Share Your Worst Date Ever

My worst date ever happened during undergrad. One of the organizations on campus had discount tickets for Alvin Ailey. The show started at 8 p.m. My date & I agreed to meet at the theater. I traveled on the train w/ some of the people from school.

He didn't show up until 8:30 p.m. He said that his friend hit a car. I was still disgusted, despite his "explanation", because he didn't called me to let me know what was happening. He just showed up late. On top of all that, he had on a du-rag & baggy jeans. His shirt and shoes were nice, though. (I don't know what guys think they're doing when they wear a nice shirt w/ a du-rag & baggy jeans. If the whole outfit isn't together, then what's the point:whyme:). I had on an ankle-length sleeveless red dress.

We went in & saw the show until intermission, at which time he informs me that he wanted to leave b/c Alvin Ailey wasn't "ghetto enough" for him. We ended up going to McDonald's, where, among other things, he talked about what a pretty N***A he was.

No wonder we only dated for one month.
 
I'll bite! :grin::grin:


I met this guy at a party that my friend and I attended. My friend is like 12 years older than me...so there were a lot of older men there. I was about 22 at the time.

There was this one guy that I thought was cute! He was about 6'2 brown skinned...nice build...just like I like em!

Sounds like the beginning of something right? WRONG!!!:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:


He called me one day, I was over my mom's house. He siad he wanted to see me. I told him that I was not date-ready. I had on a pink velour jogging suit...(they were in style then- lol).

He said we could do something casual. I remember specifically asking him not to overdress me. He said he wouldn't.

He came to my mom's house and picked me up in guess what ??

A SUIT!!! Yes a suit!! I'm thinking :ohwell::ohwell::ohwell:

I said " Why do you have on a suit?" He said "After we leave..I'm going to the club with my friends!!" :spinning::spinning::spinning:

In my head I'm thinking you're gonna wear a suit to the club? :lachen::lachen:

Also you're gonna go out with me and funk it up...and still go to the club?

I told him that I was not dressed for a restaurant...but we should go somewhere low key.

He said okay.

So we turn up in Walmart!! :nono::nono::nono:

He said "I hope you don't mind...I need to get a few things for my house."

I was like "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy"

So we go into Walmart...and he has on a suit and I'm not sure if he was trying to look debonair or what. But he has one hand in his pocket trying to push the basket!!:lachen::lachen:
Those baskets aren't light...you have to push them with 2 hands...He ran into some stuff...and never once pulled his hand out of his pocket.I offerred to push the basket....after he struggled...at this point it's a full on shopping spree!!

I felt like I was on SuperMarket Sweep! He was putting some of everything in there...

Fast Foward to Dinner/Lunch



We went to McAllisters...and the convo was so-so. He got something with peppers and onions...after we finished. He asked if I would like to take a walk...it was January 15th!
I told him it was too cold. He insisted..I'm praying..."Let me get out of this alive!"
We were walking and it wasn't really cold, it was pretty mild that day...but I was ready to go home.

He started talking about life and just being overly deep for a first date.
Found out he had 2 kids by 2 different women that were 6 months apart!

TURN - OFF!!!!:blush::blush::blush:

So I told him I needed to be getting home. We get into his truck.
He tried to make out!!! When he leaned over his breath smelled like those onions and peppers he had at McAlister's. It was rank!! :perplexed:perplexed:perplexed

I turned my head...because I didn't want to kiss him...also because I couldn't bear the breath!!:lachen::lachen::lachen:

I guess he got a whiff of it himself..because he got out of his truck and went to the trunk.
I'm watching him out of the the rearview mirror. During his shopping spree he bought some mouthwash.Tell me why this man gargles mouthwash in the back of his trunk to freshen his breath????:nono::nono::nono:

I'm thinking " I'm being Punk'd...this is not happening!!!"

He gets back in the truck and tries to kiss me!:perplexed:perplexed:perplexed

I said..."Look I need to go!!"

He was like 'What's wrong?" (How could he not know??)

So he took me back to my mom's house...in my rush to be free of him..I left my cell phone on his seat. He called me about 15 minutes later and said I left my cell phone. He brought it to me and tried to make out again.

