Sometimes what you want is NOT what you really want

Detroit2Dallas

Detroit2Dallas

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My girlfriend ran down to Houston to be with a guy she met in GA last year. He moved there to be closer to his son. She quit her job and picked up another one down there. She moved from Michigan to TX and fell out with her momma over him. He's tall dark and very well built (he's actually a personal trainer) and ladies, he is very attractive. But (to find out his flaw highlight the next line please)


he pees in the bed!!!

:lachen::lachen: :lachen::lachen:


Yup you read it right :nono:


There, I had to tell somebody so I told a bunch of anonymous product junkies. I almost had to pull my car over when she told me I couldnt stop laughing.

Stop chasing the peen ladies :lol:
 
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Utt-oh. The 'roids broke his pee pee. :nono:


ETA: Hol-up... Hol-up... Who you calling a product junkie?! I'm not addicted :look: Which reminds me... :sekret: Walgreens is having a sale on Shea Moisture products. Buy 1 get 1 half off! I stocked UP!! :yep:


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Is he roiding up I know sometimes that affect the urinary tract system oh man wow all that for adick that be pissin in the bed well I hope those golden showers on a nightly basis is doing you good Umm wasnt' there a thread about Urine Therapy?? Well she gettin her all night hahah oh well but seriously he needs to go get that taken care of
 
Wow, That was kinda silly of her to just move instead of an extended visit. But then again she did live in Michigan. It is pretty depressing there. lol.
 
Awwww hecky naw. That bama would have to wear a depends grown folk diaper to bed cause I will not be waking up to that every night.
 
Wow. I know your friend is pi$$ed. :giggle:

I'm glad urine her corner. :giggle:

Maybe she and the guy could still work it out. *shrug* Depends. :giggle:

Even if they break up, he'll always be #1 in her book. :giggle:

:look:

Seriously, I think he might be on steroids. Not only do they cause incontinence, but also temper problems. Prognosis: not good.
 
No he does not have a medical condition that she knows of. He jumped up in the middle of the night and she said "baby what wrong?" he said "i don peed in da bed" (ok maybe not like that but in my head he sounded special) she said she waited for the punchline there wasnt one and she jumped up. Then he proceeded to go get a towel and put it across the pee pee spot and lay down on top of it. She said she started talkin about him being a pissy patty (well peter) and then he acted like he was going to throw her in the pee! Smh!!! Well anyway she is still with him that happened a week or so ago and idk if he has managed to squeeze anymore out in the middle of the night. I told her since she staying with him to buy rubber sheet and restrict his liquids after 6 lmbo! I was sworn to never bring it back up with HER so i wont but i wasnt sworn to TOTAL secrecy lol so you guys get to shake your heads with me.i just *cant* with the thirst factor.
 
Oh - I was thinking he had a condition where he wet the bed chronically or something!

The nastiest part is laying in his piss spot
 
Pat Mahurr said:
Wow. I know your friend is pi$$ed. :giggle:

I'm glad urine her corner. :giggle:

Maybe she and the guy could still work it out. *shrug* Depends. :giggle:

Even if they break up, he'll always be #1 in her book. :giggle:

:look:

Seriously, I think he might be on steroids. Not only do they cause incontinence, but also temper problems. Prognosis: not good.
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I just put you and Almaz in the FUNNY THREAD!!
 
crlsweetie912 said:
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I give both of them the side eye. I pray this was a one time thing...I know that bed was STANK by the morning.....
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I love this pic of them!

Back to the OP. How did she not know? There probably were plenty of signs but she was so d*ckmatized that she didn't see any of them. :nono: Couldn't be me.
 
Hmmmm feel bad for that guy maybe he was abused as a kid or something. A few in my own family have that problem. Glad he found someone to love him.

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cheryl26 said:
Hmmmm feel bad for that guy maybe he was abused as a kid or something. A few in my own family have that problem. Glad he found someone to love him.

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If it wasn't self inflicted via steriods, I kinda feel bad for him. He better see if there's something he can do about it.
 
ok now this sounds like it only happened once and not a regular thing.... maybe he was dreaming that he was peeing at the urinal...who knows
 
Idk if it happened again I figured that when he went and got a towel to lay back down that he was a chronic pisser because if it was a first time he would have jumped up and cleaned himself and that bed up and freaked out a little bit more. They werent living together before. They lived in seperate states and only visited each other a few times for a few days at a time.

I do wonder about these steriod comments i never thought about that, but now she is complaining about the sex and lack there of. She wont bring up the "incident" and I wont either so idk if he needs to sleep with plastic pants on or not. But when I think about him (at age 36) peeing in the bed and then she said that he cant last but a few seconds during sex I wonder what the heck is going on with him. I'm going to bring this up with her, but shes a nurse so idk.
 
Pat Mahurr said:
Wow. I know your friend is pi$$ed. :giggle:

I'm glad urine her corner. :giggle:

Maybe she and the guy could still work it out. *shrug* Depends. :giggle:

Even if they break up, he'll always be #1 in her book. :giggle:

:look:

Seriously, I think he might be on steroids. Not only do they cause incontinence, but also temper problems. Prognosis: not good.
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Pat Mahurr...STOP IT!!!! :lachen: :lachen: :lol: :rofl: :lachen:


Detroit2Dallas said:
Idk if it happened again I figured that when he went and got a towel to lay back down that he was a chronic pisser because if it was a first time he would have jumped up and cleaned himself and that bed up and freaked out a little bit more. They werent living together before. They lived in seperate states and only visited each other a few times for a few days at a time.

I do wonder about these steriod comments i never thought about that, but now she is complaining about the sex and lack there of. She wont bring up the "incident" and I wont either so idk if he needs to sleep with plastic pants on or not. But when I think about him (at age 36) peeing in the bed and then she said that he cant last but a few seconds during sex I wonder what the heck is going on with him. I'm going to bring this up with her, but shes a nurse so idk.
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^^She may really need to tell him to get checked out. He could have a serious underlying condition... :ohwell:
 
She needs to hand them keys back in and give it up before he starts howling at the moon next.

The sex wasnt lacking beforehand?
 
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