Share Your Worst Date Ever

My Lawd! I thought I had some bad dates until I started reading these. Why do I spend so much time in the hair forum? The relationship forum is the bizznazz!
 
LoveLiLi said:
Hoodrats, missing teeth, sh!tty pants - you ladies have seen it all!!! :lachen:


I've never had experiences that strange. One date started as a turn off because he was a bit bigger than the men I usually date, but he seemed sweet, so I gave him a chance.

When we were in the middle of dinner he told me that his mother had passed away a few years ago and then he paused, took a deep breath and closed his eyes. I thought he was moved by the memory of his mother, but it turns out his steak was so good that he was having an orgasm in his mouth :ohwell:.

In that instant I knew that he was too big for me and certainly had the potential to get much bigger. He probably liked food more than sex and kept plates of food on the night stand in case he needed a "snack" in the middle of the night. No, thank you :nono:.

Another time, I was in a relationship and it was time for me to meet the parents. They were so rude to me - I still can't believe it. The father glared at me the entire night and they told me that they felt I had kidnapped and brainwashed their son. According to them, they had been a tight family unit and I had ruined the relationship they used to have. I tried to defend myself and my SO squeezed my leg under the table as a signal not to say anything.

My feelings were hurt that night because of the things they said to me (because they said some other crazy things), but also because my SO didn't speak up for me. They made it a point to make me uncomfortable - and to think they call themselves Christians and told me they loved me before I left the restaurant :rolleyes:. They don't even say hello on the phone - hello is replaced by "Praise Jesus".
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I am CRACKING up. I Litterally laughed out loud and blew up my lowkey LHCF spot OMG... And I thought I liked food...
 
Well, here you go... and enjoy :drunk: ...

Just this past saturday I had a pretty bad date. No stinky pants though. This guy who is really feelin me decides that he wants to take me to the movies. That's fine because I wanted to see Just Wright anyways. I'm not feelin this dude at all because when he wanted to talk to me a while ago, a couple of weeks later he finds out that his ex is pregnant and recently found out that the baby wasn't his but the pregnancy thing was enough for me. Especially when he says: you're not going to be there for me? I told him: FOOL! I don't know you. If you're that irresponsible to have sex with someone without protection, how many other females have you sown your oats in?? But that's another thread.

So first he pulls up to my house in a hooptee and I'm like where's the other car? I'm not being superficial I was just looking really good that night because my hair was done (and I know yall can attest to that because this is lhcf and we care about hair). So I was looking forward to rollin in style. But I got over that on site.

When he buys the tickets we go in and as we pass the concession people I'm like "Ooo! I wanna slushie." He says, "u gonna buy a large one for us to share? Wth? I bought it anyway.

We get into the theater and he tries to put his arm around me while sitting down which I really don't understand because there was an armrest between us and the arm-around-me thing was quite uncomfortable. Thus I politely moved it.

Now the movie is over and I'm like ok, just take me home. i saw the movie I wanted to see, I'm good.

We get in the car and wait for it... the car won't start! (now do you understand how I'm not superficial?) The car is COMPLETELY dead. He didn't leave any lights on, it just died and he couldn't figure out why. So he starts singing and I just wanted to :wallbash: because he really thinks he can sing and he just can't. I try to tell him in a way that won't hurts his feelings like "leave the singing for the singer" or "this is my favorite song (even though I might hate that song) let him/her sing it". So we wait for his brother to get to us and he tries to make conversation and whatnot which I don't have a problem with but he's not intellectually there with me. So i just wanted to go home.

By the time I got home, I gave him a church hug across the seat, said "thanks!", and went in the house.

Thankfully I'm the type of person that can laugh at it now. :yep:
 
I've had PLENTY of bad dates.

Guy 1: We went on four dates to the movies. I paid for all four. He had no car. He was 17 and I was 16. I also did not have a car so we had to put driven around by his mom if we wanted to go somewhere.