I never called him after that...he called me incessantly. I never answered.

One day he called me from a random number at 6am...questioning why I hadn't called him...

Very stalker - ish... I politely hung up in his face..and got my number changed!!

WORST DATE EVER!!!!!
 
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omg....imma bite too cuz just had one yesterday.

met this guy. we've been talkin on da phone for like a month. now, the first time met up, i was under the influence of medication...sinus medication. so yea, i was a lil high... anyway, during the first encounter, i kept lookin at him sayin to myself...sumfin ain't right bout his face...i kept lookin, but nixed it off...

yesterday, we met up and went to Ihop. So i figured i would treat this time since he did last time. plus it's ihop, so i ain't trippin... the waitress brings us the menu. he said he didn't want anything, but i ordered. so i'm still starring at his face tryna figure out what da hell am i missin....couldn't quite put my thumb on it. meanwhile, he ordered hot tea and didn't want anything to eat and i couldn't figure out why.

so we get in the parkin lot and he asks for a hug. i gave the bama a hug, then he snuck in a kiss:ohwell: just a simple peck on the lips. well, during the kiss, i noticed his lips felt mushy.... didn't pay it no mind.

we went back to his place. we're talking, listening to music. well, i'm sittin on the couch with my legs propped over his. now, i gotta good angle, cuz i'm still tryna peep wassup wif his face. well lo n behold..as he's talkin, i figured it allll out.

now picha this.... i zeroed in on his mouth, and as he's talkin, i don't hear jack..cuz i'm traumatized at what i saw.... DIS BAMA'S TOP FRONT GRILL IS MISSIN!!!!!!! no wonda his lips felt mushy.....dis joka don't have top teeth!!!!

i was so traumatized, i told him i had to go...he walked me out, but i walked in front of him to my car, hurried up and got in before he got to me...he was like..is everything OK..i was like..nawww i just gotta go.

why this fool steady blowin up my phone....i had to scrub my lips in peroxied...seriously...omg...
 
darlingdiva - how pretty he is? really? LMAO ...

cutiepiebabygurl - OMG... dead @ the mouthwash...

thatjersey girl - awww you coulda asked him where his teeth were... I bet he can "gnaw" at it real good if you know what I mean!
 
Okay as some of you know I went up in an Orthodox Jewish family so when you date you are dating to get married. Well the Shidduch (Matchmacker) lady seemed to have a problem with my colour so she was setting me up with men I did NOT want. WHITE. Well she sent me this 400 pound Yeshiva Student who smelled like Yesterdays booty today I mean arses of Yesteryear. Well he was going on and on about how you are going to support me while I study and if we have children they are NOT going to speak Mizhari languages they are only going to speak Yiddish and I should be SOOOOO happy that someone like Me (as he says it) would want you because after all you are a SCHVARTZE
Black in German but really N-word in this context so you should be SOOO happy that I want you. I was like okay date over goodbye. The second guy was looking for a quick lay because he thought because I am Mizrahi that we were easy. I was like FAIL Wrong again. I drop that lady like a 2 dollar garden tool and told her why.

Called the lady from my community problem solved
 
Almaz said:
Okay as some of you know I went up in an Orthodox Jewish family so when you date you are dating to get married. Well the Shidduch (Matchmacker) lady seemed to have a problem with my colour so she was setting me up with men I did NOT want. WHITE. Well she sent me this 400 pound Yeshiva Student who smelled like Yesterdays booty today I mean arses of Yesteryear. Well he was going on and on about how you are going to support me while I study and if we have children they are NOT going to speak Mizhari languages they are only going to speak Yiddish and I should be SOOOOO happy that someone like Me (as he says it) would want you because after all you are a SCHVARTZE
Black in German but really N-word in this context so you should be SOOO happy that I want you. I was like okay date over goodbye. The second guy was looking for a quick lay because he thought because I am Mizrahi that we were easy. I was like FAIL Wrong again. I drop that lady like a 2 dollar garden tool and told her why.

