i put the wrong link for mine. but anyway here it is.
okay, so I have 'known' of C for a year a half now, and C asks me on a date. I accept. BIG MISTAKE! BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Enter Scene 1: Bumpin!
I open the door to get in the backseat, and C's friend, F, decides to get in the back for me. I proceed to try and introduce myself, and C turns the stereo system up to 30, and the sound of the ever so romantic rapper Plies fills my ears. So I have to yell over music to introduce myself to C's friend. C finally turns down the radio and asks me if I would like to go to a movie or to a restaurant. In my head, I wonder what happened to dinner AND a movie. Anywho, I pick restaurant. I sit listening to more Plies. as I ride to what I think is our destination.
Enter Scene 2: Just droppin by...
So we get really far away from my town, and by then I'm thinking, 'Where the heck is C taking me?' To my surprise, it wasn't a restaurant. We are at F's apartment compliment. We drop F at the apartment, and I think to myself 'Okay, we're finally going to eat'. Sike!!! We make a second stop. And we actually get out! I follow C into a crowded apartment. There are 3 black women, one of which is VERY pregnant. There are also 4 little girls, and a 18 month old boy. As I sit down, the 4 little girls surround me and jump all over me, stepping on my new bag with their blackened white socks, rubbing my hair, asking me about my piercings, my clothes, and my nails. The 18 month old is walking around in a diaper that is so wet and full that it is sagging off of him. I sit there in one spot while C talks to these women. I feel so saddened when the pregnant woman starts to roll a blunt. At this point I'm ready to go, but these ladies seem hood so I don't want to say anything. Finally, C is ready to go.
Enter Scene 3: Pistols and $ Menunaires
As we pull out of the apartment complex, C see's an aquaintence driving beside us and proceeds to beep the horn. The aquaintence, whom I'll dub P(istol), ask C to pull over into a dark parking lot. C pulls over, rolls down the window on MY side and P walks over, licking his lips at me . He asks me what I'm doin, and I tell him I'm with C. He then asks me if I wanna come chill with him later. I look at C, who's just sitting there like a dumb fludpucker. I tell him he's not my type so he moves on. P then asks C to let him hold a car for a little while; he even offers collaterol: a pistiol : his Honda, and some funds. C says thats fine, but just don't carry any heat, you know the PoPo's are watching my cars. Now I'm totally freaking out in my mind, and I have a sinking feeling that the night is only gonna get worse.
Finally, we pull out, and we start driving down a strip that is filled with restaurants. I'm thinking that maybe this date can finally be turned around because I am hungry. This pass.hole pulls into Mickey Dee's yal! Thats right, home of the Dollar Menunaires! I'm like aw hell nawl, I thought we were going to a restaurant, but instead of voicing my disappointment, I just go ahead and exit the car. We're walking through the parking lot, and C asks what I'm getting. I ask C, 'Wat can you afford', cuz at this point, I'm thinking C is broke. C says, "Wait, you didn't tell me I had to pay!". Ninja please! I turn around and tell C to take me home. C begs me to stay and says we have to eat off of $10. We get in the Mcdonald's and C tells me to order. Then C see's a police officer walk in, and THROWS $6 at me and proceeds to hide behind a post. This fool is ducking the cops! I order my food, and turn around only to see C running out of the door because the cop was getting closer. I was shocked. This fool left me! Anyway, I finally get my order, and this idiot is sitting in the car waiting for me. We pull off.
Scene 4: Filth and Friends
We get to C's house, and I'm carrying my Mighty Kids Meal and see a group of people standing on the porch. OMG! Its P(istol), another man, and a young woman with 3 kids. When we get in the house, I immediately take note of how filthy it is. So I find the cleanest corner I can and start eating my food. Tell me why C's dog keeps scooting closer to me. I'll be damned if I share my tiny Mighty Kids Meal with the dog! The dog better back of my McNuggets cuz I ain't sharin! Then, I can't even finish it anyway, because the house is so filthy that I feel like my meal was infected as soon as I walked in.
Anyway, while I'm eating, C and P finally do the car and pistol trade. Then all the adults leave. The kids.... they are still here. I'm starting to panic. I know C is not babysitting! Who is going to take me home, and when? C finally comes over to me and shows me to the 'living room', which is nothing more than a concrete slab with a tv and a big pillow for the dog. SMH. C pulls up 2 chairs and we start watching some random movie.
C gets hungry I guess, and gets up to start cooking some beef. All of a sudden, I smell this horrible rotten tuna smell, and this fool has the nerve to ask me if I think the meat is rotten. I'm grossed out at this point, and pissed because I feel dirty and the damn dog is scratching near me, which in turn is making me itch! C examines my face, and has the nerve to ask me if I'm mad. HELL YEAH I'm mad, and I'm RET' ta go! C asks why, knowing I don't have a curfew. I give C the silent treatment for an hour, which finally seems to get the hint across.
Scene 5: Finally Free
C gets pissed and starts acting mad. Wakes the kids up out of their sleep and tells them to meet us at the car. I didn't want to leave the kids in the house by themselves, so I put on their shoes and coats because its cold outside and C is being trifling. Finally, I've rounded up the kids, and we all get in the car. C is bumping Plies again, while the kids are in the back seat trying to sleep. We get halfway to my town, and C asks if I want to go to a city thats completely out of the way to go and see a friend. I tell C no, I want to go home. So we keep driving in silence. C stops at a gas station, goes in, and comes back with liquor in a brown sack! As we ride the rest of the way home, C drinks the entire bottle, then throws it out the window! Finally, we're at my house, and I jump out as soon as the car stops, no words spoken, I'm just gone.
This was a horrible first 'date'. My first date ever and it goes like this? I'm so discouraged.
ETA: C just text me at 10:39 pm- Yo im sorry how things went down but the next time if their is one ill take you to a jamican restaurant or somewhere else o and my ppl said you look like a A1 type person
Urm, is this that fool's way of saying that steak is out of the budget?
Well that greedy mf must of had about 4 plates.The ride ended and we got off the dock and got on the train to go home, and thats when S#$$ really hit the fan, literally. He turns to me on the train, "damn, my stomach is killing me". Keep in mind we have kinda along ride. So i say to him ,"Do you want to get off the train?". He says no.
, he passed gas and crapped on himself. Lord I'll never forget, that train was packed.We got off the train and everybody was looking at us because the his light tan pants were all F$$$$ up. I wanted to leave but i was too sympathetic. I suggested too him lets go on the street to find a bathroom for him to clean up(i was going try to buy another pair of pants with his money of course) He did not want to do this instead he wanted to get in a cab and go home
erplexed I'm like you cant sit in the back of the cab like that. He insisted, so he picked up newspaper and he put it in the back of the cab, and yes a few people were looking but most didnt notice because it was late at night.Anyway while were in the cab the driver is like what is that smell? My date tells him he stepped in dog poop.It was afwul cause he was still going in the back of the cab(that poor driver
)and poor me
I mean really!
he like well this other girl i am friends with would do it if i asked her... we supposed to be dating.. I am like 
. They don't even say hello on the phone - hello is replaced by "Praise Jesus".
perplexed
good night! 
on himself expecting a date to clean him up???? I cannot imagine. And then to think he's gonna hit it too?
and ended up a statistic.