Guy 2: I was put into the situation where I ended up offering to pay for him on a date (to the movies). He quickly said yes (?????). I mean I don't mind paying and all but...... we went on two more dates and he never once thought it made sense for him to pay for either him or me. We actually went out too. I had a job and I lived with my parents so I had a lot of money to spare (I only had one bill: gas money) So like I said I didn't mind to much but still...... That's so rude. Well one time we decided that we were just going to hang out one day. Most people would call it a casual date. Well three of his friends decided to tag along..... in MY car. Mind you, this boy also has a job as an assistant manager which pays WAYYYYYY better than me. Well at the time his car wasn't working (it hadn't been working for months). So anyway they all jump in my car. three in the back and him in the passenger seat. I ended up chauffeuring these boys around all day. Errands really.... errands that THEY needed to get done. I was cool with it for the most part b/c these boys were cool, funny and laidback. So we're having an okay time while simultaneously I'm looking down at my gas gauge hand. So all of a sudden my bf gets off the phone and says that one of his friends' cars stopped on the side of the interstate. So we go looking for this man on the side of the interstate for a good 20 minutes. We finally find him and I'm a little scared b/c I've never had to stop on the side of the interstate before. Everyone gets out of the car and all of a sudden becomes mechanics. My bf does have some car knowledge but I'm thinking... REALLY this man couldn't press onstar in his decked out hooptee???? (I live in Atlanta.... you can probably get a pretty good image of the kind of car I'm talking about... the sound system... the big rims... sparkling car.... leather colored car seats etc etc) So I sit in this hot car for over 45 minutes while all these boys play superhero on my time. At this point I am PASSSSEEEDDDDD pissed. One of my bf's friends get back in the car and of course I have to complain to someone. His friend is real cool so he sits in the car with me and pretty much sides with me. He then gets out to tell his homeboy (my bf) how rude it is to keep me waiting like that in the car. Well apparently my bf doesn't care b/c he doesn't get back in the car until a good 15 minutes pass by. Well get this!!! THIS MAN IS MAD AT ME!! He's telling me that he's just trying to help out a friend and I should understand b/c it's the right thing to do..... I was steaming. My time. My gas. My car. And it's funny b/c I actually felt kind of bad after that and decided to continue on with all the errands they had that they hadn't gotten done yet for the day. And one of the errands consisted of me driving an hour away from his house to some randoms guys house to get a car part for the guy who was STILL stuck on the side of the interstate.....

Ugh I swear some boys have NO brains. Needless to say, I'm not with that guy anymore. I found out that he was a HUGE liar and may have cheated on me while we were together. And I didn't even get to Guy 3 yet which consisted of a "date" at his nasty dirty depleted "house", his bed being a mattress in the living room which he tried getting me to lay on with him as we watch tv, him constantly trying to make out with me (every 2 seconds) and at the end of the "date" the inside of his mouth mysteriously starting to bleed........ That's the extremely short version of the horrific date. I told one of my friends about the "date" with Guy 3 and she quickly starting singing "bleeding love" by leona lewis. She still sings that every time she sees me now. I can laugh at it now but I have to say that's the most disgusting experience of my life.
 
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These stories are hilarious!!!

My worst date story happened in high school. It started when I was at the mall with my mom and I bumped into this acquaintance from school who was out with her male friend. The next day at school she tells me that the guy she was with is interested in me and wants my phone number. Mind you, I didn't really notice him so I didn't know if he was cute or not.

I gave her my phone number and the guy calls me the same night. We talk for a while before we decide that we should go on a date. So we decided to watch a movie so the plan was for us to meet downtown, grab something to eat and watch this movie.

First of all, this boy was almost an hour late. Second of all, when he finally did arrive, he was not cute enough to pass off being that damn late. Third of all, we missed the movie we were supposed to watch so we had to watch a later one (which meant more time spent with him).

So to pass the time, we decide to window shop for about 45 mins. Then I suggested going somewhere to eat but he thought it would be best for us to buy slices of pizza and smuggle them into the movie theatre ~sighs~ . I gave him the side-eye but I agreed to do so. We get to the pizza place and we order our food and when comes time to pay, he just stares at me. Finally he says "you're gonna have to get this one since I'M paying for the movie".

So I pay for the pizza and we head over to the movie theatre. We get in and I have to sneak in our pizza in my purse. The movie starts and I'm praying that its short so I can get the hell out of there. About half-way through the movie, I get up to go to the washroom which is near the lobby. At that exact moment, I saw the bus that takes me home pass by slowly, taunting me to get on it and run away from the date. I stared at it for some time but came to the conclusion that skipping out on the date that way is just mean.

I begrudgingly walked back to the theatre and cringed while he tried to put his arm around me. When the movie finally ended, I got up from my seat in a haste and power-walked to the theatre exit. I tell my date that I had a good time (lies) but I had to go catch my bus home.

Tell me why this boy decides that he wants to bus me home? I repeat over and over again that her really doesn't need to bus me home but he kept insisting. There was no way of getting rid of him. So we hop on the bus and rode for 45 mins of intense pain on my part. I tell him that the next stop is mine thinking that he'll stay on the bus but he wants to walk me all the way to my door.
WHY?????!!!

I lie and tell him that my parents aren't actually allowing me to date so him walking me to my door was out of the question. I ran off and never spoke to him again after that date.
 
My worst date ( actually non date) just happened. OMG! I still am mad... i met this guy on bpm and he comes across as a total package, however he is so not. He has a high profile job and i am busy so we had to plan when we were going to see each other. So anyway on mother's day he invited me over to get to know each other alittle more and we decided we would go on a day trip to a state park which is an island that is only available by boat, so you have to make a reservation.

Actually this is the second time we said we would do this and get to know each other because the first time he forgot to cancel with me and the captain called me and i forgot to cancel so it was a mess, i texted him to lose my number. So 2-3 wks later, he contacts me and thats how i came over for mothers day.