Called the lady from my community problem solved
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As beautiful as you are (from your pictures), your color should have been the last of the concerns.
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
omg....imma bite too cuz just had one yesterday.

met this guy. we've been talkin on da phone for like a month. now, the first time met up, i was under the influence of medication...sinus medication. so yea, i was a lil high... anyway, during the first encounter, i kept lookin at him sayin to myself...sumfin ain't right bout his face...i kept lookin, but nixed it off...

yesterday, we met up and went to Ihop. So i figured i would treat this time since he did last time. plus it's ihop, so i ain't trippin... the waitress brings us the menu. he said he didn't want anything, but i ordered. so i'm still starring at his face tryna figure out what da hell am i missin....couldn't quite put my thumb on it. meanwhile, he ordered hot tea and didn't want anything to eat and i couldn't figure out why.

so we get in the parkin lot and he asks for a hug. i gave the bama a hug, then he snuck in a kiss:ohwell: just a simple peck on the lips. well, during the kiss, i noticed his lips felt mushy.... didn't pay it no mind.

we went back to his place. we're talking, listening to music. well, i'm sittin on the couch with my legs propped over his. now, i gotta good angle, cuz i'm still tryna peep wassup wif his face. well lo n behold..as he's talkin, i figured it allll out.

now picha this.... i zeroed in on his mouth, and as he's talkin, i don't hear jack..cuz i'm traumatized at what i saw.... DIS BAMA'S TOP FRONT GRILL IS MISSIN!!!!!!! no wonda his lips felt mushy.....dis joka don't have top teeth!!!!

i was so traumatized, i told him i had to go...he walked me out, but i walked in front of him to my car, hurried up and got in before he got to me...he was like..is everything OK..i was like..nawww i just gotta go.

why this fool steady blowin up my phone....i had to scrub my lips in peroxied...seriously...omg...
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OMG OMG OMG OMG :lachen: :lachen: :lachen: I would've been mortified!!! :lachen:
 
Lol. I've had quite a few. So my friend introduced me to his guy. I thought he was cute, not quite my type but cute. So we decide for our first date to go to a soul food restaurant near his house so I say ok I'll meet u by ur house. I get to his area and the fool isn't ready. I don't want to go to his house but it's cold as heck and I don't want to wait outside because as it turned out he lives in the projects. So I go upstairs and he looks perfectly dressed to me. So I'm pissed cud I'm thinking this fool is trying to pull the okie doke on me.
So he proceeds to tell me that he can't figure ou what shoes to wear. He goes to his closet and shows me his shoe collection. Then he shows me his "exclusive" sneakers. He pulls out outfits that he wore to various labor day parades and Harlem day parades and how he was "killin them". He also had long braids (I don't like guys with hair) so he compares his hair to my hair, he was about SL and I was about Apl. But not to be outdone he has to mention how he has some Indian in his family so it's ok that my hair was longer cus his hair was silkier. Lol.
After his primping we head to the restaurant and he puts his arm around me as we pass the neighborhood goons. I guess I was fly enough to be in his presence, lol. Then in he restaurant he's playing big man and telling me how everyone knows him, it's his regular spot, but I got the drift that it was where he brought all his dates, lol.
 
CocoSlim83 said:
Lol. I've had quite a few. So my friend introduced me to his guy. I thought he was cute, not quite my type but cute. So we decide for our first date to go to a soul food restaurant near his house so I say ok I'll meet u by ur house. I get to his area and the fool isn't ready. I don't want to go to his house but it's cold as heck and I don't want to wait outside because as it turned out he lives in the projects. So I go upstairs and he looks perfectly dressed to me. So I'm pissed cud I'm thinking this fool is trying to pull the okie doke on me.
So he proceeds to tell me that he can't figure ou what shoes to wear. He goes to his closet and shows me his shoe collection. Then he shows me his "exclusive" sneakers. He pulls out outfits that he wore to various labor day parades and Harlem day parades and how he was "killin them". He also had long braids (I don't like guys with hair) so he compares his hair to my hair, he was about SL and I was about Apl. But not to be outdone he has to mention how he has some Indian in his family so it's ok that my hair was longer cus his hair was silkier. Lol.
After his primping we head to the restaurant and he puts his arm around me as we pass the neighborhood goons. I guess I was fly enough to be in his presence, lol. Then in he restaurant he's playing big man and telling me how everyone knows him, it's his regular spot, but I got the drift that it was where he brought all his dates, lol.
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:lachen:@ his wanna be diet black texture.
 
