Sometimes what you want is NOT what you really want

[southerncitygirl]

@Pat Mahurr

:whipped: go to your room and sit in the corner.....no innanets for you


see at @shtow this is an extreme example of what we were talking about in your thread the other day. i think the low motivation/ good in bed/big peni has some truth to it.WTF!!!! this is worse than the episode of sex in the city when carrie was dating the guy who wanted her to pee on him.

Jesus be a waterproof mattress cover over my soul!

 

[Honi]

Dang! How embarrassing and she laid there right next time him with a towel over the spot huh?

Maybe he has an overactive bladder . A little Vesicare may help

 

[Pat Mahurr]

@kestia @MarriageMaterial @Crystalicequeen123 @southerncitygirl

Pshh! I was holding back! You should have seen what I typed and deleted before clicking "Post Quick Reply." Now THAT....

Anywho, now that I know that he had a problem with sex, too, I'm thinking he should get his prostate checked. He's too old (and ironically, too young) to have this problem without a good diagnosable reason.

 

[Katherina]

Jesus be a waterproof mattress cover over my soul!

Pat_Muhurr[/mention], [USER=75509]Almaz, you too!

 

[ThickHair]

I love this pic of them!

Back to the OP. How did she not know? There probably were plenty of signs but she was so d*ckmatized that she didn't see any of them. Couldn't be me.

Being dcikmatized does not cancel out a pissy man.

 

[Katherina]

In light of the R. Kelly gifs...

Are we certain this little tinkle was truly an... accident?

 

[LadyPaniolo]

SMDH @ moving across the country for a man who can't last more than a few seconds in bed!!!! GTFOOHWTBS. The urination is just the frosting on the cake

The things women do for men you will never catch a man at this level of thirst

 

[Detroit2Dallas]

SMDH @ moving across the country for a man who can't last more than a few seconds in bed!!!! GTFOOHWTBS. The urination is just the frosting on the cake

The things women do for men you will never catch a man at this level of thirst

Normally I would agree but I have to disagree. Men can be just as thirsty. TRUST me, its about image and low self esteem. and ugh at urinationand icing on a cake in the same sentence since I just ate some cake, please

 

[Honey Bee]

SMDH @ moving across the country for a man who can't last more than a few seconds in bed!!!! GTFOOHWTBS. The urination is just the frosting on the cake

The things women do for men you will never catch a man at this level of thirst

:werd:

 

[LovelyNaps26]

Fun-loving, athletic Prince Bravery and his spirited, golden dragon, Grace experience highflying adventure as they grow up in their colorful castle in the enchanted Kingdom of Childhood. The Prince learns to trust Grace as they practice to make the Royal Joustball team. Life appears to be carefree for the Prince.... However, the dastardly Wet Knights creep in and cause havoc as they silently attack each night.

 

[VelvetRain]

Normally I would agree but I have to disagree. Men can be just as thirsty. TRUST me, its about image and low self esteem. and ugh at urinationand icing on a cake in the same sentence since I just ate some cake, please

Exactly. It goes both way. I have seen some very thirsty men in action. It does happen.

 

[awhyley]

This thread has me Jokes from top to bottom.

In light of the R. Kelly gifs...
Are we certain this little tinkle was truly an... accident?

For her sake, she'd better hope so. I would hate to think that that was a test of some sort. So, when is this dude going to see a specialist OP? Your friend can't just leave us hanging.

 

[Raspberry]

nvmd....

 

[Detroit2Dallas]

She called me today but I had a wedding party I was doing so I had to get back with her. When I talk to her, I'll update this thread if any new developments had occured

 

[Angelicus]

ahahahhahahahahaa hahahahaha ha aghhahahaaaa I'm dying! y'all gotta stop chasing dat wangg!

 

[naturalTAN]

Please update this! Detroit2Dallas

 

[ElizaBlue]

No thank you.

And lawd knows if you say he's a trainer at Bally's I'm going to die. I am always looking at this guy that's a trainer at my gym and thinking he has all the trademarks of roid use...

 

[RarityFluttershy]

I'm over here dying from laughter.

 

[karezone]

Maybe he should have is prostate looked at.

 

[Detroit2Dallas]

HA! I forgot all about this little incident. Good times had by all lol. If anyone cares, she put him out but only after he started hanging out and not coming back til the morning. She didnt put him out when he left her 6 year old with his 10 year old son over night and came in drunk in the morning and the kids were sleep in the same bed and he laid down with them, nope, didnt kick him out then, and told ME I was being to overprotective and have issues trusting men so I was over reacting.....anyway she only left him when he stopped coming home at night and wouldnt speak to her. So they are done, they were truly a Jerome Dickey novel in flesh and blood, just messy and dumb

 

[LoveBeautyKisses]

So much for blowing on the Mic in the middle of the night.

Don't tap my shoulder in the middle of the night talking about you wanna color and you smell like a non potty trained 2 year old.

 

[LivingInPeace]

So much for blowing on the Mic in the middle of the night.

Don't tap my shoulder in the middle of the night talking about you wanna color and you smell like a non potty trained 2 year old.

Oh...wow...just wow

 

[CurlsOnFire23]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[firecracker]

A grown *** pisser is truly a shame. I wonder what the procedure is called for men to correct incontinence?

This is probably the best sleepless night I've had in eons. I'm surely having a ball LMAO at these threads.