So he has to go out of town for four days later that week and i only chatted with him alittle threw out the next two wks, no big deal we are just getting to know each other, then the day of the trip, OMG, i went to go pick him up because i have been on the trip before and can get there, anyway he was still in the bed WASTED, I was so angry omgosh i had to called the boating service again and cancel a 2nd time and all he can say is, I know you pissed?

I wanted to leave but he looking sad like he didnt mean too, then acted like he just needed to shower and then we would go, so anyway i go to my car to get the food out of there that was for the trip, come bk to his place and sit with him and eat some, then someone calls him and he has to take the call and he has to go help someone move!
I was like ok, he says it will only be an hour, i was like ok can i stay here, he is like not in my room, im like oh whatever, dude you are asking ALOT. He said 1 hr which i texted him then like letting him know where i am, keep in mind i have a babysitter watching my child till 6p, and i thought i would be out at the island chilling but no, so i text him and he says he still out he will hit me bk? I waited one more hour at the mall then text him like just do you i will ttyl.

No response so then i told him i dont want to see him again because he play and he didnt have to leave me today. i mean it, im gone.

It was the hard for me to do that because i thought i wanted to continue on, because i thought i liked him but he wasnt prioritzing correctly, He wont talk to me now, so i texted him he should have just lost my number rather than come bk and waste my time, fck you! ugh i dont like dudes that waste my time.
 
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It started with him talking about how he smokes weed EVERY night with no remorse, all politicians are dirty and conniving. Then morphed to I didnt rape that girl in the butt back in college. And finished with a dose of oh by the way here's my son that was JUST FRIGGGIN' born. OMG! Never again.
 
OK, ladies. I don't think I posted about this before. My junior prom (I didn't want to go to senior prom). I went with this guy who was super cute, from Hong Kong. His American name was Andy. We had hung out before, played pool and drank chinese beer. He seemed ok, nothing to write home about but a nice dude and cute.

So he asked me to prom through a mutual friend and I said yes. He came to pick me up and gave me a corsage, my mom took pics. So far so good. He takes me to a Japanese restaurant and he orders sushi. Tell me why this dude takes the WHOLE hunk of wasabi off his plate and straight up eats the whole thing!!! (For those who don't know, wasabi is super duper hot, you mix a tiny crumb with soy sauce and dip your food in the sauce.) The waiters are all gathered around like :shocked: and summon dudes from out the kitchen to watch. Andy's face turns BRIGHT RED like a tomato, and tears start pouring down his face, meanwhile he is smiling like he won the lotto. He looks like a psychopath to me at this point. The waiters are in shock, they have never seen a person do that before. I'm afraid he's going to pass out. I just want to GO.

We get to the prom and this fool runs off to chat with his friends.... leaving me ALONE at the table for ages. :burnup: So finally he storms over to the table in a rage. His friend was caught drinking and will now be suspended, and this will somehow mess up his college or whatever. Me, I'm like *shrug* That's what happens when you get drunk at prom with 12,000 teachers milling around. :look:

Finally, at almost the last dance, he asks me to dance with him. We start to dance for like a tenth of a second and it just ain't happening. I stop and walk off the dance floor.

On the drive to the afterparty, he's all angry, so he drives like a bat escaping hades. I was literally afraid for my life, esp since I had been in a car accident with a BF earlier that year. I was literally praying to live through the night. I begged him to slow down, and he was ~enjoying~ the fact that I was terrified. :nono: Psycho.

He sees a car in front of us and says "isn't that xyz (kid in our school)'s car?" I said I have no clue, it's dark and I don't even know what he drives. Well, Andy decides that it will be a funny prank to ride the bumper HARD, with his brights shining high, and blares the horn. I am just ready to leap out the phugging window of the moving car at this point. Keep in mind, there are deer everywhere, this is a winding road with almost no street lights, and it's dangerous to drive here in daytime even.

It gets worse. The driver of the car in front of us SLAMS on the breaks, and Andy almost ploughs into his ride. The driver (who was actually a cute guy) was about the angriest I have ever seen a man get in my whole life. He REEMS Andy, I mean verbally tears him a new one like I have never seen. I was ~sure~ this dude was ready to reach into the car and beat the dogpoop out of Andy. My date starts sobbing and apologizing. It was humiliating to witness.

Things got even worse at the after party, when he sat and gambled the whole night without saying one word to me. He did put my name into the raffle on his tickets though, and I won $100! Being nice, I gave him $50 (i also wanted him to know he would NOT be getting any).

Do you know this fool wanted me to cheat for him on the SAT a couple weeks later :nono: GTFOOHWTBS
 
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Daaaang Andy sounds like such a douchebag :nono:

I haven't had any bad dates yet.. but that's because I haven't been dating LOL I'm sure that'll change soon when I start...or at least hopefully start.
 
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