Well mine was over 15 years ago but me and my best friend laugh about it to this day. I met a nice, handsome guy. He invited me on a boat ride his best friend was throwing. The actual boat ride was cool, his friends wife had cooked and the guy I was with could not stop eating particularly the potato salad.:look:Well that greedy mf must of had about 4 plates.The ride ended and we got off the dock and got on the train to go home, and thats when S#$$ really hit the fan, literally. He turns to me on the train, "damn, my stomach is killing me". Keep in mind we have kinda along ride. So i say to him ,"Do you want to get off the train?". He says no.
Then it happened:blush:, he passed gas and crapped on himself. Lord I'll never forget, that train was packed.We got off the train and everybody was looking at us because the his light tan pants were all F$$$$ up. I wanted to leave but i was too sympathetic. I suggested too him lets go on the street to find a bathroom for him to clean up(i was going try to buy another pair of pants with his money of course) He did not want to do this instead he wanted to get in a cab and go home:perplexed I'm like you cant sit in the back of the cab like that. He insisted, so he picked up newspaper and he put it in the back of the cab, and yes a few people were looking but most didnt notice because it was late at night.Anyway while were in the cab the driver is like what is that smell? My date tells him he stepped in dog poop.It was afwul cause he was still going in the back of the cab(that poor driver:sad:)and poor me:ohwell:
I dropped him and that bum had the nerve to ask me to help clean him up and while he still full of crap tells me I'm free to spend the night at his place.:nono:I mean really!:look:
Well that was our first and last date. I was so embarrased that day but now I just laugh.Yeah that was the worse for me.:yep:
 
brownbeauty196 said:
Well mine was over 15 years ago but me and my best friend laugh about it to this day. I met a nice, handsome guy. He invited me on a boat ride his best friend was throwing. The actual boat ride was cool, his friends wife had cooked and the guy I was with could not stop eating particularly the potato salad.:look:Well that greedy mf must of had about 4 plates.The ride ended and we got off the dock and got on the train to go home, and thats when S#$$ really hit the fan, literally. He turns to me on the train, "damn, my stomach is killing me". Keep in mind we have kinda along ride. So i say to him ,"Do you want to get off the train?". He says no.
Then it happened:blush:, he passed gas and crapped on himself. Lord I'll never forget, that train was packed.We got off the train and everybody was looking at us because the his light tan pants were all F$$$$ up. I wanted to leave but i was too sympathetic. I suggested too him lets go on the street to find a bathroom for him to clean up(i was going try to buy another pair of pants with his money of course) He did not want to do this instead he wanted to get in a cab and go home:perplexed I'm like you cant sit in the back of the cab like that. He insisted, so he picked up newspaper and he put it in the back of the cab, and yes a few people were looking but most didnt notice because it was late at night.Anyway while were in the cab the driver is like what is that smell? My date tells him he stepped in dog poop.It was afwul cause he was still going in the back of the cab(that poor driver:sad:)and poor me:ohwell:
I dropped him and that bum had the nerve to ask me to help clean him up and while he still full of crap tells me I'm free to spend the night at his place.:nono:I mean really!:look:
Well that was our first and last date. I was so embarrased that day but now I just laugh.Yeah that was the worse for me.:yep:
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Oh man, she must've put Milk of Magnesia in her potato salad.


TMI alert


That happened to me when I went to this SDA church that served TVP meat after service. This happened the first time I went there. I was on the J train when it happened too. I threw up and came out the other end, without warning. It was SOOO embarrassing. My parents had to come and pick me up. I was at an ex boyfriends house. (I always have to hurl out both ends when I vomit).

