myself... please add your own.

1. You're a paid member of a Hair Care Forum.
2. You have a photo album just for your hair.

3. You have a blog just about your hair.
4. You meditate or use visulization techniques for hair growth.
5. You use products meant for horses in hopes of longer hair.
6. You manage to turn almost every conversation you have into a conversation about hair.
7. You do double takes at women with long/healthy hair
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8. You're a compulsive co-washer, doing it DAILY!!!
9. You're a compulsive bunning pin-up protective styling wearing hair hiding maniac. :spinning:
10. You have a fear of stylist.
11. You have a fear of scissors/trims. YIKES!!!
12. You cringe at the sight of a brush. :nono:
13. You cringe at the sight of combs with seams. :nono2:
14. You wear a plastic bag on your head when you sleep.
15. You're on a "hair diet".
16. You take "hair vitamins".
17. You have a "HAIR IDOL".
18. You know what the terms SL, APL, BSL, and MBL mean.
19. You are in a "Hair Challenge".

YES YES YES!!! I'M GUILTY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE :yep::yep::lachen::grin::nono:HAHAHHAA I'M HAIR OBSESSED specially the bolded one lol my fam be like all you talk about is HAIR. i be in their face like wow your hair has grown! we could be chatting on webcam and i ll ask them to turn around and grab the hair and stretch it so i can see where it ends hahhaa its a disease no way i know i'm so vain but my hair makes me happy lol and lhcf is my drug lol:lachen::lachen::grin:

ETA: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH this thread is sooooooooooooooooo funny!!!! i havent laugh in days! that s the best thread i read today i m cracking up over the responses that s so true!! hahahhahhah hilarious i cant believe it omg i m so crying hahhahaha:lachen::grin: i'm subscribing to it Five stars for sure!!! i need to read this again tonight hahah
 
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YES YES YES!!! I'M GUILTY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE :yep::yep::lachen::grin::nono:HAHAHHAA I'M HAIR OBSESSED specially the bolded one lol my fam be like all you talk about is HAIR. i be in their face like wow your hair has grown! we could be chatting on webcam and i ll ask them to turn around and grab the hair and stretch it so i can see where it ends hahhaa its a disease no way i know i'm so vain but my hair makes me happy lol and lhcf is my drug lol:lachen::lachen::grin:

girl you described me prefectly :lol:

Also you know your hair obsessed if:

you have 200+ hair pics on your digi cam, which you didnt mean to take but it just somehow happened:look:

Youre always trying to figure out what hair type someone is.
 
girl you described me prefectly :lol:

Also you know your hair obsessed if:

you have 200+ hair pics on your digi cam, which you didnt mean to take but it just somehow happened:look:

Youre always trying to figure out what hair type someone is.

OHHHHHHHHH MY FRIGGIN... LOCABOUTHAIR im gonna kill u!!!!!! hahahhhahha why u had to make me laugh so much that s soooooooooooo me AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH:lachen::grin::lachen:Please stop i m hurtin for real!!!!lol
 
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