(Sorry for the tmi but I'm sure u all laughed at my expense)
 
brownbeauty196 said:
Well mine was over 15 years ago but me and my best friend laugh about it to this day. I met a nice, handsome guy. He invited me on a boat ride his best friend was throwing. The actual boat ride was cool, his friends wife had cooked and the guy I was with could not stop eating particularly the potato salad.:look:Well that greedy mf must of had about 4 plates.The ride ended and we got off the dock and got on the train to go home, and thats when S#$$ really hit the fan, literally. He turns to me on the train, "damn, my stomach is killing me". Keep in mind we have kinda along ride. So i say to him ,"Do you want to get off the train?". He says no.
Then it happened:blush:, he passed gas and crapped on himself. Lord I'll never forget, that train was packed.We got off the train and everybody was looking at us because the his light tan pants were all F$$$$ up. I wanted to leave but i was too sympathetic. I suggested too him lets go on the street to find a bathroom for him to clean up(i was going try to buy another pair of pants with his money of course) He did not want to do this instead he wanted to get in a cab and go home:perplexed I'm like you cant sit in the back of the cab like that. He insisted, so he picked up newspaper and he put it in the back of the cab, and yes a few people were looking but most didnt notice because it was late at night.Anyway while were in the cab the driver is like what is that smell? My date tells him he stepped in dog poop.It was afwul cause he was still going in the back of the cab(that poor driver:sad:)and poor me:ohwell:
I dropped him and that bum had the nerve to ask me to help clean him up and while he still full of crap tells me I'm free to spend the night at his place.:nono:I mean really!:look:
Well that was our first and last date. I was so embarrased that day but now I just laugh.Yeah that was the worse for me.:yep:
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cutiepiebabygirl said:
So we turn up in Walmart!! :nono::nono::nono:

He said "I hope you don't mind...I need to get a few things for my house."

I was like "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy"

So we go into Walmart...and he has on a suit and I'm not sure if he was trying to look debonair or what. But he has one hand in his pocket trying to push the basket!!:lachen::lachen:
Those baskets aren't light...you have to push them with 2 hands...He ran into some stuff...and never once pulled his hand out of his pocket.I offerred to push the basket....after he struggled...at this point it's a full on shopping spree!!

I felt like I was on SuperMarket Sweep! He was putting some of everything in there...
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wth!!!! :lachen::lachen:
 
I was 19. He didn't have a car yet. I thought that's ok- I can do this. He said he wanted to take me to dinner so I (in my little princess head) heard 'dinner' and dressed for dinner. When he showed up, my roommate said 'ah-ah, you need to change.' She told me that he was very casual so I changed into a sundress- but still a pretty princess dress. :yep:

We caught the bus and started talking- I moved past it. When we got off, I was thinking 'Are there restaurants up here?' So anyway it was a restaurant where you ordered your food at the counter and carried your own tray back to your seat. Yes!!! :blush: My bubble was busted. Not that this is the problem. But in my head when someone sends you a dozen roses and says 'I want to take you to dinner' that says something different. He could have said 'let's hang out' and that would have been fine.

So it was his favorite place to eat, whatever. It was late when we got done (b/c he couldn't stop eating), so there were no buses running but he had planned, so he called a taxi. When the car arrived, it was coughing up gas and bad fumes and I got a really bad feeling. The taxi broke down in the middle of the city and the man still demanded his money. We were like 'what are we supposed to do?' He said "Call another taxi." How much worse could this night get? It was really late now- we were stranded & the streets were almost empty but 10 mins later another much nicer taxi was passing and we caught it. When we got home my date who had paid for seconds did not have enough money to pay.

I wanted to scream. :wallbash: But lucky for us this little overdressed princess knew something about mad money. I used it to pay the taxi. He was so relieved-too relieved- can you imagine he still wanted a kiss? Anyway, we both agreed it was the worst date- maybe a little funny. He wrote about it for his English class- I'm sure it was not what I would write :nono:- and got an A. I was mad at that.
 
TheLaurynDoll said:
Oh man, she must've put Milk of Magnesia in her potato salad.


TMI alert


That happened to me when I went to this SDA church that served TVP meat after service. This happened the first time I went there. I was on the J train when it happened too. I threw up and came out the other end, without warning. It was SOOO embarrassing. My parents had to come and pick me up. I was at an ex boyfriends house. (I always have to hurl out both ends when I vomit).

(Sorry for the tmi but I'm sure u all laughed at my expense)
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:lachen:Girl i feel for you, it wasnt even me and I was so embarrased, when I got off the train I did not look to the right or left of me I just dashed out the door.
 
CocoSlim83 said:
So he proceeds to tell me that he can't figure ou what shoes to wear. He goes to his closet and shows me his shoe collection. Then he shows me his "exclusive" sneakers. He pulls out outfits that he wore to various labor day parades and Harlem day parades and how he was "killin them".
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:lachen::lachen::lachen:

He also had long braids (I don't like guys with hair) so he compares his hair to my hair, he was about SL and I was about Apl. But not to be outdone he has to mention how he has some Indian in his family so it's ok that my hair was longer cus his hair was silkier. Lol.
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:lachen::lachen:
 
:lachen:I've only had 2 real bf's. Both long term (1st 5yrs & I've been with the current 3 years and counting). Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on the dating scene...now not so much! Great thread!
 
hmm....

i went on a date with a white guy once. nothing major, just a coffee at starbucks. anyway, he asked me what my favorite foods were so i told him i liked sushi and italian food but whenever i went home to visit my family, i would have my dad drive to the Popeyes Fried Chicken to pick up a family sized box on the way home.

he goes, "Well, of course that makes sense..."

i give him the side eye, "oh? ....why?"

he goes, "because you're black..."

..........

WTF.

i politely ended the date and made a beeline for the door.

he also bragged about working for AP media as a photographer, thinking he was some kind of big deal. which meant absolutely nothing to me because if i were going to be a snot, i would have bragged about my life, and i'd look like a bigger deal than him. tool.
 
Hoodrats, missing teeth, sh!tty pants - you ladies have seen it all!!! :lachen:


I've never had experiences that strange. One date started as a turn off because he was a bit bigger than the men I usually date, but he seemed sweet, so I gave him a chance.

When we were in the middle of dinner he told me that his mother had passed away a few years ago and then he paused, took a deep breath and closed his eyes. I thought he was moved by the memory of his mother, but it turns out his steak was so good that he was having an orgasm in his mouth :ohwell:.

In that instant I knew that he was too big for me and certainly had the potential to get much bigger. He probably liked food more than sex and kept plates of food on the night stand in case he needed a "snack" in the middle of the night. No, thank you :nono:.

Another time, I was in a relationship and it was time for me to meet the parents. They were so rude to me - I still can't believe it. The father glared at me the entire night and they told me that they felt I had kidnapped and brainwashed their son. According to them, they had been a tight family unit and I had ruined the relationship they used to have. I tried to defend myself and my SO squeezed my leg under the table as a signal not to say anything.

My feelings were hurt that night because of the things they said to me (because they said some other crazy things), but also because my SO didn't speak up for me. They made it a point to make me uncomfortable - and to think they call themselves Christians and told me they loved me before I left the restaurant :rolleyes:. They don't even say hello on the phone - hello is replaced by "Praise Jesus".
 
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I don't have any stories to add; I tend to push traumatic events from my mind :giggle: , but this thread is making me wanna run from the dating scene!
 
When we were in the middle if dinner he told me that his mother had passed away a few years ago and then he paused, took a deep breath and closed his eyes. I thought he was moved by the memory of his mother, but it turns out his steak was so good that he was having an orgasm in his mouth :ohwell:.


OMG!!! I laughed soooooooooooo hard at this!
I can just picture his face...Girl you had me in tears!!!
Lord Have Mercy!!!
 
Khalia27 said:
Hoodrats, missing teeth, sh!tty pants - you ladies have seen it all!!! :lachen:


I've never had experiences that strange. One date started as a turn off because he was a bit bigger than the men I usually date, but he seemed sweet, so I gave him a chance.

When we were in the middle of dinner he told me that his mother had passed away a few years ago and then he paused, took a deep breath and closed his eyes. I thought he was moved by the memory of his mother, but it turns out his steak was so good that he was having an orgasm in his mouth :ohwell:.
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Lol... that's pretty strange to me. I'm still laughing.:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
brownbeauty196 said:
Well mine was over 15 years ago but me and my best friend laugh about it to this day. I met a nice, handsome guy. He invited me on a boat ride his best friend was throwing. The actual boat ride was cool, his friends wife had cooked and the guy I was with could not stop eating particularly the potato salad.:look:Well that greedy mf must of had about 4 plates.The ride ended and we got off the dock and got on the train to go home, and thats when S#$$ really hit the fan, literally. He turns to me on the train, "damn, my stomach is killing me". Keep in mind we have kinda along ride. So i say to him ,"Do you want to get off the train?". He says no.
Then it happened:blush:, he passed gas and crapped on himself. Lord I'll never forget, that train was packed.We got off the train and everybody was looking at us because the his light tan pants were all F$$$$ up. I wanted to leave but i was too sympathetic. I suggested too him lets go on the street to find a bathroom for him to clean up(i was going try to buy another pair of pants with his money of course) He did not want to do this instead he wanted to get in a cab and go home:perplexed I'm like you cant sit in the back of the cab like that. He insisted, so he picked up newspaper and he put it in the back of the cab, and yes a few people were looking but most didnt notice because it was late at night.Anyway while were in the cab the driver is like what is that smell? My date tells him he stepped in dog poop.It was afwul cause he was still going in the back of the cab(that poor driver:sad:)and poor me:ohwell:
I dropped him and that bum had the nerve to ask me to help clean him up and while he still full of crap tells me I'm free to spend the night at his place.:nono:I mean really!:look:
Well that was our first and last date. I was so embarrased that day but now I just laugh.Yeah that was the worse for me.:yep:
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Girl I'm so mad you got in the taxi with him! :fart: I would've come up with some excuse, I would not have sat in that taxi! :barf: And then to expect you to spend the night? :nono:

Khalia27 said:
When we were in the middle of dinner he told me that his mother had passed away a few years ago and then he paused, took a deep breath and closed his eyes. I thought he was moved by the memory of his mother, but it turns out his steak was so good that he was having an orgasm in his mouth :ohwell:.

In that instant I knew that he was too big for me and certainly had the potential to get much bigger. He probably liked food more than sex and kept plates of food on the night stand in case he needed a "snack" in the middle of the night. No, thank you :nono:.
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Poor Mr. poopy pants! :lachen::lachen:

Even more important, poor YOU! :nono:

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brownbeauty196 said:
Well mine was over 15 years ago but me and my best friend laugh about it to this day. I met a nice, handsome guy. He invited me on a boat ride his best friend was throwing. The actual boat ride was cool, his friends wife had cooked and the guy I was with could not stop eating particularly the potato salad.:look:Well that greedy mf must of had about 4 plates.The ride ended and we got off the dock and got on the train to go home, and thats when S#$$ really hit the fan, literally. He turns to me on the train, "damn, my stomach is killing me". Keep in mind we have kinda along ride. So i say to him ,"Do you want to get off the train?". He says no.
Then it happened:blush:, he passed gas and crapped on himself. Lord I'll never forget, that train was packed.We got off the train and everybody was looking at us because the his light tan pants were all F$$$$ up. I wanted to leave but i was too sympathetic. I suggested too him lets go on the street to find a bathroom for him to clean up(i was going try to buy another pair of pants with his money of course) He did not want to do this instead he wanted to get in a cab and go home:perplexed I'm like you cant sit in the back of the cab like that. He insisted, so he picked up newspaper and he put it in the back of the cab, and yes a few people were looking but most didnt notice because it was late at night.Anyway while were in the cab the driver is like what is that smell? My date tells him he stepped in dog poop.It was afwul cause he was still going in the back of the cab(that poor driver:sad:)and poor me:ohwell:
I dropped him and that bum had the nerve to ask me to help clean him up and while he still full of crap tells me I'm free to spend the night at his place.:nono:I mean really!:look:
Well that was our first and last date. I was so embarrased that day but now I just laugh.Yeah that was the worse for me.:yep:
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